The girl told me that as long as I do something that can move her, she will be my GF. Who can tell me how to touch a girl?

The first plan: No matter what you eat, you let her take the first bite (you swallow it and she says I love her).

The second plan: always stand on her left and hold her hand, even when eating, I sit on her left and hold her left hand with my left hand (we go backwards, pedestrians and cars pass by on the right, but I stand firmly on her left, and the result is ...)

The third scheme: she is in poor health, so accompany her to exercise and go swimming (during exercise, I inadvertently glanced at the girl who ran past her and didn't talk to me for three days).

Fourth: No matter how busy I am, I will be the first to call her when I'm done (she thinks I'm free and begins to wonder if I've worked hard ...)

The fifth plan: when you are tired of climbing the mountain, carry her on your back and sweat all over (roll down the mountain together ...)

The sixth plan: she is allergic to ultraviolet rays and gives her an umbrella in summer (she accidentally left it uncovered and got angry, saying that I didn't care about her and asked me to review. )

Seventh plan: she can't use a knife. When eating pizza, she cut it into small pieces and gave it to her (maybe I have poor eyesight, so I gave her the piece that was slightly smaller 1 mg, and she was sharp-eyed and gave me a beating).

Eighth plan: eat her leftovers (she thinks I have a good appetite, and I'm afraid there will be a lot left after I don't have enough to eat every day ...)

The ninth plan: Carefully pick out the thorns in the fish and feed them to her for dinner in the sleet night (I am very excited to say that after picking all the thorns, she stammered happily and confidently. 1 minute later, I dialed 120 ...)

The tenth plan: let her put the paper towel to wipe her nose directly into your pocket, and then take it out and throw it away when she sees the trash can (glued to her trouser pocket, she asked me to hug her, but I refused, she ran away crying and slapped me, and I sat next to the trash can to pray).

Eleventh plan: when watching a movie, let her comfortably * on your right shoulder, holding your right arm (she suspects that I deliberately approached the lady sitting on the right).

Plan 12: She went out to play with her good friends, so she should remember. She stayed up late talking on her cell phone until she called home (she was so tired that she forgot, and the next morning I looked in the mirror and found myself suddenly getting much older).

Thirteenth plan: know all her hobbies and try to adapt to her tastes (she always says to me, "Please have some personality. Are you a man or not?" ! )

Fourteenth plan: I will call her when I am away on business, and I will bring her a gift when I have time (she stipulates to report my geographical location every three hours, so I will be served by my family if there are fewer gifts)

Fifteenth plan: Whenever you call her cell phone, tell her frankly where you are and what you are doing (I went out, I went downstairs, I went downstairs, my aunt in the neighborhood Committee downstairs greeted me, I went to the subway station, and the signal was gone ...)

Sixteenth plan: let her know all your passwords, and never change them (one day I suddenly found that I couldn't log in to the bank account, and later I learned that there were several Trojan horses in her computer ...)

Seventeenth plan: spend as much time with her as possible, even for a short time, I will come to see her (my parents seem a little lonely, I haven't seen my friends for many years, I wonder if they are still alive)

Scheme 18: Call her before going to bed at night, and she will talk to me very late (soon I will find a new job, preferably one that works at night and watches the door). . . )

Nineteenth plan: keep everything she gives you well (I spent three years saving money to buy a barn behind my house, but it seems not enough, and I will borrow money to buy a bigger one in a few days ...)

No.20: Reject other girls' kindness to her (at that moment, I felt the sniper rifle pointed at the back of my head).

Twenty-first plan: Seeing that she looks pale, I will accompany her to get a beauty treatment and wait at the gate of the beauty salon (soon I will start to avoid pursuing usury all day. )

Twenty-second plan: when she is in trouble, she will try to comfort her (she did exactly the same as me, and a few days later she called me and said she would kill me herself. )

Option 23: When I want to go home after the date, I should always look at her on the bus until I can't see her (I found a man appeared in front of her and they were talking, so I jumped out of the window ...)

Plan 24: I know that she always watches the computer and her eyes hurt. I bought her eye drops (she told me that the eye drops were really good, and I was no longer upset when I talked about dizziness. Wait, who is she talking to? )

Option 25: Cut her nails and cover her stomach with your hand when she has a stomachache. She said I cut it slowly and uglily, and I put my hand over her stomach 1 hour. Then she looked at me with dead eyes and said, why don't you buy me medicine! )

Number 26: I'll put socks and shoes on her. When I saw her shoelaces loose on the way, I would bend down and help her tie them (I said, if I have time, I will pack the socks and mail them to me, and I will wash them for you and then send them back. She bears a grudge, and she kicked me when I bent down to tie her shoelaces.

Twenty-seventh plan: never let her lift heavy objects (she scolded me for being useless, and lifting heavy objects all day didn't make me strong. )

Twenty-eight: pray for her when I burn incense in the temple (she said I was superstitious and conservative, and began to wonder if I was related to a cult)

Twenty-ninth plan: look up her favorite stories and jokes online, then write them down and tell them to her when we meet (she looks at me with a straight face and laughs when I tell jokes, even others think I'm crazy)

Plan 30: In order to accompany her, I will give up my hobbies and hardly play games (why is life getting more and more dull, and what is my ideal for living? What's so boring? I began to have suicidal thoughts)

Thirty-one: Knowing that someone is chasing her will make you feel uneasy and jealous (she said that I have no tolerance and don't trust her, so I wrote a 10,000-word review and will never interfere in her private life again).

Treat her friends sincerely and try to help them when they are in trouble (one night she finally couldn't stand it, called me and gave me an ultimatum, saying, "Keep a little distance from my friends or me!" " "Then hangs up the phone)

Article 33: Keep your group photo and tell everyone around you that you are a couple (I don't understand why they call me a bitch behind my back).

Plan 34: I will be anxious when I see her crying, and I will be happy when I see her happy (I rotate between anxiety and happiness n times a day, and soon make an appointment to see a psychiatrist once a week).

Thirty-fifth plan: I will cry, worry and lose sleep for her (I finally concluded that I was a woman in my last life)

Thirty-sixth plan: really love her and tell her that you will marry her (sincerely d oh ~) (after more than ten years, I often hear her complain to her children, "When you grow up, you must keep your word, never learn from your father and say that you will marry me 1000 times, only once!" )