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Funny, tell me about 202 1 short sentence. Interesting, I want to make a dish for my meat.

1. Once someone misses it, I am very grateful to Xie Guangkun!

2. My little pig has been marinated in daily life.

Your neck is really cute, with a pig's head bone on it.

4. live a good life, in short, there can be no hateful people.

I want to serve my meat.

6. Other girls want to be cute, but I just want to kill you alone.

7. I am different from others. I don't need money to deal with what I can spend, because I have no money.

8. I envy others for making money, but I am worthless, so I can only close my eyes in another direction.

9. Contemporary people all claim that they don't like making phone calls. In fact, they just can't find anyone to talk to on the phone. Looking through your communication records, there are only advertisements, frauds and courier companies.

10. The same is to look at glasses. They were called generals on the battlefield, but they became scoundrels at home.

1 1. It's normal to eat the iron wire for washing the pot for breakfast, which just shows that everyone's logistics management is strict, and it is very practical according to the order of washing the pot first and then cooking.

12. Everyone says that Xiu En 'ai will die quickly, but if you don't twist it, you won't even have a cantaloupe.

13. I really can't believe that I have a group of adipose tissues that serve me all day. When I was still freezing to death in the cold wind, they pretended not to understand and refused to light their own lights to help me keep warm. Their hearts are so cold. Raised a group of heartless people.

14. Poverty limits so much, why not limit my weight?

15. I really envy these people with short legs. They can cover the mattress horizontally and vertically, and can be folded when it feels cold in winter!

16. If you are depressed, you should talk to your aunt in the community. If you can't get out in a minute, you will know which one is worse than you, and you will be happy in an instant!

17. If you don't like my bad temper, then you should find a steam leak.

18. Every time I deal with special food, I also persuade myself: "Eating too much will kill me." But as it turns out, I basically won't die.

19. I wanted to live in your heart, but I found it was a community with many neighbors next door.

20. Actually, if I study or have an advantage, I have at least three meals a day.