What do you mean by bicycles and watches? Is there a source?

"What kind of bike do you want, what kind of watch do you want" is a joke language, which is used for teasing. On the surface, it means no, but in fact it is very desirable. The source is Zhao Benshan's two sketches "The Kidnapper" and "Selling Cars".

To understand the meaning of this sentence here, you can understand the lines in this part of the sketch:

Zhao Benshan: No need to pay, brother. You are a credulous person. You go back, people say you quit again. To be honest, this wheelchair was modified by your bike last year. I knew you would wait for you here for half a year with this disease. If you want to pay, I'll tell you, you give me a modification fee, 400 yuan. Don't give it to me again. I don't want to.

Fan Wei: Oh, that ~ ~ that ~ ~ I only have 100 yuan here. Look ~ ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: A watch? What watch? What watch do you want?

Gao Xiumin: You're relying on me again! You blamed me last year for not asking for a watch!

Zhao Benshan: Let me tell you something. Why are you doing this?

Gao Xiumin: I didn't ask for a watch!

Fan Wei: Big brother, big brother, big brother ~ ~ ~ You come to see big brother, and I tell you, people with IQ like me basically don't know watches in the future. You take it, you take it ~ ~ ~

Extended data:

Kidnapping reveals a simple scam, and the knowledge involved is relatively simple. After a short period of preparation, the kidnappers began a scam. The seemingly bizarre story, plot design and actor performance were indeed exaggerated.

However, this program still received a lot of attention at the Spring Festival party, not only because of its naughty behavior and humorous comedy effect, but also because of its artistic summary of real life, which made the audience understand social life while being funny.

Through the sketch "Kidnapping", the audience can see the typical characteristics of some scams in contemporary real life, and enhance their awareness of distinguishing between true and false and preventing being deceived.