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a two-part allegorical saying
Selected swear allegorical sayings 1. What kind of bird are you?
2. Flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)
3. Water in the teapot-Get out
The fire destroyed the bamboo forest-a bachelor.
5. Chef's March-Take the fall for others
6. From Henan to Hunan-more difficult.
7. Full of straw bags
8. The tailor doesn't take a ruler-he deliberately doesn't measure (good).
9. "Hundreds of Surnames" removes Zhao-the beginning is money.
10. Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.
1 1. Car accident-taking advantage of people's danger
12. leg cramp in singing-I can't get off the stage
13. powder the coffin-save face
14. Doctors sell coffins-money for life and death.
15. Dirty fucking crying-filthy as hell.
16. The notice was posted on the roof-~ God knows.
17. One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs.
18. 2 1 day without chickens-bad guys
19.500 yuan is divided into two parts-250 yuan.
20. Cow dung bugs move-fuck off
2 1. The stone in the henhouse-asshole
22. Old and fat pig butcher-stabbed goods.
23. There is a big brother and a second brother-who are you?
24. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization
25. Eating powder and arranging flowers-~ shameless
26. Inscription in the toilet-smelly scholar
Playing lanterns in the toilet-shit (death)
28. Dogs bite beggars-animals also cheat.
29. Dogs bite shadows-not people at all.
30. Camels give birth to donkeys-a strange species
3 1. Agriculture without emergence-bad species
32. Look at clothes, look at behavior-dogs look at people.
33. Blacksmith Shop Materials-Lot
34. Robbers draw images-just the shape of your thief.
35. Horse racing on the wall-animals that don't look back
Do you recommend your daughter-in-law to be pregnant? Pretend to be helpless and miserable
Two judges for a penny? Bitch ghost
Seven have six? Know nothing about ...
Noodles in the pot? Cann't get hard
Delivery on the plane? senior high school student
Ye Yan posted a notice? A lot of lies
Naked thief? Bold and shameless
Touch your bald head and have fun? Act in a tactful way
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