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The 44 scripts of A Dream of Red Mansions will be written once, with 20 pages and four sentences per page. The speed will be 30, and I'll give it to you as soon as it's finished.
Unfortunately, Xifeng poured vinegar and was overjoyed. Pinger put on makeup.
Everyone watches the show & gt, Baoyu and his sisters sit together. Lin Daiyu saw this one>
On the way, he said to Baochai, This Wang Shipeng doesn't make sense either. No matter where you sacrifice, you must run to the river.
What are you doing here As the saying goes, when you see something, you think of people. The water in the world always comes from the same source. No matter where the water is, take a bowl and watch it cry.
Baochai did not answer. Baoyu asked for hot wine, and he will come back later to toast the phoenix.
It turned out that the old lady said that today was no better than before, and Xi-feng must have a better day. Originally, she was lazy to sit at the table and only stayed in the back room.
On the sofa in the house, Aunt Xue and I went to the theatre together, picked out a few things I like to eat and put them on the table. I ate my penis at will.
I gave the seats of two tables to the maids and maids who had no seats, and the women who were sent to wait, and ordered them to be under the eaves outside the window.
Sit down, eat and make yourself at home. Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Xing are sitting on the underground high table, and he is outside.
Sit down, sisters. From time to time, the Lady Dowager told You Shi and others: Let Miss Feng sit on it, and you will stay in the east for me and embarrass her.
It's hard all year round. You Shi agreed, turned around and said with a smile that he was not used to sitting in the chief. Sitting on it is not vertical.
She refused to drink. Grandmother Jia smiled and said, You won't. I will let him go myself. Feng hurried in and said with a smile, "Old man!
Don't trust them, ancestor. I have eaten for several minutes. Jia smiled and asked You Shi to pull him out and press him on the chair.
You all take turns respecting him. If he doesn't eat, I'll go myself. You Shi smiled and pulled him out to sit down.
Next, I ordered someone to take a table and pour the wine. I smiled and said, it is difficult for you to be filial to the old lady, wife and me all the year round. I have nothing to do today.
If you don't love you, pour yourself a glass of wine, which tastes good in my hand. Feng said with a smile, you should be filial to me.
I'll drink it when I kneel down. You Shi smiled and said, You don't know who it is! I'm telling you, today is simple. After that,
Son, do you know that things will come to this? Try to observe two minutes of silence. Xi-feng couldn't push it, so she had to drink it.
Two minutes. The two sisters came, and Xifeng had to have a drink each. Lai Da's mother is still so happy to see Jia Mu, but she seldom comes.
I couldn't have fun, so I led some nurses to propose a toast. Xifeng couldn't get rid of it, so she had to drink two cups. Yuanyang and others are here.
Jing and Feng couldn't resist it. She quickly pleaded, "Dear sisters, please spare me. I will drink it tomorrow. " Yuanyang laughed.
Shit, are we ashamed? Even if we are in front of our wife, she still gives us face. Usually a little decent.
I picked up my master's money in front of these people today. I shouldn't have come. If I don't drink, we will leave. I'm telling the truth
Yes Feng hurried to catch up and pull him. She smiled and said, good sister, I drank it. She picked up the wine and filled it.
The cup is dry. Yuanyang smiled and dispersed, and then sat down again.
Feng knew that her wine was too heavy, and her heart jumped. She wanted to go home and have a rest when the juggler came over.
She said to your wife, I'm going to wash my face. You nodded. Feng left the table and went back to her room because she was unprepared.
Ping-erh came from under the eaves behind the door, followed quickly, and Feng helped her. Only when he crossed the porch did he see someone in his room.
A little girl is standing there. When she saw them coming, she turned and ran away. Feng was suspicious and shouted, only girls have priority.
She pretended not to hear, and even called back and insisted on coming back. Xi-feng became more suspicious and hurried into the hall with Pinger.
Call the little girl in and turn off the fan. Feng sits on the steps of the yard and tells the little girl to kneel down.
Drink Pinger: Call two pages from the second gate, take a rope whip, and beat the little hoof that has no owner in its eyes to pieces.
! The little girl was scared out of her wits, crying and begging for mercy. I'm not a ghost, said Xi-feng. What about you?
How can you run forward if you don't stop behaving yourself when you see me? The little girl cried, and I didn't see grandma coming. I
I also remembered that there was no one in the room and ran away. Xifeng said, there is no one in the house. Who sent you here? You didn't see me,
Ping-erh and I grabbed your neck at the back and called for more than a dozen times. The more we called, the more we ran. It is not far away. Are you deaf? You're still with
I tried to talk! Said, and then whisking a palm hit the little girl's face, hit a plant, hit her face again, smiles send us light cried.
