Good joke. Who has it?

1。 On one occasion, Ge You invited a friend to dinner and went to the toilet on the way. His trousers were wet when he came back. Friend: "Why are your pants wet?" Ge You: "It's been like this since I became famous." Friend: "Often?" Ge You: "Yes! It is often that the people next to him suddenly turn around and shout,' Isn't this Ge You!'

2。 Single Xiao Wang asked Lao Li: Why does the law stipulate that a man can only marry one wife? Lao Li said earnestly: When you have a wife, you will find that this law actually protects men.

3。 Friar Sand took a math test, and the invigilator stared at the beads around his neck for a long time, sneering: Hey hey! Camouflage the abacus like this, don't cheat, and take it off quickly!

4。 When I saw her face with a shy and lovely expression, I couldn't help but tremble and ask in a low voice, "What about you ... do you really like me?" She buried her head and said, "Guess!" "I like it ~" Her face is redder and her head is lower. "Guess again!"

5。 On the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her, don't you know I'm pregnant? See that person says nervously only: "the child is not mine!" ! "