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Aofeng's latest chapter [Visit in the first quarter of Chapter 5 (Reconstruction) of Shentian] ... What about after O(∩_∩)O ... Thank you.
Step out of the hall, a line of people soon came to the door of the Langton family compound. At this time, the gate of the compound has been packed, and I'm afraid this is really their lair.
However, Idov, the owner of his hometown, is a man who has seen the world anyway. He will not be intimidated by this battle. He glanced around lightly and let out a low roar: "Atkins, how dare you bring so many people to my Langton family residence?" What do you want? I really can't be a Langton! "
A HeSheng came, originally stationed here is a bit flustered Langton family all unknowingly spirit a flap, momentum suddenly improved a lot, Madoff, after all, is the first strong spark city, in many families, there is some power.
"The old owner of Idoff should know what we are here for today." In the middle of the crowd, a well-dressed man, who looked about twenty-seven or eight years old, was not afraid of Idoff's imposing manner at all, and said in a faint voice, "My King Sarah was suddenly killed outside Huoxing City this morning. According to the surviving family members, the murderer was the one who was with your Langton family. Please give me a statement about the Si Qi family! "
This man is the contemporary patriarch of the Si Qi family. He became the genius of the Seven-Star King in less than a thousand years of practice.
Although there are many rising stars like Ishulin and Islam in the Langton family, Elaine, the patriarch of the previous generation, is slightly inferior to him.
Aofeng looked at his eyes. This Aite's appearance is quite correct, and with his tall and straight figure, he looks very graceful and eye-catching. But the coldness and cunning that occasionally flashes in his eyes will make people who are carefully aware very uncomfortable.
Qi, an aggressive family, is very aggressive, so they come straight to the point of provocation, which shows that they are really angry.
The fall of a king is a great disaster for any family in the main city!
To cultivate a king, I don't know how many resources and wealth are needed. Such a master even has three families, namely the Si Qi family and the Langton family. Suddenly one is missing, and the Si Qi family is like a backbone, which is further different from the Langton family.
"Hum, you still have the face to mention this!" Chief Elaine angrily argued, "You pray that the family will send a king to assassinate a three-generation junior of the Langton family, and my nephew Islam happened to know the king and died. Who can you blame? " Art, aren't you afraid of being laughed at for doing such a despicable thing to control the transmission array? "
Ait must be involved in the assassination of Islam. Without the master's nod, the king in the house would never go out without authorization.
But Aite smiled coldly and refused to admit: "Who said we sent someone to assassinate? We just want to invite young Islamic masters to my house for a cup of tea. You are indiscriminate. When you see Lord Sarah alone, you will return to the killer and bite the hand that feeds you. This is immoral! "
Yi flushed with anger when he turned right from wrong, and shouted, "Art, you are shameless! Do you dare swear to prove what you said? "
"Joke, I am the king of seven stars, and I was forced to swear in front of you. This is the face. I don't know where to put it. If Lord Idoff swears that the murderer is not in your Langton family, I will take the person away at once! " Aite said calmly, as if the facts were really as he said.
"We are fighting back in self-defense!"
"I think it is a deliberate denial!"
……
The two sides had an argument, but it was all based on their own words. There was no result at that time. I don't know if this 100 years has been too much. It's hard to say who is right or wrong in family struggles.
After a stalemate for a while, everyone gradually lost patience. A middle-aged man in a gray robe next to Aite stared at him and said, "My Lord, what else do you say to them?" ! Idoff, give me the murderer quickly, or I will pay a heavy price for the Langton family! "
This man is the brother of Sarah, the king of Zadok, who is the refiner of the nine planets.
"Zado. Qi, what a big breath you have! Do you think you can impress our Langton family? " Idoff sneered disdainfully: "I can't betray friends of the Langton family. If you are confident that you can compete with the three generations of kings in our family, then fight with us! "
Large-scale fighting is not allowed in the main city, and fighting with each other can only be carried out in a duel. Otherwise, the duke will be investigated for responsibility, even if put aggressive, kill the door, also dare not directly.
