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Sagittarius is the most cruel word without swearing, and the more poisonous Sagittarius is, the better.

1, * * People say it should be difficult for mosquitoes to bite you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and were bored.

You look strange and wandering, and I can't help sighing about the magic of your parents.

3, don't always say that your weather-beaten face is not outstanding in beauty and ugly.

When you look at yourself in the mirror, you think it is unnecessary. In fact, you are really redundant.

The world is bigger than what you lack.

6, really creative, really brave to live!

7. Some people always think that they are between Bull A and Bull C, but in fact they don't know that they are between Stupid A and Stupid C. ..

8. It's a matter of one hundred and twenty-nine to laugh at others without cleaning your ass. Don't make me say what this means! That's 250 plus 38 plus 2!

9. You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

10, you said, I have acne in adolescence. Do you envy menopause?

1 1, don't talk to me because I don't understand. In other people's eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with pigs.

12, your mother's whore, the hammer grows on the skull. I want to know why you were not invited to visit the Expo.

13, I didn't say I hate you, but if you are angry and I have water, I will drink it in front of you.

14, I heard that you are rich, and you recognize Erlang as your master.

15, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

16, I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!

17, I don't want to * *, I just want to scold you.

18, if eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

19, tell me what you did with your fifty cents and twenty pounds head to make the whole world spit on you?

20. Beating is kissing and scolding is love. Don't scold your mother all the time. You almost fell in love with your mother.

2 1, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

22. Since you got * *, you have been much more energetic!

I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

24. You are really creative and have the courage to live.

25. Your IQ is as thin as oxygen in the Himalayas.

26. Watch you walk on your high horse. Are you afraid that others won't know that you are an airport?

27. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of extraterrestrial life!

28. I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't?

29, you are really dirty to the extreme, you are the representative of meanness and filth, is the embodiment of lewdness and filth!

30. Stick a picture of XX on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent contraception at night.

3 1, for you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with different humans!

32, * * will always be * *, even if the economic crisis is not expensive.

33. seduce my man? I just think of you as an old bitch in spring.

34. Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, there is no signal on my cell phone, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road.

35, roll, roll for me; Go away, as far as your thoughts are; Go out and go as far as possible forever.

Even a lump of stone will meet dung beetles one day, so you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

37. Your IQ is the same as that of sweet potato, with an upper limit and no lower limit.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

39. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB!

40. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

4 1, the smell of inferior perfume is still coming to the man's side all day. Who gave you another look?

42, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped, and I'm out of my mind.

43. The face is really the most magical place on the body, but it can be big or small, thin or thick, and even dispensable!

44. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

45. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly look, he will definitely give you a very low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

I suggest you stay at home. Pets are not allowed to run around in the street.