Classic post bar paragraph deep reply

1. There were so many people in the restaurant that a young couple couldn't find a seat, so they shared a table with me and sat opposite me. To tell the truth, that woman was really beautiful, so I took one more look and the man found it. He threw a Volkswagen key on the table to scare me. I looked carefully, I went to Phaeton ... I dropped a Maserati car key on the table, bang, bang, Bugatti, Rolls-Royce, and I dropped some car keys on the table.

2. I was hungry in the afternoon and saw a bottle of yogurt on my colleague's desk. I drank it without thinking. After a while, my colleague came and shouted, "Why is my facial cleanser gone?" 108! ! "Brother didn't speak, just silently walked to the bathroom, dig dig throat, feel sick. He vomited hard until he spit out sour water. When tears flowed back to his seat, his colleague took a bottle and said, "I was scared to death." The facial cleanser rolled under the table. Why is my yogurt gone again? " "My brother scolded in his heart: your grandmother is a bear drop, and drinking some yogurt makes people die.

3. An uncle went to the People's Bank to withdraw money and went directly to the window. The security guard came over and said, "Grandpa, press the number." Grandpa: "What?" Security guard: "Press the number." Grandpa thought, it's really a big bank. If you need a secret code to withdraw money, he whispered to the security guard, "The king of heaven covers the land." The security guard pressed a queue ticket for the old man helplessly. The old man thought: scared me to death, but I was right! !

A beautiful female colleague, her husband sent her lunch and left without saying anything.

The new male colleague asked: Who was that just now? She replied: take-away delivery. The newcomer asked again: Why didn't you give money? She said: no need to give it, just sleep with him at night. The male colleague was silent. The next day, she was brought a four-course and one-soup lunch, and the whole office burst into laughter. ...

5. A child asked his mother: Then why did you marry your father?

Mom said, "Mom was blind before she married your dad!" " "The child asked his father again: Why is our family so poor?

Dad said, "all the money in our family has been given to your mother to treat her eyes!" " "