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Please tell me 10 homophonic jokes, thanks for your help!

Rabbit, shrimp, pickles, pickles are too expensive. Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. )

The dog ate today's meal. He is chinemys reevesii, you are a little turtle, and I am a turtle. There is enough food today. He will make the big bowl, you make the small bowl, and I will cook. )