Sado's face froze, and he muttered darkly, "Idorf, don't think that your Langdon family can dominate the world because it is strong! There are eight families and fifteen forces in this Spark City, and the really strongest player is your Majesty Martha! If you don't hand over the murderer today, three days later, I pray that the family will auction ten pieces of best Jade Emperor at the auction house in Romila, and I will make you pay for my money! "
"Ten best Jade Emperor!" The face of the Langton family has finally changed.
The best Jade Emperor weapons are hard to find, and the price is ten times that of ordinary Jade Emperor weapons. Usually there is not even one piece, let alone ten pieces at once. I'm afraid this is all the capital accumulated by Sato kings for hundreds of years. Once sold, it will definitely cause a sensation, and all powerful minds in Spark City will be present!
It is not difficult to get these people together by selling magic devices and making some promises. One or two are easy to say, but so many forces are really together, and the Langton family is no match at all.
If you get the duke's approval, then the rules are just clouds. A wave of the duke's hand can completely decide the life and death of a family.
. "Damn, this refinery is a real headache." Idoff was secretly annoyed, but he couldn't think of any countermeasures at the moment. The advantages of the Si Qi family are unmatched by the Langton family. Unless you secretly kill King Zador, you will really be in big trouble.
But it's hard to kill the king of Zadoc. The Si Qi family is heavily guarded. They have never given up this idea for many years, but they have never had a chance. At this point, he is even less likely to be negligent.
Just when he had a bad headache, he suddenly saw a flash of red robe and a slender figure came out of the crowd.
"Qin Feng adult, you ..." Madoff a frown, but see the wind proudly casually with the wave, expression is very cool, then put down the heart.
Anyway, none of these people present can threaten her.
"Sata, that's her!" At Si Qi's house, several voices cried at once.
"You are the murderer!" At the moment when Sado clenched his fist, his eyes stared at the boy in red. He had heard people who fled back describe the arrogant appearance, and with those voices just now, there is no doubt that the identity of the bearer has been confirmed.
"Yes, I killed King Sarah." Aofeng was calm and admitted it directly. He smiled faintly and said, "I'm too lazy to argue with you about who is right or wrong. It is an unchangeable law that the strong in this world are respected. If you want to fight me, I will follow. "
Her cold and calm expression made King Sado anxious for a while, but he was very unwilling. He gritted his teeth and was about to move on. Aite next to him grabbed him and shook his head: "Don't be impulsive, you are no match for her!" "
According to the narration of those people, Aite probably guessed that Aofeng's strength was at the peak of six stars or the king of high stars. Sato, like Sarah, has great strength and moves every second. In fact, their main purpose is to observe this period of time. If they can win, they can win directly. If not, they can only use another method.
Now, Aite finds that she can't see through arrogance, so she dare not make a move.
"Let's go home first, so as not to disturb the Lord and make them proud for another two days. Three days later, we will know. " Aite said coldly.
"Hum, yes, I'll see if you can keep this cool look!" King Zadoc looked ferocious, staring at the arrogant wind, as if to swallow her.
"Really?" Aofeng shrugged his shoulders, smiled evenly, glanced at his face faintly, and the corners of his mouth evoked a sarcastic arc: "I have news for you, too. Coincidentally, three days later, our Langton family will also consign a batch of magic devices at the Romila auction. "
"Auction magic devices?" Idoff and others froze with one voice, as did Aite and his party across the street.
"Yes, just right, I am also an oil refiner." Aofeng raised his eyebrows, opened his mouth and showed his white teeth. He smiled brightly: "Well, we are going to auction ten of the best lords' treasures. If you don't mind, Chief Aite, you can promote your ten artifacts for us at the same time. "
Volume 15: The Magic Storm in Chapter 26 of the Sky of the Gods (Revised Edition)
Aofeng's words just stopped, and suddenly there was silence around him. Both the Si Qi family and the Langton family, hundreds of people were all silly, turned into a pile of wooden stakes, and could not make a sound for a long time.
After a long time, I composed myself and asked in a trembling voice, "Qin ... Lord Qin Feng, what ... what did you just say?"
His face was full of disbelief, as if wondering if there was something wrong with his ears.
