Dream of Red Mansions funny story

There are many funny stories in Dream of Red Mansions. Three of them are easy to recall:

The first is Xue A'dai singing a ditty, the second is Grandma Liu's drinking order, and the third is Xiaoxiangzi's elegant banquet. Yuxiang

One day, Xue Pan said: "I have to say: my daughter is sad——" After talking for a long time, there was no explanation. Feng Ziying smiled and said: "What are you sad about? Come on, tell me." Xue Bandeng's anxious eyes were like bells, and he stared for a long time before saying: "My daughter is sad----" He coughed twice more and said: "My daughter is sad, marry me A man is a turtle." Everyone laughed after hearing this. Xue Pan said: "Why are you laughing? Isn't that what I said? A daughter marries a man and becomes a forgetful man. How can he not be sad?" Everyone laughed and bent down and said: "What you said is very true. Tell me the following. ." Everyone asked: "Why are you worried?" liquor. Baoyu smiled and said, "It just rhymes." Xue Pan said, "The magistrates are all right. What are you making a fuss about?" After everyone heard about it, they just let it go. Yun'er smiled and said: "The next two sentences are getting more and more difficult to say, so I'll say it for you." Xue Pan said: "Nonsense! Seriously, I won't be fine! Listen to me: My daughter is happy, and the wedding room is full of flowers and candles." When everyone heard this, they were all surprised and said: "How rhyming is this sentence?" "Damn it, damn it! Sing it quickly." Xue Pan sang: "A mosquito hums hum." Everyone was stunned and said, "What kind of song is this?" Xue Pan also sang: "Two flies hum. "Buzz." Everyone said, "Come on, come on!" I won't sing." Everyone said: "Excuse me, excuse me, don't delay other people's family.

Secondly, Mrs. Wang, Yuanyang has said that it is Grandma Liu's turn. Grandma Liu said: "When we bankers are free, a few people often do this, but it's not as nice as what you say. I'll give it a try too. Everyone laughed and said, "It's easy to say." Just say it, it doesn't matter. Yuanyang smiled and said, "The 'Four Four' on the left is a person." After hearing this, Grandma Liu thought for a long time and said, "He's just a banker." "Everyone burst into laughter. Jia Mu said with a smile: "That's good, that's what I said. "Grandma Liu also laughed and said: 'We bankers are just ready-made, don't laugh." Yuanyang said: "The 'three and four' green and red in the middle." Grandma Liu said: "The fire burned the caterpillars." Everyone laughed and said, "That's true, and it shows your true character." Yuanyang said, "The 'Yasi' on the right is really beautiful." Grandma Liu said, "One radish and one garlic." Everyone laughed again. Yuanyang smiled and said: "It's just a flower when you put it together." Grandma Liu gestured with her hands and said: "When the flowers fall, they will form a big Japanese melon." Everyone laughed.

Thirdly, Li Wan saw the two of them and said with a smile: "The company has not even started, but something has slipped. The fourth girl is going to take a year's leave." Daiyu said with a smile: " It was all because of the old lady's words yesterday that she asked him to draw some garden pictures, which made him so happy that he asked for leave. "Don't blame the old lady," Tan Chun said with a smile. "It was all because of Grandma Liu's words." Lin Daiyu laughed. Said: "But, it's all his words. He is a grandma of that kind, just call him a 'mother locust'." As he said that, everyone started laughing. Baochai smiled and said, "All the words in the world have reached the mouth of Feng Yatou. Fortunately, Feng Yatou can't read and is not very popular, but she is just making fun of the common people. What's more, Feng'er has such a narrow mouth, he uses the word 'Spring and Autumn' The method is to condense the vulgar words in the market to their essentials, remove the complexities, and add embellishments and metaphors, sentence by sentence. The words "mother locust" revealed all the scenes he had imagined. Soon." After hearing this, everyone laughed and said, "Your explanation is no less than two." Li Wan said, "I ask you all to discuss how many days to give him. I will give him a month." "It's too little, what do you think?" Daiyu said, "It only takes a year to build the garden. Now it takes two years to study the ink and dip the brush." It needs to be laid with paper, it needs to be colored, and it needs to be..." As soon as he said this, everyone knew that he was making fun of Xichun, so they all laughed and asked, "What else?" Daiyu couldn't help but laugh and said, "Again. It won't take two years to paint slowly like this!" After hearing this, everyone clapped their hands and couldn't stop laughing. Baochai smiled and said: "'I will paint slowly according to this again', this backward sentence is the most wonderful.

So although the jokes yesterday were funny, they are tasteless in retrospect. Although these few words from Qi'er are insignificant when you think about them carefully, they have a flavor when you think about them. I laughed so hard that I couldn't move. Xichun said, "It's because of Sister Bao's praise that he becomes more aggressive. Now he's making fun of me too." Daiyu hurriedly made him laugh and said, "Let me ask you, should I paint this garden alone, or should we all paint on it?" Xichun said: "I originally said that I only painted this garden. Yesterday, the old lady said that if I painted the garden alone, it would look like a house. It would be better if even people were painted on it, as if they were having fun." I don't know how to detail the building, I don't know how to draw figures, and I can't reject it. This is why I'm in a dilemma. Daiyu said: "It's easy to be a character, but you can't do it like a grass insect." Li Wan said, "What you're saying doesn't make sense again. Are there grass insects used here and there?" Or perhaps the feathers should be embellished with one or two things. Daiyu smiled and said, "I just didn't draw the other grasshoppers. If I didn't draw the 'mother locust' yesterday, wouldn't it be a lack of scriptures?" "Everyone laughed again after hearing this. Daiyu smiled, holding her chest with both hands, and said: "Hurry up and draw, I even have the inscription and postscript. I will call it "The Picture of Carrying Locusts Chewing" . "After hearing this, everyone laughed more and more, leaning forward and back together.