The leader's cheeks are swollen and purple. Pinger advised, be careful of grandma's hand pain. Feng said: Ask him again, what is he running? male
If you don't say anything, rip his mouth off! The little girl talked back at first, but later she heard that Feng was going to burn a red soldering iron.
Fang cried and said that Mr. Zhong was at home and sent me to see grandma. If you see grandma leaving, let me send a message first.
Yes I don't expect grandma to come at the moment. What did Feng see in the conversation? Why did she ask you to look at me? Are you afraid of me?
Can you go home? There must be other reasons. Tell me quickly, and I will love you from now on. Without going into details, take a knife and cut it at once.
Your meat. As he spoke, he tore off a hair clasp from his head and poked it at the girl's mouth, scaring the girl and her party into hiding.
Line cried and begged, I told grandma, but don't say what I said. Pinger urged him to speak quickly. The girl
He said, Sir Zhong has just been to the room. After a short sleep, he woke up. He sent someone to visit his grandmother, saying that he had just sat down, but he still needed to recover.
I came later. Sir Zhong opened the box, took two pieces of silver, two hair clips and two pieces of satin, and told me to deliver them quietly.
Go with Bao Er's wife and ask him to come in. He packed his things and came to our house. Miss Zhong asked me to watch grandma.
I don't know what happened next.
Hearing this, Xifeng got up with anger and went home all the way. When she reached the gate of the yard, she saw another little girl.
I poked my head in front of the door. As soon as I saw Feng, I shrank back and ran away. Feng stopped drinking by calling her name. That girl is very clever, so I saw her.
I couldn't escape, but I ran out with a smile. I was about to tell grandma, but grandma came. Xi- feng said:
Tell me what? The little girl said that Miss Zhong was like this at home, and she also said what she just said. Xi Feng spat.
Tao: What did you do early? I see you now, you push it clean! He also raised his hand and hit the girl.
A staggered, patting hands and feet, went to the window. She only listened to jokes when she was auditing. The woman smiled and said, how long do you need?
If only Yan's wife had died. Jia Lian said that if he died, it would be the same to marry another one. So what? That woman
I'm afraid it would be better for you to help Pinger clean up after his death. Jia Lian said, now you won't even let me touch it.
When I touched it, Pinger was too full to speak. Why should I be a hag in my life?
Xi Feng was angry and confused. Hearing that both of them praised Pinger, she suspected Pinger was naturally angry behind her back.
Complaining, the more wine I drank, the less I felt. I turned around and hit Pinger twice first and kicked the door open.
I can't say anything. I arrested the Bao Er family and beat them up. I was afraid that Jia Lian would go out, so I stood there blocking the door and scolded them: what a whore!
You stole the master's man and killed the master's wife! Pinger, come here! You whore forgot a vine, you take me too seriously.
Noodles, you're kidding! With that, Pinger was hit a few times, and Pinger had nowhere to complain. He cried and scolded you with anger.
Do these shameful things and then drag me to do something! When he said this, he tore up Bao's family. Jia Lian also suffered.
I drank too much and came in happily. When I saw Xifeng coming, I had no idea. When I saw Pinger making trouble, I let him go.
The wine is angry, too. Xi-feng was already angry and ashamed after she had made two packages. He can't say anything. Now, seeing Pinger hit him, he went to work.
Come and kick and scold: what a whore! You also hit people! Pinger stopped timidly and cried, Why are you talking behind your back?
What is pulling me? When Xifeng saw that Pinger was afraid of Jia Lian, she became even more angry. She caught up with Pinger and went to visit Bao Er's family. Ping.
Second, when he was in a hurry, he ran out to find a knife and committed suicide. Many women and maids outside quickly stopped her. Here Feng saw Pinger commit suicide.
When I got there, I bumped into Jia Lian's arms and shouted, You vines hurt me, but I heard you, but you startled me.
Strangled me, Jia Lian also drew his sword from the angry wall and said, don't kill yourself. I am in a hurry, too. I killed them all. I gave my life.
Everyone is clean. When a group of people, such as You Shi, came up and said, What do you mean, only good?
Jia Lian became more and more drunk when he met someone. He put on a majestic appearance and deliberately tried to kill Feng. Feng met someone.
