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The novel recommends that the male host joke.
Author: er B B
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On the first day of the second year of high school, Qiao Jie, the first handsome high school affiliated to C University, had her first deskmate in her life.
I heard that my deskmate's grades are super good!
Transfer students, handsome, good grades, do not smoke, love to wear white shirts.
From then on, Qiaojie just wanted to shrink the cuff links of his white shirt.
When he tells me math problems carefully, he looks the best in the world.
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The story that Jojo, a fake bad girl, was softened into a super good girl by Bai Feng, a decent student, can be said to be very funny.
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Title: Xueba loves everyday.
Author: the first half of the month
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From small to large, learning hegemony is very strict. Ten years after my childhood wedding, I had an accident with my dog who had a crush on the bride. The stern students returned to the eve of the first year of high school. Learning to bully is so easy, it's a big deal to fight for another three years. I didn't expect to come back and start the hard hell mode. ...
Yan: Why do I know every word, but I can't understand what I'm saying?
System: You haven't finished your daily routine today.
Strict: Why do I fail every question?
System: You forgot to fall in love again today.
Strict: ...
This is a story about the explosion of IQ, the vulgarity of EQ, the return of the high-cold goddess to high school, and learning to fall in love.
Sixteen-character summary: no love, no high marks, and the dog ratio system ruined my youth.
Oasis and glacier
Author: mint fans
Weibo @ A Mint Fan
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I heard that Cao played WeChat on the 25th floor of1/kloc-0. I once searched for him among the people nearby.
Passerby A is amazing. Do you still know his WeChat name?
1 125 wechat is asking for 2333, but it cannot be added.
Passerby b asks for wechat name.
Passerby C asks for WeChat name+1
Girlfriend is too cold.
Passerby Cao Ding, are you kidding?
……
Passerby n, I'm not indifferent. Please find me!
Ah, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp is so indifferent, don't ask for it.
Ah, Susie, you dropped your horse.
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A two-way story about attack and rebound, impulse and calmness, implication and enthusiasm.
All my efforts are for us to become better together.
* Rogues are stubborn men and dignified college women.
* Half a childhood friend, everyday is relaxed, and winter is warm and sweet. It is sheer nonsense to contain pornographic content.
* The man is persistent, rogue, affectionate and single-minded, and filthy.
[Through Rebirth] "Time makes me turn back [Rebirth]" Author: May _ Evening Primrose (Jinjiang high collection VIP20 17-3-28 has ended)
Total Book Review: 3868 Current Collection: 13489 Number of articles:137,412240.
Less serious copy:
I took a nap on my desk, and I was reborn and returned to my thirteen-year-old summer vacation. ...
Xu was pushed against the wall and there was a solid impact.
She looked at the tall figure of the opposite teenager and felt that there seemed to be something wrong with rebirth. His chin lifted as he thought.
A deep voice sounded in my ear: "Good boy, tell your mother to stay at my classmate's house tonight …" Help, my little friend has been hacked!
Serious copy:
Thirteen-year-old Xu has a well-off family and a carefree life. She doesn't have to rush about for the prosperity of her family like most reborn girls, and she is not interested in being the first schoolmaster in her grade.
Xu thought that after so many years, there were always some things that made her feel annoyed afterwards, because she was ignorant at that time. She didn't know until she grew up that the mood was called regret. Now that God lets her live again, she will realize the wish she once regretted.
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