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What are all Calabash Man’s funny jokes?

What is Calabash Boy's joke?

1. Yesterday, I received a message saying hello on QQ. I opened it and saw that it was a handsome guy who had the following conversation.

Handsome guy: "It's so boring."

Me: "I'm so bored too (I'm looking forward to him asking me to go out to play)."

Handsome guy: "If you're bored, you can chase after your fart."

Nima, I deleted him. 2. On the road, the traffic police asked a female driver to show her driver's license. The beauty asked: "What's wrong?" The traffic police said: "You pressed the yellow line." The beauty said: "What happened, did it break?" 3. A wedding was being held in the church. Outside the church, Xiao Ming said to Xiao Qiang: "I'm so bored. , is there anything fun?" "What to do?" "Yes! Let's make a joke with the groom." "What are you kidding me about?" "We walked up to him and called him daddy."

4. Little Shota didn’t want to go to kindergarten and acted like a spoiled brat. When his father was in a hurry, he threw him to the teacher and dragged his wife away. The young lady was also anxious and cursed: "You two bitches are back here." 5. One time I said to a girl, "You are a pig." She said, "Yes, I am a pig, that's weird." So I did it every day. Call her a weird pig, a weird pig, a weird pig... One day in the cafeteria, I shouted loudly: "A weird pig." Then she couldn't help but shouted, "I'm not a weird pig."

6. I will go to college in the second half of the year. My mother asked me: "Are you not afraid of going out to the province alone?" The second aunt next to me rushed to say: "You are so ugly, no matter what you do, you are not afraid!" I was very worried. He said calmly: "Who said that? At least you will be scared when you look in the mirror!!" I wonder if these are Calabash models