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I want to hear a joke. Who can tell a joke to make me laugh? Looking forward to your jokes ~ ~ Come on! ! ! !

Me: That's our physics teacher.

Classmate: What do you teach?

Me: Chemistry.

In the internet cafe, a classmate suddenly raised his hand and shouted, "teacher!" " "

One person in our dormitory drank too much urine and then brought out a cold sentence: too much urine and too much wine.

9 buy oranges, boss: one yuan a kilo me: too expensive, five yuan three kilos boss: no, no.

10 my friend asked me about the computer configuration, and I said that the monitor is a color screen (originally I wanted to say LCD).