"I said, I am also a refinery, but I am a little short of money recently. I'm going to auction ten of the best Lord jewels at Romila's auction house in three days. I am a stranger in the main city of Spark, so I can only ask the Langton family to help me with it. As for the operating expenses, it is calculated at 30% after the magic auction. " Aofeng had expected that they would be surprised and didn't bother, so he explained it again with a smile.
She didn't want to hide the identity of the refiner. In front of the hall, she was going to put forward an auction of two artifacts to get some money and pocket money, but she was interrupted by Qi's door-to-door fault. Since Zador was the first to mention the auction of magic devices, she naturally didn't mind announcing the news publicly.
"Ten ... ten big noble jewels? "Idoff's hometown owner has always been well informed, as if he were a poor boy scared by the rich. His eyes are straight, his eyes are dull, and his mouth is wide open, as if he had a duck egg stuck in his throat!
I can't blame him for being so rude, but this guy is so scary!
Top Ten Best Lord Jewelry, what is this concept!
In this continent where magic devices are scarce, most of the strong still use Jade Emperor's weapons, and even some low-star kings like this Spark City may not even have the best Jade Emperor, otherwise they don't have to curry favor with the Sato kings of terms.
A Lord's treasure is enough to attract the king's attention. The quality is close to that of the king's treasure, and the treasure of the best Lord is something that even the peak king will covet. Any such treasure can make people crazy, but proudly threw so many in one breath!
It is impossible to get this number by accident, which means that Aofeng himself is definitely a ten-star refiner!
Under the huge impact, Idoff only felt that he was out of breath. However, after many years, he was able to keep a little rational and not lose his mind. After the shock, he showed an excited expression and bowed respectfully to the proud air duct: "Qin Feng's adult, it is our pleasure to serve you. How can we take your money? We can't accept the agency fee of thirty percent ... "
Aofeng took out a magical device and sold it to them at this time, which has saved their family.
As soon as the jewels of the top ten lords come out, they will naturally seize the whole market. No one will pay attention to the God of Zadoc, and the immediate crisis will naturally be solved.
Moreover, letting the Langton family act as her agent is undoubtedly supporting them. It is reported that there is a 10-star refiner in the Langton family. Even if she is not a Langton family, she will definitely bring unimaginable popularity. There are too many people racking their brains to have something to do with high-star refiners.
It can be predicted that there will be a magic storm in the main city of Spark, and the center of the storm is their Langton family!
I never dreamed that such a good thing would fall on them. If the family's economic situation does not allow, he even wants to give money to Aofeng Dabi to thank her for her help.
"I ask you to take it. I know about the Langdon family. This is my gift to Elvis. For the sake of family development, the old owner should not refuse. Besides, do you think I will be short of money? " Aofeng smiled casually, but the tone was beyond doubt.
"This ..." Idoff also gave a wry smile. If a ten-star refiner can take out the Lord's gem, how can he have no money? What's more, she is still a top king! Such a person, I really don't know why he came to Spark City.
In any case, their Langton family really got lucky this time, and she obviously made moves this time to help them. In this case, Idoff stopped being melodramatic and nodded solemnly: "Then our Langton family would be rude, my Lord. Don't worry, I will go to Romila auction house to be king in the afternoon, and I will definitely let all kinds of forces in the whole Spark City know about it! "
Aofeng also smiled and nodded: "Please, Your Majesty Idoff."
Hearing their conversation, everyone around them wept silently.
Thirty percent of the auction price of ten lords' jewelry can be said to be "a little money", which is equivalent to three lords' jewelry! Don't treat money as money, don't play like this!
What makes people vomit blood even more is that when talking about this matter, Aofeng is still so understated, as if ten pieces of Acura's jewels were as easy as pulling out a hair for her. Compared with the gnashing King Sato before, it seems that he cut a piece of meat from him and screamed and bled and sold ten pieces of Acura Emperor at a time. ...
Everyone has a saying in their hearts-people are more popular than people!
Sato is really going to be angry!
He said he would sell ten pieces of Jade Emperor wares, and Aofeng said he would sell ten pieces of Wang Ye wares. She must have done it on purpose!
