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Famous officials in the Southern Song Dynasty entered the government, but they did not ask people to catch thieves, but took their servants to watch thieves steal.

During the Southern Song Dynasty, among Zhang Jun, Han Shizhong, Liu Guangshi and Yue Fei, Zhang Jun deserved to be the first of the four famous generals. The battle between Huang Tiandang and Yuan Zhe made him reach the peak of his military career. However, although his military achievements are remarkable and admirable, he is a man who pays attention to ostentation and extravagance and is corrupt to the point of stealing chickens and dogs.

One day in October in the 21st year of Shaoxing (1 15 1), some officials in Hangzhou who often eat in restaurants found a strange thing. Some chefs in big hotels are not here, so you can order ordinary dishes. It is impossible to find a chef to have a good meal. The famous chef is not here. What have they been doing? Originally, they all went to Zhang Jun's house.

On this day, Zhang Junmai decorated the lanterns and greeted the arrival of a distinguished guest, who was none other than Song Gaozong, the son of heaven. When Song Gaozong was in office, he didn't just go to the minister's house. After being emperor for 35 years, he went to his home and the Zhang family, which shows Zhang Jun's position in his heart. Zhang Jun thanked Song Gaozong for respecting himself and did something unprecedented: knowing that Song Gaozong was going to visit with Qin Gui and his son, he quickly invited all 28 famous chefs from Hangzhou to his home, and then gave a big banquet to entertain Song Gaozong and Qin Gui.

This banquet is called "the best banquet in the world", and its extravagance is staggering. The snacks before the main banquet are divided into 13 rounds, with more than ten dishes in each round. I visited many scenic spots in Song Gaozong symbolically and tasted too many snacks. After the main course begins, it is called 15 as an appetizer, and each course is 2 courses, which means that the total number of main courses is 30, and there are 28 dishes that hit the nail on the head. Besides, this is only for Song Gaozong. Other officials present have a set of dishes, with different dishes according to the level of officials ... How can Song Gaozong and all the people eat so much? Zhang Jun just wants a show. This kind of ostentation and extravagance is impossible without certain economic strength, but where does his economic strength come from? Everyone knows that.

Since you are so rich, the thief will naturally let you go.

One night, a thief came to Zhang Jun's house. According to normal logic, Zhang Jun should let people catch thieves quickly, but surprisingly, Zhang Jun took these thieves into the house as fun. Isn't Zhang Jun afraid that things at home will be stolen? I'm not afraid. There is a simple reason. These thieves are aiming at six big balls in his back garden: these six big balls are not simple. Zhang's money is piling up. In order to prevent theft, he ordered the silver balls to be cast into 1000(50 kg) pieces, which means "useless", meaning that the thieves could not move, and Zhang Jun provoked them on purpose.

On this day, Zhang Jun's big silver ball was fine, but many jewels and jade articles were stolen. It turned out that he met a thief with high IQ. The thieves took advantage of Zhang Jun's arrogance. That night, the thieves found some people to perform in the back garden of Zhang Jun's house, pretending to transport the big silver ball together, but they tried many ways to transport it, which made the silver ball stagger and made many jokes. Zhang Jun had discovered that they were stealing silver balls, so he told everyone to come and hide in the house and watch the fun secretly. But what they didn't know was that another group of thieves took this opportunity to secretly dig a hole where the Zhang family piled up money and things and took away a lot of valuable things. Zhang Jun learned that he could only eat YaBaKui.

Zhang Jun fought all his life and made great contributions to the Southern Song Dynasty. However, his reputation for ostentation and extravagance was destroyed by his greed and corruption, and then he lost a bad reputation for a long time, which was really not worth the candle.