Interesting phrases for men and women

1. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under the lighthouse.

I'm not bragging. With my education and diploma, I will definitely sweep the streets and alleys of this city in the future.

Don't look at me from your point of view, I'm afraid you can't understand.

Everyone speaks as they say. I read the medical records. I can't even imagine a doctor.

5. How many people for the other half, from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity.

6. If you can't do anything, you can't eat anything. Change your brain capacity and stomach capacity.

7. I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.

8. Wages are like a period, which comes once a month and disappears in a week.

9. When passing by a person, all the clothes were scratched without a spark.

10. Later, I finally understood in tears that some people can't lose weight once they get fat.

1 1. Many aunts said I was handsome today. Why don't you introduce your daughter to me?

12. Empty happiness is waking up in the morning and feeling taller. A closer look reveals that the quilt cover is horizontal.

13. Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to the death.

14. It doesn't matter whether a man is bitter or not. Don't hold a grudge against the woman you have been with all your life.

15. You are like the Nine-Day Fairy, but your face landed first.

16. You said you would like to live with me forever, but no, I want to have black hair.

17. Whether a woman is unreasonable or coquetry depends largely on her appearance.

18. No horror film can compare with the head teacher who suddenly appeared from the window.

19. The application has entered your heart. I knocked on the door.

20. Life can't give you sweetness, maybe I can.

2 1. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when the exam comes, others are reviewing themselves but previewing.

22. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my papers was absolutely dumbfounded!

23. That's it. You won't talk to me either. I am a dog.

I looked down, not giving up, but looking for money.

25. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will be fat for a while now or my life will be incomplete!

26. I have many little secrets, so I won't tell you. Hey, I won't tell you!