I smiled happily. Which expert can recommend a wonderful joke?

One day, my toes turned green. I went to the hospital. The doctor said it was foot cancer. Then I sawed my big toe. The next day, my two toes were green and sawed. On the third day, my three toes were also green. I went to a big hospital. He said: the socks have faded.

I was thinking, it's a good thing my underwear didn't fade.