A few more slips of the tongue.

Most of the reasons are because the speaker is too nervous, stressed or inattentive.

For example:

Last weekend, at the gate of Hualian, someone who looked like a student asked me to donate money for love. My classmate just had 100 yuan in his pocket and no change at all, so he blurted out-"I'm sorry, I really don't have love!" "(I was going to say the change was gone)

One of my classmates and I were discussing the Three Kingdoms!

I asked the military commanders in the Three Kingdoms who he liked best. He stood up and said, "Haven't you heard of a red hare in the middle and Lu Bu in the middle?"

3. Last time I had dinner with friends, I ordered five dishes, one cold and four hot. After waiting for a long time, my friend asked, "How many dishes did we order?" "I blurted out," four cold and one cold. "

Ah, there is an elevator in the air conditioner!

Later, due to a slip of the tongue, similar jokes often occur, so now the slip of the tongue has become a part of jokes and has its unique charm.

Classic slip of the tongue

Someone went to my aunt's house before, and they just came in. It happened that my aunt was going to the bathroom. She quickly greeted the guests and said, "Sit down, sit down, I'll pour you some urine!" " "I should pour some tea.

During my internship, I said to a teacher: Miss Chen, is your family name Chen?

One day I went to my classmate's house for dinner and drank some wine. Her father suddenly came in. He wanted to call uncle, but he made a mistake and said, "Dad, come and sit down!" " "~ ~ cold! A bunch of classmates laughed to death.

My colleague had a quarrel with someone and opened his mouth in a hurry. "Do you think I grew up eating?" I've always wondered what he grew up eating. "

In primary school, a very annoying boy asked me to borrow an eraser. If I don't borrow it, he will pester me and hit me. Then I shouted with all my strength, "I won't marry (borrow) you." At this time, the students immediately calmed down.

A girl was lovelorn, so I advised her, "Toads with two legs are hard to find, but men with three legs are plentiful!" " "

When there is labor class in primary schools, it is usually weeding, so the teacher has to remind us to bring hoes the day before school starts. The next day, when the labor class was about to leave, the teacher asked, "How many people brought it?" Hands up, hoe! "

Once I went to KTV to order songs, MM shouted: Give me a stick-cut "Double Jay" every week. ...

When I was a sophomore, I especially liked to go shopping by bike with a MM in my dormitory. Dressed up, they got into the elevator together. Suddenly, I remembered that the car seemed to be flat, so I said to her, "Why don't you come with me to have an abortion first?" ~ ~ ~ ~ Oh, my God!

The last time the toilet was convenient, there was no paper. He said to his wife, "Bring me the paper-wiping donkey!"

Once I asked a nearsighted person how many degrees his eyes were. He wanted to say 400 degrees, but when he spoke, it turned into 400 watts, and his stomach ached with laughter!

Once I went to McDonald's to buy a sweet bucket, and finally it was my turn. I can't wait to say, "Give me two rollers!" " "I didn't expect the waiter to say to me loudly;" Two rollers, four dollars! "

I met a girl who I had been longing for for for a long time and came out of the bathhouse. I wanted to be close. For a long time, I said, "Are there many men in your bath?"

Once my uncle saw my sister-in-law rubbing a treasure, and suddenly shouted, "Your skin is so good, why do you still use soothing treasure?"

A primary school student participated in the school recitation competition for the first time and was particularly nervous. The teacher encouraged him for a long time, but his palms were still sweating. It's finally her turn.

Pupils gritted their teeth and walked a few steps to the center of the stage: "Teachers and classmates, the topic I recited is: Red leaves are crazy (maple leaves are red) ..."

My family often plants green onions in pots in winter to keep them fresh and tender. My sister saw it when she came home for the New Year and said happily to my mother, "Hey! Mom, that's rude ... "My mother and I both laughed.

When I was a child, my father told me that there was a text about Liu Hulan in the Chinese book. When Liu Hulan voluntarily admitted to the devil that she was * * in order to save the life of the whole village, an old man came forward to save her. The line is: "Xiao Xiangzi, are you crazy?" ! "But now, it is a poor rural child who reads aloud:" Little madman, do you smell good? " "