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Who can help me write two movies about McDull?

1. McDull's Review-Sadness and Humor This time, the new McDull inherited the consistent gray humor style. Mcdull is a bit of a silly boy. Although he is not mentally retarded, he is really not smart. His mother, Mrs. Mai, like all mothers, wants her children to be smarter. So, Mrs. Mai sent McDull to the university for music edification and intellectual compensation. After a series of tests and training, Mrs. Mai was appraised by the professor: the above words made all mothers cry: he is not mentally retarded, he is just kind. At that moment, I was very sympathetic and understood the sow Mai Tai. What a great mother pig she is.

The sad plot of movies is everywhere. During the summer vacation, McDull saw that all the other children had gone skiing in Switzerland, and they were all learning Mandarin in Beijing, only by themselves. Because my mother wants to earn money, she has to go north to Wuhan to do food business with her. Mother couldn't take care of McDull in business, so she sent him to Wudang Mountain to learn martial arts.

Poor little pig McDull began his summer vacation in his mother's memory.

Although our life is better than McDull's and his mother's, after all, we are only the middle class in this city. If we want to live a better life, we must work ten times harder than others. In the process of working hard in the workplace, I feel the same pressure as pig mother Mai Tai.

Let's use a line from mai tai:

I am a sow who is not very successful. I work hard in this world, but I am also very lost and sad. However, the result of all my efforts is to go home and cook a delicious meal for my beloved McDull, so that he can feel the beauty of life without selling his dignity.

A poor mother can give her children the most sincere love, and that's it.

After watching the movie, I still have unforgettable feelings. 2. "When I was a child, I saw Altman and thought I was Altman. When I grow up and see McDull, I know that I am McDull. "

As I said before, I'm sorry that I didn't finish reading McDull with tears on your shoulder. Now I can only say that it's a pity that I didn't finish watching McDull in the cinema with you.

When my cousin handed me the plum, she found my tears pattering. Her first words were, did you cry? ! The second sentence is, be careful of your contact lenses. I looked at her strangely, only to find that people around me, including my mother, were looking at me strangely. Until just now, someone saw my signature and said this sentence.

My answer can only quote may: It seems that you are not my friend.

I really want to tell the parents and children sitting in the cinema that this movie is not suitable for children. Children will only be overjoyed at McDull's stupidity. How can they understand the truth that "he is not mentally retarded, but kind"?

The little guy who talks slowly, the little guy who worships meat, will spell bananas angrily behind his menopausal mother, and will solemnly say with a report card with H on it that I almost got an A and will shout "Mom". He always likes Mei's eraser. It's too white to touch. Even if there is something better than this, we will say, no, this is good.

Yimei said that some things, even if they go slowly, are miracles as long as they keep going. Mcdull's life has no climax, but it is full of cold jokes like "You are lazier than your ass". Maybe McDull himself is a sad joke, but it's so obscure that many people have nothing after laughing. In fact, aren't we such a cold joke? No Maldives, no fish balls, no rough noodles, no dreams. We live like Mai Tai every day, and there is always something missing to deal with many things that we can't cope with for something. Life is always naked in front of us. Fortunately, there is always a little warmth and emotion in a quiet life, and the pulse is flowing. Perhaps this is a miracle, which has been accompanied by our efforts to move forward.

Alice Mak, who likes children's style, always brings us this childish surprise. Like Brian Tse, Adou lives on the screen. I am always moved by their subtle love and surprised by his handling of details. On the cargo ship invented by Tuomai, "No.71 Yangtze River" is written in detail, and there is a very real "Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival". Of course, I also like that Shung Chi Ho changed many old songs into my favorite songs.

At the same time, I am full of envy for those who have finished reading McDull with a smile. Your life still has dreams and is still beautiful. I also want to say to myself, no matter what, I want to be a good boy like Adou.