The latest joke in 21

1。 One day Xiaoqiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

2。 There is a penguin, who has nothing to do, plucks his hair and plays with it. He said, It's really cold.

sequel: There is a polar bear, who has nothing to do. He plucks his hair and plays with it. He says,

The penguin is right. There is a hide-and-seek club president in the school who hasn't found

4 yet. One day Xiaoming was walking on the road! I suddenly feel sore when I walk! Why is this happening? Because Xiaoming stepped on a lemon

5. Two bananas were walking together. The banana in front suddenly felt very hot and began to undress, so the banana behind stepped on the banana skin and fell down

7. Once upon a time, there was a lovely little boy who asked you to pinch him and died the next day

8. On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and then burned himself to death

12. The diver's movements were very difficult. He made a twist for three weeks, followed by a forward somersault for three and a half weeks, followed by a back somersault for one month

13. There are two tomatoes walking, a car flies by, one is squashed ... the other says, dig haha! Tomato sauce!

(1) On the bus today, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd. . .

The fashionable girl looked back and said, "What's wrong with you?"

The man was puzzled and answered, "Do you have any medicine?"

people in the car snickered!

The woman felt angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly, "Can you cure it?"

the whole car is laughing!

the bus driver stops and laughs on the steering wheel!

(2) Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.

The squid begged him: Please let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said: OK, then let me ask you some questions.

The squid was very happy and said: You can take the exam!

Then the man roasted the squid ..

(3) A pair of corn fell in love. So they decided to get married. On the wedding day, corn couldn't find his wife.

The corn asked the popcorn beside him: Have you seen our corn?

Popcorn: Honey, people are wearing wedding dresses.

(4) One day, Xiaomei and her boyfriend went out for a drive.

The car was almost out of gas, so they went to refuel.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew her boyfriend's hat away.

Xiaomei's boyfriend said to her, "I'll pick up my hat, so you can refuel for me."

Come on! "

There is a penguin whose home is very far from the polar bear's.

If you walk, it will take 2 years to get there.

One day, the penguin is so bored at home that he is going to play with the polar bear.

He went out with him. But halfway through the road, he found that he forgot to lock the door.

It's been 1 years, but it's been 1 years. Penguin set out to look for the polar bear again.

It took him 4 years to get to the polar bear's house.

Then Penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, Penguin is here to play with you!"

As a result, the polar bear opened the door and said to him, "Let's go to your house to play."

(5) The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, are there a hundred buns?"

Boss: "I'm sorry, there aren't so many"

"."The little white rabbit left dejectedly.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery.

"Boss, are there a hundred buns?"

boss; "Sorry, there is still no such thing as"

"."The little white rabbit left dejectedly again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery.

"Boss, are there a hundred buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, there are one hundred buns today!"

The little white rabbit takes out the money: "Great, I'll take two!"

(6) Teacher: "How to reduce white pollution?"

Classmate: "Make the lunch box blue."

(7) A blind beggar was begging in the street wearing sunglasses.

A drunk came over and felt sorry for him, so he threw him a hundred yuan.

After walking for a while, the drunk turned around and saw that the blind man was distinguishing the authenticity of the hundred-dollar bill.

The drunk came over and took back the money.

The blind beggar looked aggrieved and said, "Brother, I'll take a look here for my friend. He's blind and went to the toilet, but I'm actually dumb."

"Oh, that's right." So the drunk dropped the money and staggered away.

(8) Two dung beetles discussed the welfare lottery.

A said, I'm going to win the grand prize.

b said: you are too vulgar! If I win the lottery, I will pack a living person and eat fresh food every day!

(9) Be careful, that's how my wife got her husband.

The company sent me to Hangzhou on business. Just after I checked into the hotel, I received a phone call from my wife: "Husband, it's not good. Today, several thieves were mixed into our community, and our family was also visited. "

I jumped up and asked, "Did you lose something? Is there an alarm? "

"The house was turned upside down, and the 1 yuan in the closet was gone. Something else has been lost. " "I am cleaning up, and the police came to see it this afternoon." My wife heard my anxiety and quickly comforted me: "Fortunately, those thieves have been caught by the police. Now let everyone report the stolen list as soon as possible."

I breathed a sigh of relief and quickly ordered my wife: "Go and see the wedding photo hanging on the bedside. There is a red envelope stuck with double-sided tape behind the picture frame. " Wife put the phone down. Two minutes later, he asked, "I took down the frame and looked at it. There was nothing." Such an unpredictable place can be found. It seems that what we met today is by no means an ordinary thief. I quickly asked my wife to go to the bathroom again: "There is a crack on the side of the toilet tank against the wall, and a plastic bag is stuffed. See if there is any." Ten minutes later, my wife called: "No, did you remember the wrong place?"

I said anxiously, "Impossible. I checked it before I went on a business trip. A total of 4, yuan, all of which are even-numbered hundred-dollar bills. That was deducted from the technical innovation award sent to me by the company last year. " "Is that all? Have you forgotten anything?" My wife asked on the phone. "No, only this 6 yuan. You must explain the characteristics of the money to the police. " I remind my wife. After a few seconds, I heard my wife sneer: "OK. I thank you for your excellent performance in this family burglar drill. The 6 yuan in your coffers will be settled carefully after you come back. "I fainted after listening to it .................................................................................................................................................... . .

== These are all found online ... I believe you have seen them all ... but I still hope you can choose me O(∩_∩)O~