When he came, he didn't spill it like before, leaving everyone behind and running to find the grandmother in tears.
By this time, the play had finished. Feng ran to the old lady, climbed into her arms and said, Ancestor, help me! Master Lian wants it
Just kill me. Jia, Mrs. Xing, Mrs. Wang and others asked what was wrong. "I'm just going home to change," said Xi-feng. "I don't want to stop Lian.
Sir Zhong is talking to someone at home. I just assume that a guest is coming, which scares me into going in. When I heard it outside the window, it turned out.
I chatted with Bao Er's daughter-in-law and said that I was interested. She was going to poison me, eat me and kill me, so as to help Ping Er turn over a new leaf. I am very angry.
But I didn't dare to argue with him, so I hit Pinger twice and asked him why he hurt me. He was ashamed and tried to kill me, Jia Mu and others.
Everyone believed it and said, this is not bad! Grab that dirty seed! A word unfinished, I saw Jia Lian holding a sword.
When he arrived, many people followed him. Jia Lianming took advantage of Jia's love for them, even his mother and aunt, so he tried to be brave.
Let's go When Mrs. Xing and Mrs. Wang saw this, they all stopped to scold: What a nasty bastard! You're getting more and more rebellious. Here comes the old lady.
! Jia Lian squinted and said, It's because the old lady dotes on him that he does this. Even I scold him! Mrs xing is angry.
Take the sword, drink him and get out! That Jia Lian is coquettish and stupid. He only talks nonsense. The old lady said angrily
I know you don't care about us, and you have someone call his father! Jia Lian listened and paused.
When my son went out, he came out to the study without fighting.
Mrs. Xing and Mrs. Wang also talked about Xifeng. Grandmother Jia smiled and said, What's the matter? Children are young and greedy.
Like a cat, you can't keep it there. You grew up playing like this all over the world. It's all my fault. He eats too much.
After two sips of wine, they became jealous again. Everyone laughed. The old lady said, don't worry, I'll let him pay for it for you tomorrow.
No, don't be ashamed of him today, because you scolded Pinger's hoof again. I've always liked him, but why are you sneaking around?
Too bad. You Shi and others laughed and said that Pinger was not wrong. Feng girl takes it out on others. This couple is hard to fight, both of them.
Hold Pinger's temper. Pinger is so bent that the old lady curses. The old lady said, I see.
Said the child was not like that fox-faced knife. So, poor thing, I was angry with them. Because it is called amber:
When you go out and tell Pinger, just tell me: I know he has been wronged, and I will ask Xifeng to make amends for him tomorrow. today,
It is a good day for his master. Don't let him mess around.
It turned out that Pinger had already been dragged into the Grand View Garden by Li Wan. Pinger wept bitterly. Baochai advised, You are an understanding person.
Dude, why is Miss Wind waiting for you? Today, she just took one more sip of wine. He won't take it out on you, but will he take it out on others?
Angry? Others laughed at him for being drunk again. If you make up your mind now, all your benefits are fake.
Just then, I saw Amber coming, talking about what Grandmother Jia said. Pinger realized that there was light on her face and gradually got better.
Don't stand up. Baochai and others had a rest before coming to see Grandmother Jia and Xifeng.
Baoyu asked Pinger to come to Hongyi Hospital. Aroma hurried up and said with a smile, I wanted you to go first, because of grandma.
I can't let you and the kids. Pinger also smiled and said thank you. Because she said, start there.
When she talked about it, she got angry for no reason. Aroma said with a smile, Second Madam has always been kind to you, but she is just impatient for a while.
After a while, Pinger said that the second daughter didn't say anything. It's just that the prostitute treated me and he made fun of me. What's more, there is our situation.
The confused man hit me, but when he said this, he made up his mind and could not help crying. Baoyu quickly advised, good sister, don't be sad. I'll take his place.
Apologize Pinger smiled and said, What's it to you? Baoyu smiled and said, We are all the same brothers and sisters. They have to do this.
It is also right for me to apologize for those who have committed crimes. I added, it's a pity that this new dress is also dirty. This is your sister Hua.
Why don't you change clothes, spray some shochu, comb your hair and wash your face, and say, one
He told the girls to scoop up face washing water and burn an iron. Pinger used to hear that Baoyu was only good at talking to girls.
After making friends, Baoyu refused to get close to Pinger, because Pinger was Jia Lian's beloved concubine and Xifeng's confidant, because he could not do all this.