"Smelly boy, you little nonsense here! Idoff, I think you are too old to believe such absurd words! " Zuodu's face turned red, and he stared at Aofeng angrily. He snorted, "a teenager who looks less than a thousand years old, to what extent can you refine?" If you can make the best Lord's jewelry, I can also make the king's jewelry! "
After the shock, Aite, who frowned, seemed to be reminded, and then sneered: "Yes, when have these immortals heard of the ten-star refining device within a thousand years old?" Don't treat a few dissolute women as the treasure of the Lord! "
What they said made many people frown slightly.
Indeed, it seems that the famous oil refiners in mainland China are not too young. High-star refiners must have high strength and rich refining experience. A person who is only a few hundred years old is still in the best period of practice, and it is too late to practice again. How did he have time to refine it?
Besides, AoFeng's words are too exaggerated. Is it possible for people to take out ten pieces of the best Lord jewels at a time? With this in mind, almost 90% people think that she is talking nonsense.
"Sato, Art, if you are jealous of our Langton family, just say so. Why slander people here?" Idoff retorted coldly.
He is one of the few people who have great confidence in Aofeng. With many years of experience, I can see that Aofeng doesn't seem to be faking, but Si Qi's family is unwilling to admit it. The most important thing is that he knows Aofeng's strength. She can force the Si Qi family, and there is no need to fool them around the corner with refiners.
"Hum, we slander people? You don't look at the situation of mainland refiners! " Sado looked at Aofeng with a scowl on his face, then snorted and laughed: "Even a refiner on Hefeng Island must be over a thousand years old if he wants to play ten stars. She doesn't know which poor boy was born, but if she wants to play tricks, she must make it clear first, er ... "
Words haven't say that finish, voice stopped again.
The color of surprise appeared on his face again, and he kept staring ahead.
What caught his attention was an artifact that Aofeng suddenly took out, a crimson machete.
As soon as the machete Fang Fu appeared, it caused many people to shake. Exquisite appearance and amazing perfect design, at first glance, are not ordinary things, emitting a faint spiritual fluctuation, and a faint silver light enveloped the knife, giving it a cold and mysterious veil.
"God! Yin Hua light, this is the treasure of the Lord! "
"The energy fluctuation is so strong that it is definitely the best in its class!"
"It's still a weapon!"
With the screams, the crowd stirred!
The gems of the Lord are extremely precious. Among all the gems, weapons and armor are the most sought-after things. After seeing this weapon, many people's eyes turned red on the spot, and they couldn't wait to have a competition at once.
They just haven't moved, just see a flash of light, a figure in the camp of qi family suddenly jumped in the direction of the wind!
On Langdon's side, Idoff also saw the situation clearly and hurried forward. The potential pressure on him suddenly surged, and then he let out a thunderous roar: "Art, what do you want!" "
Two figures intersect, and their souls face each other. Suddenly, a hurricane blows at the door of the Langton family. In people's screaming, there is a muffled sound in the air, and the two figures retreat at the same time, and both fall back to their respective camps.
The duel passed quickly, and the two high-star kings were evenly matched.
After the game, Aite looked a little pale and was annoyed that he could not win the bloody machete. After all, he just joined the Seven-Star King, and Idoff is an old-fashioned Seven-Star King, but he is still slightly better than him.
However, Idov was also shocked. I didn't expect Aite to rise to this level in a few days after joining the high-star king. If it is another hundred years, maybe he will not be his opponent.
The heads of both sides had their own worries, and no one spoke first, but Elaine took the lead in thundering: "Art, you are so brave! If you dare to rob in the main city under the rules of the fiend, you are not afraid that the Lord will drive your home out of the main city when he knows! "
"Hum, don't talk nonsense over there. I just want to get closer and see if this magical device is really the treasure of the Acura Lord. Which one of you saw what energy I released on His Majesty Qin Feng? " Art has returned to normal at this moment, raising eyebrows as if nothing had happened, continuing to exert its own ability, and reversing right and wrong in an understatement.
"Art, you are obviously arguing irrationally!" Everyone in the Langton family is very angry. No one saw his attack just now. It was stopped by Idoff. If Idoff hadn't stopped him, would he still say such things now?
