Curse people's brains and make quick turns.

Brainstorming is a popular intellectual game in recent years, and it is also a language game. The following is what I prepared for you, I hope you lik

Curse people's brains and make quick turns.

Brainstorming is a popular intellectual game in recent years, and it is also a language game. The following is what I prepared for you, I hope you like it!

A 1。 Who is Amy's lover? Answer: Mice love rice.

2. Who is Amy's grandmother? Answer: Amy's grandmother is a great pen.

3. Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn.

4. What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? Answer: The new dog is still very excited to see you a year later.

5. Bobo accidentally swallowed 1 yuan, and Boba slapped him upside down, but spit out 10 yuan. What should Boba do at this moment? Answer: continue to feed him one yuan.

6. A bear without a tail is a tail bear. What kind of bear is a bear without penis? Answer: Mama Bear.

7. September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10? Answer: Confucius full moon

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the keeper opened the prison door the next day and found another prisoner inside? A: The name of the fugitive is Du.

9. In today's society, what do most self-employed people who distribute big money live on? Answer: mouth

10. If someone asks for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing? Answer: Is this the earth?

Classic brain teaser II 1. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. Rubber difference

2. What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Not afraid of 10 thousand, but in case

3. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream ice Kirin

4. Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. 1 Don't do it, don't stop.

Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

6. One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

7. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.

8. A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean shark with green bean paste

9. Is Dandan the name of a dog or a tiger? Answer: the little tiger is eyeing up.

10. What brand of car hates being touched by others? Answer: BMW BMW, don't touch me.

1 1. Who is mother hen? Answer: paper helicopter paper raw chicken

12. There are ABCD letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 ETs drove away UFOs.

13. What's the name of God's child? Answer: I was born with a gift.

14. What's the name of Feng's child? Answer: Water rises from the wind.

15. Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk is lost.

Selected brain teasers 3 1. What is the easiest thing to procrastinate? Answer: slippers

2. Xiaohua is at home, who is the most like him? Answer: the little flower in the mirror.

There is a family of four brothers. The age of the four of them is 14. How old are they? Answer: 1, 1, 2, 7, including twins.

There is a medicine that you want to eat in the drugstore but you can't buy. What medicine is this? Answer: regret medicine

Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: Because of wearing shoes.

6. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the freestyle competition? Answer: Frog breaststroke fouled.

7. A group of girls were taking a bath by the river when a strange man broke in. What do you think they want to cover up most? Answer: men's eyes

8. Why does the tiger fight to the death and never give up? Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.

9. What can solve all the mysteries? Answer: the answer

10. Every couple has an absolute * * * in their lives. What is that? Answer: Get married on the same day in the same year.

1 1. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? Answer: It's too slow to walk.

12. Xiaoming's kitten never catches mice. Why? Answer: Because this is a toy cat.

13. Who only works one day a year? Answer: Santa Claus

14. The manager can't cook, but he is particularly good at one dish. What is this? Answer: fire squid.

15. What bridge has no water? Answer: overpass

16. Who wants to buy fakes? Answer: wigs, dentures

17. What gets dirtier the more you wash it? Answer: water.

18. Who is the most disobedient? Answer: deaf

19. A man fell into the river and struggled several times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was gone. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.

20. Xiaoming bought a new sock with only one hole, but he didn't go to the shop assistant to exchange it. Do you know why? Answer: sock mouth

2 1. What did you do, but you were punished? Answer: Homework.

22. What does everyone want? Answer: Sick.

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