Heart, also often for hate. Pinger is still secretly seeing him like this now. Sure enough, the words are true, and all colors are thoughtful.
I saw xiren deliberately open the box, took out two small clothes to change with him, and quickly took off her clothes.
After taking the clothes, he hurried to wash his face. Baoyu advised with a smile, Sister should put some powder on it, otherwise it seems that she is angry with Xifeng.
Today is his good day, and the old lady sent someone to comfort you. Pinger listened to the reason, and then
Looking for powder, he could not find it. Baoyu hurried to the dresser and opened a porcelain box in the Xuan, which contained a row of ten hostesses.
Hua Gun picked one and handed it to Pinger. He smiled and told him that this is not lead powder. This is the seed of Mirabilis jalapa, which has been ground and perfumed.
Material. Pinger looked down at the palm of her hand, and the fruit was light, white, red and fragrant, all of which were beautiful. It is easy to spread evenly and smoothly on the surface, which can moisturize.
It can soothe the skin, not as thick and astringent as other powders. Then I saw that rouge was not a piece, but a small white jade box.
Son, there is a box in it, like rose cream. Baoyu said with a smile, the rouge sold in that market is all dirty and light color.
This is the best rouge, squeezed, deslagging and steamed with flower dew. Just pick a little with a thin hairpin.
Put it on the palm of your hand, wipe it on your lips with a little water, and it is enough to hit your cheeks and cheeks on your hands. Pinger will make up according to his words, and the fruit will be fresh.
It's so beautiful, it's sweet all over your cheeks. Baoyu picked a Qiu Hui from the basin with bamboo scissors and stuck it on his body.
On his temple, Li Wan suddenly sent a maid to call him, and then he left in a hurry.
Baoyu has never tried his best in front of Pinger since he came-Pinger is a very smart and beautiful girl.
Son, I can't compare with that vulgar and stupid thing-I hate it. Today is Jin Chuaner's birthday, so I am unhappy all day. I don't want to leave.
After this incident, I had to do my best in front of Pinger, and now I don't want to be happy in business. Because I'm lying in bed and I'm in my heart.
Feel at ease. Suddenly I feel that Jia Lian only knows how to please himself with lewd pleasure, but he doesn't know how to nourish powder. I also think Pinger has no parents or brothers.
Sisters, supply Jia Lian and his wife alone. Jia Lian's customs and the power of Xi-feng are considerate and appropriate, and he is still suffering today.
I think this person is unlucky, even worse than Daiyu. Thinking of this, I feel sad again, and I can't help crying. Because I saw the fragrance.
When I was not in the room, I tried my best to shed some tears. After getting up, I saw that the wine sprayed on my clothes was half dry, so I took the iron.
After ironing and folding, I found that his handkerchief was forgotten and there were tears on it. I took it to the washbasin and washed it. I am happy, sad and bored.
After a while, I also came to Daoxiang Village to chat and left lanterns.
Pinger stayed at Li Wan's place for one night, and Xifeng only followed the old lady. Jia Lian went back to his room at night, which was deserted and not good.
I had to sleep all night. I woke up the next day and thought of yesterday. I'm too bored to regret not coming. Mrs. Xing missed it.
Jia Lian was drunk yesterday, so he came early in the morning to ask Jia Lian to come to grandma's side. Jia Lian had to endure humiliation and come to the old lady.
Kneel down. Jia mu asked him, what's the matter? Jia Lian quickly smiled apologetically: I ate wine yesterday and surprised the old lady's driving. today,
My son took the fall. Grandmother Jia spat, "Dirty thing, you drank yellow soup, didn't drive away the body, and beat your wife."
Yes! Feng Ya's defection is getting better every day.
A man who talks like a bully was scared to death yesterday. If it weren't for me, you would have hurt his life. What now?
Like what? Jia Lian was full of grievances and dared not argue. He just admitted that he is not. Grandmother Jia added, "That Xifeng and Pinger are not adults yet.
A beautiful baby? You are not enough! People steal chickens and dogs, and dirty and smelly things are dragged into your house. They beat the old man for this whore.
Grandma, you hit the people in the house again, but you are lucky to be the son of a big family and hit your mouth. If you have eyes for me, get up.
Come on, I'll spare you and make amends to your wife. If I take her home, I will be very happy. Otherwise, leave.
Go, I dare not kneel. Jia Lian saw Xi-feng standing there with tears in her eyes.
You see, I don't wear makeup, and my yellow face feels more pitiful and lovely than usual. I think: it is better to pay for it yourself, which is good for each other.