AoFeng also took a cold look at aite. What a shame. Aite's shameless ability can be compared with that boy Yun Qinghong, but it is far less clever than the latter. They are not figures of the same class. Cloud green red would never say such a poor denial. His belly is an art, but this art is disgusting!
In the second quarter, who is darker?
"Whatever you say, it is purely a misunderstanding. If you want to say it's your Majesty Idoff, won't you do it first? If you really get into trouble with the Lord, you won't get any benefits. " Art hey hey smile without fear, squinting at Madoff.
He didn't dare to make a move until he was sure I wouldn't let it lose both sides. If he succeeds, he can win jewels. Even if he doesn't succeed, he won't suffer too much.
Idoff snorted coldly: "I'm too lazy to argue with you, but I advise your Majesty Aite not to try to touch Lord Qin Feng's things again. Since Lord Qin Feng has made a great treasure, even if another top master like Lord Martha comes to you, he won't care! "
This sentence reminds all those who covet nod. Many people had a cold war on the spot, and when they thought about the consequences, they broke into a cold sweat on their backs.
Indeed, in this land of gods, the trouble of finding a refiner is very serious. Refineries are usually ready to deal with it, and their relationship is far from comparable. Even if it doesn't matter, some experts don't mind getting on well with a high-star refiner.
Considering this, most people have given up the idea of robbing treasure. No matter how good the magic device is, it should be used. Even if we want to fight, we can only compete in a proper way.
Aite also had to loosen his clenched fist, not only because he was afraid of the prestige of the refiner, but also because he was afraid of the old guy Idoff. He could not succeed if he was prepared.
To the bloody machete, art sighed in my heart. It's a pity that the secret of his practice is the knife method, and he has a special desire for the treasure knife. If he has this weapon, his fighting capacity can also rank among the top kings, and even Idoff will not become his opponent again because of the treasure. For a king, nothing is crazier than using the weapon in his hand.
"Art your majesty's reaction is quite fast, not the kui is a king of the strong. But you belittle me too much, a teenager who has come out of the hinterland. " Aofeng got a panoramic view of Aite's expression, and with a flash of light, he stared at him faintly and said, "I wonder if Your Majesty Aite has seen it clearly?" How many prostitutes is my' blood-drinking' treasure knife used to fill? "
"You! ..... "Art's expression froze and his eyes flashed with embarrassment. With his impudence, he felt extremely embarrassed in the face of such naked ridicule.
After all, what I just said was arrogance and mystifying. Unexpectedly, when she turned around, she actually took out the jewels of the gourmet lords and used their previous words to run. This is undoubtedly a public face! If the blood-drinking nod is an adulteress, what is the artifact refined by King Zadok?
In the face of her sharp words, even if she can find words to defend herself, she is already weak.
Before Aite could say anything, Aofeng smiled again, looked around and waved his machete. Qingyin said, "This' drinking blood' treasure knife will be sold as the finale artifact at the auction in Romila in three days. Welcome friends from Spark City to join us. I want to make it clear that I only accept money in this auction. Whoever wants to take that magical device, I have to exchange it with cash. I don't need real estate or anything. No matter who the buyer is, he has any festivals or friendships with the Langton family before, and the person with the most cash will get this magical device. "
When this statement came out, it caused a sensation in the distance!
At the slightest movement, the crowd on that side immediately dispersed around the area, scrambling to spread the news throughout the city.
Because of the exchange of fire between the Langton family and the Si Qi family, Spark City sent spies in all directions, and many people were watching from a distance. Now that the news of Aofeng comes out, everyone can no longer sit still. Her condition is only cash, and they must immediately notify their families and troops to raise funds. I'm afraid real estate will be difficult to deal with at night.
It can be predicted that the commercial handover in the main city of Spark will be the busiest in the next three days.
"We also go home. There is really no point in singing with a group of clowns here. " Light glanced at qi, the family, the wind proudly turned to Madoff and others.
They have restored this scene. When the ten pieces of jewelry of the Acura Lord came out, the Si Qi family was completely at a disadvantage, so there is no need to just stand here.
Before long, the duke will also send a special team to evacuate the gathered crowd. He won't watch the two families do it.
