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Our company tells a simple and humorous joke before going to work every day. Who has it? Can you tell me?
The police officer who executed the death penalty walked into the cell and announced the order to the prisoner while shaking his raincoat. The prisoner said in surprise, it's raining so hard to go to the execution ground. The officer said, what do you have to complain about? I have to come back in the rain!
The young couple quarreled and threw pillows from upstairs. A beggar happened to pass by and was very happy. After a while, another quilt flew down and the beggar was ecstatic. So he wiped his tears and shouted to the upstairs: big brother, be kind and throw that woman down!
Cobra is highly myopic. After the first date with the elephant, she said to the elephant's nose, hey, it's very kind of you to bring such a big pig!
The farmer has a visitor, and the master wants to kill the rooster, but the rooster can't get off the roof. The master scolded: If you don't come down, I will kill all the hens and make your life worse than death! Rooster laughs: Haha! When I came down, the hen was already dead!
Fish said to water: I always open my eyes, just to keep you in my eyes forever! Water said: I keep flowing, just to hug you forever! The pot said: Shit! He is almost mature and talkative!
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