I like that old woman again. After that, I smiled and said, I dare not disobey the old lady's words, but let him down more and more.
Grandmother Jia laughed and said, Nonsense! I know he is the most polite, and he won't hit anyone again. If he offends you in the future, I will do the same.
Lord, please surrender.
Hearing this, Jia Lian stood up, bowed to Xi-feng and said with a smile, "It's my fault. Second lady, spare me.
I'll stop. Everyone in the room laughed. Grandmother Jia smiled and said, Miss Feng, don't be annoyed. If you bother me again, I'll be bored. She died again.
People called Pinger and told Xifeng and Jia Lian to comfort Pinger. Jia Lian was even more desperate when he saw Pinger. so-called
A wife is better than a concubine, and a concubine is better than a thief. After hearing this, the old lady quickly stepped forward and said that it was all my fault that the girl was wronged yesterday.
Yes Grandma offended you because of me. I paid the money, but I also paid for your grandmother. Go ahead,
She bowed again and made the old lady laugh, and Feng also smiled. Grandmother Jia ordered Feng to comfort him. Pinger hurried over.
Come and kowtow to Feng and say, "Grandma, I made Grandma angry. I deserve to die. Xifeng regretted yesterday. "
I drank too much wine in Japan, forgot my past feelings and became impetuous. I am ashamed that Pinger listened to others for no reason. Now I see him.
Pinger was ashamed and sad, and said, I have served my grandmother so many times.
A few years ago, they didn't catch me Even if they hit me yesterday, I don't blame my grandmother. It's all the treatment of that bitch, and I can't blame my grandmother when I was born.
Anger. As she spoke, she also shed tears. Grandmother Jia ordered the three of them to go back to their rooms, and one of them would come if he mentioned it again.
Come back to me. I don't care who it is. Give him a stick.
The three men kowtowed to Mrs Jia and two women. The old mother agreed and sent them back to their room.
When Xi-feng saw no one, she said, Why am I like a king of hell and a witch? That bitch cursed me to death, and you helped curse me.
One thousand days is not good, one day is good. Poor me, I'm worse than an adulteress. How am I supposed to live this life?
As he spoke, he cried again. Jia Lian said, aren't you enough? Think about it, who didn't have more yesterday? Today, I still kneel in front of people.
After kneeling down and apologizing, you have won enough. Now you're still talking about this. Do you want me to kneel down for you? Taiyao
Not strong enough is not a good thing. Xi feng was speechless, and Pinger snorted and smiled again. Jia Lian also smiled: Good.
Yes! Really, I can't help it
Just then, a daughter-in-law said back and forth: Bao Er's daughter-in-law hanged herself. Jia Lian and Xi 'an were taken aback. Xi'an
I quickly accepted my timidity and replied loudly that I was dead. What's the fuss? At that time, I saw Lin Zhixiao's family come in sadly.
Back-Feng, Bao Er's daughter-in-law hanged herself, and her relatives want to sue. Feng smiled and said, that's good. I was just thinking.
There is a lawsuit to fight! Lin zhixiao's family said, I just persuaded them and others, threatened them for a while, and promised him some money.
I have no money, said Feng. If you don't pay, tell him to sue. Don't talk to him, don't.
Scare him with electric shock, and let him sue. If he can't sue, let him blackmail him with his body! Lin zhixiao's family is in a dilemma. See Jia Lian.
Give him a wink and he'll understand. Come out and wait. Jia Lian said, I'll go out and have a look. Feng said
Don't give him money. Jia Lian came out all the way to discuss with Lin Zhixiao, told people to do good and bad things, and promised to send them to 220 yuan.
Just then. Jia Lian, fearing that something might happen, ordered someone to talk to Wang Ziteng, and called several people, such as former servants, to help with the funeral.
Seeing this, those people dare not argue any more, so they have to submit to humiliation. Jia Lian ordered Lin Zhixiao to take two hundred and twenty.
The money was credited to the fleeting account to make up for the expenses. He also gave Bao Er some money to comfort him and said, I'll pick it another day.
I'll find you a good wife. Bao Er has dignity and money. Why not? He still flatters Jia Lian.
Although Xifeng was uneasy, she just pretended not to think about it. Because there was no one in the room, she pulled Pinger back and said with a smile, I was yesterday.
Don't get angry when you are drunk. Let me see where you hit. Pinger said, it's not heavy. I can only hear, grandma.
Mother has come in. If you want to know the ending, break it down next time.
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