Now the Langtons are arrogant. Elaine, as the patriarch, immediately stepped aside and led the way with a respectful smile: "Lord Qin Feng said we should go back."
If this scene had been put in the past, it would have made people stare out their eyes, but now, everything has become so natural that no one is surprised.
The aristocratic status of the ten-star refiner can be completely equal to the peak king of the nine planets.
Just as Aofeng was about to step into the door, there was a sudden shout behind him: "Your Majesty Qin Feng, wait a minute!"
Aofeng looked back faintly: "Your Majesty Aite, is there anything else?"
The man who suddenly stopped Aofeng turned out to be Aite who had just started playing Aofeng, but now he has put away all his ugly faces, put on a fake smile and asked, "I just want to ask, does what Your Majesty Qin Feng just said count?"
"What words?" The arrogant wind raised eyebrows.
"You said that you only recognize cash. Whoever has more cash will sell this magical device to anyone, no matter whether they used to be friends or enemies of the Langton family." Art's eyes lit up and said, "As a noble ten-star refiner, you won't break your word, will you?"
Langton family all one leng, not Qi Qi frowned, this etta asked, ambition is obvious, he also took aim at the arrogant magic device, want to participate in the auction!
"I'm not your king Aite. Of course what I said counts! " Aofeng smiled coldly and glanced at him disdainfully: "If you can get enough cash from the Si Qi family, you can of course sell the magic weapon to you, as long as you can overwhelm all the forces in this Spark City!"
"This ... Qin Feng's adult ..." Elaine was surprised and just wanted to say something, but Madoff stared back with a black face.
Although they are uncomfortable, they have no right to ask for arrogance. Aite also seized the handle of arrogance and deliberately embarrassed. If she doesn't agree, I'm afraid he will blow the whistle and ruin the auction.
It's just that the Si Qi family has accumulated so much money over the years. They want to fight, I'm afraid no family can match them. Look at Aite's determination. Drinking blood is almost in his pocket.
Aite gasped at this, and his eyes flashed with a smile: "Well, Lord Qin Feng really has faith. In this case, I pray that my family will also prepare the funds needed for the auction, and I will leave. "
With a wave of his hand, he led many members of the Qi family to recede like a flood.
Looking at the back of his departure, Ao Feng's eyes flashed with exquisite brilliance, and his mouth smiled thoughtfully: "Hum, what an idiot! If you want to hack me, don't look at how far you are from that boy, and dare to play belly black with me, I will solve it with violence. What kind of onion are you? "
"Lord Qin Feng, what are you talking about?" Yi is a little confused. She frowned at the place where her eyes were staring doubtfully. "Do adults already have countermeasures to stop them from auctioning?"
"Why do you want to stop them? Since they want to take it, let them take it! " Able to shrug off the wind proud tunnel.
"Ah?" They got confused again and let the Si Qi family take it away, so they wouldn't use the Lord's jewels against the Langton family?
Elaine worried tunnel: "My Lord, the strength of Aches is almost the same as my father's adult. If I get another monarch ... "
Before he finished, Islam next to him showed a pure expression and cried, "Oh, uncle, you are so stupid!" " Of course, good things are for yourself, and only those that can't be used will be sold! Qin Feng's eldest brother took out a blood-sucking nod, which means that she must be getting better! Right, brother Qin Feng? "
Islam blinked, expecting to see this proud wind tunnel.
"Haha, Islam is still smart." Aofeng laughed, and her affirmation also made a group of people in the Langton family suddenly show color. It turns out that she still has something to hide! I really don't know what it is!
Lin Xiu added: "But sooner or later, you will leave. Those things will fall into their hands, in the future ... "
"If I buy it, I will get it back. After I left the main city of Spark, the duke here could no longer take care of me. Since someone wants to give us money for nothing, why not accept it? " A proud wind still look cool tunnel.
"Uh ..." A group of people collectively paused and shook three times. I don't know how many times I was scared by this understated tone today!
The original proud wind didn't pass the Si Qi family! Not only do you want their money, but you also want something back! Judging from this situation, I'm afraid what she said before was a deliberate trap! It suddenly dawned on everyone now that Aite was just an underage black grass, and this is the real black man!
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