Short and fast sketches for four people on the first day of New Year's Day.

The script of the sketch "Fools Go to School"

Characters: fool, student A, student B, teacher.

Fool: The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, and birds say early. Why are you carrying an explosive charge? I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know. I pulled the rope and ran away. I looked back and saw that the school was gone, the teacher was angry and the students were happy. Gnome male-",hahaha, I don't have to go to school from now on … how come no one applauds?

A: Fool! The head teacher was angry with us, and we changed the head teacher, you know?

Fool: Oh, I know.

A: When she comes later, you must be angry with her and try to get rid of her one day.

Fool: Good!

Teacher: Hello, class. I am your new class teacher. My name is Chris Lee. ...

Classmate: Li is so stupid!

Teacher: Chris Lee!

Classmate: Li is so stupid!

Teacher: Yes, not Li Ben!

Fool: Teacher, this is our dialect, but you are really a bit "stupid".

Teacher: Go, go, go. I think you are a little "stupid".

(Silence for about 3 seconds)

Teacher: First of all, please introduce yourself and get to know each other. Start with this classmate.

A: My name is Wang Busheng.

Fool: I know you were "not born". You are a man, and you can't be born if you want to!

Fool, that's Wang Busheng.

Fool: Still "not born"?

Teacher: Why are you called "Wang Busheng"?

A: Teacher, my mother gave birth to me when my father was a minister, so my name is Wang Busheng.

Teacher: What if your mother gave birth to you when your father was a director?

A: Then it's called "Wang Jusheng".

Teacher: What if your mother gave birth to you when your father was a section chief?

A: Let's call it "Wang Kesheng".

Teacher: What if your mother gave birth to you when your father was a director?

Fool: Then it's called "King Beast".

Fool, stop it!

Fool: Exactly!

Teacher: Next classmate.

My name is Fan Tong.

Fool: "useless"

It's Fan Tong.

Fool: You idiot, didn't you teach me that this is a dialect?

B: Go, go, go ... What do you mean?

Teacher: What about you, this classmate?

Fool: My name is asshole and I like singing.

Teacher: Why do you call yourself an asshole?

Fool: I'm pregnant 10 months, and my mother is pregnant 12 months, and she hasn't given birth to me yet. An old Chinese doctor made my mother eat eight eggs, and my mother gave birth to me, so my mother named me "asshole".

Teacher: Son of a bitch? Please answer one more question: Who burned Yuanmingyuan, the royal garden in China?

Fool: Teacher, I didn't burn it.

Teacher, that son of a bitch lied. I can prove that he burned the Yuanmingyuan. I saw it at noon that day

Teacher: What a mess, "useless"? No, Fan Tong, who burned the Yuanmingyuan?

B: Teacher, I don't know, but I can prove that Yuanmingyuan was not burned by an asshole classmate. I was with him that noon.

Teacher: You all stand up straight! You (fool) stand up straight!

Fool: This land is uneven. Why did you ... why did you let me stand?

Teacher: Answer again, who burned Yuanmingyuan?

Fool: I already said, no … no … I didn't burn it. Do you love it … believe it or not!

Teacher: Are you angry with me on purpose?

Fool: Who ... Who is angry with you on purpose? You deserve it. Can't I pay … pay … pay you? Is 5 yuan enough ... enough?

Teacher: You are so irritating. See which teacher will teach you in the future! I'm leaving!

Fool: Goodbye, teacher!

("Yeah"-)

Fool: "The teacher is angry and the students are happy. Gnome male-",hahaha, no need to go to school from now on!" "

(Pick up your schoolbag and go home! )

Quit

We did it at Christmas, and it worked super well. It didn't take long at all. I played for four minutes. I hope you are satisfied!