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What are all Calabash Man’s funny jokes?
What is Calabash Boy's joke?
1. Yesterday, I received a message saying hello on QQ. I opened it and saw that it was a handsome guy who had the following conversation.
Handsome guy: "It's so boring."
Me: "I'm so bored too (I'm looking forward to him asking me to go out to play)."
Handsome guy: "If you're bored, you can chase after your fart."
Nima, I deleted him. 2. On the road, the traffic police asked a female driver to show her driver's license. The beauty asked: "What's wrong?" The traffic police said: "You pressed the yellow line." The beauty said: "What happened, did it break?" 3. A wedding was being held in the church. Outside the church, Xiao Ming said to Xiao Qiang: "I'm so bored. , is there anything fun?" "What to do?" "Yes! Let's make a joke with the groom." "What are you kidding me about?" "We walked up to him and called him daddy." p>
4. Little Shota didn’t want to go to kindergarten and acted like a spoiled brat. When his father was in a hurry, he threw him to the teacher and dragged his wife away. The young lady was also anxious and cursed: "You two bitches are back here." 5. One time I said to a girl, "You are a pig." She said, "Yes, I am a pig, that's weird." So I did it every day. Call her a weird pig, a weird pig, a weird pig... One day in the cafeteria, I shouted loudly: "A weird pig." Then she couldn't help but shouted, "I'm not a weird pig."
6. I will go to college in the second half of the year. My mother asked me: "Are you not afraid of going out to the province alone?" The second aunt next to me rushed to say: "You are so ugly, no matter what you do, you are not afraid!" I was very worried. He said calmly: "Who said that? At least you will be scared when you look in the mirror!!" I wonder if these are Calabash models
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