"Disgusting Joke"

1st Ranking of the World's Greatest Disgusting Jokes (Part 1)

Some people really like the dish "Spicy Vermicelli Pot". One time, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" he asked disappointedly. "Sir, it's really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table." The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's meal was almost finished, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" was still full. The man felt that the gentleman was wasting delicious food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed to the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" and asked politely: "Sir, do you want more of this?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. After a while, half of his stomach was full, and suddenly he found a very small mouse with all its fur lying on the bottom of the casserole. Feeling sick, the man vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was turning his stomach, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like that just now..."

Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (Part 2) )

"Begging" On this day, the hotel owner was inspecting the lobby. A beggar came up and said, "Boss, can you give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent him away. After a while, another beggar came, also asking for toothpicks. The boss thought to himself: Why does this beggar ask for toothpicks instead of rice? He was also sent away, and not long after, another beggar came. The boss said to him: "Are you here to ask for toothpicks too?" The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late. The two beggars in front had already eaten everything I could eat, and now only the soup is left. . Can you give me a straw?"

Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (No. 3)

"Vomiting" The boss and the second child were on a plane, and the second child got airsick and kept vomiting. . One bag was full of vomit, so the boss had to go get it. When he came back, he found that everyone on the plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said: "I saw that this bag was also full of vomiting, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited."

Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes ( Part 4)

"Saving Food" When I was a child, I was dishonest in eating. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: It has been hard for 60 years and there is no food. I never throw away the boogers I picked out. .

Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (No. 5)

"Shopping" A man saw a big sale in a store and walked in. "What are you buying?" "I want to buy dog ??food." "We have regulations. You must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a regulation?" "This is what discounted goods are like." The man spent a long time with the salesperson. , the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. There was no other way, so the man had no choice but to go home and bring the dog with him, and then he bought dog food. A few days later, the man went to the store again to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have regulations. You must prove that you have a cat." It was the same salesperson. The man spent another long time with her, but in the end he had to go home and bring the cat over to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the store carrying a large cardboard box with a hole in it and found the salesperson. "What are you buying?" "You'll know when you put your hand in." The salesperson put his hand in and said, "What is it? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper.

Ranking of the World's Greatest Disgusting Jokes (No. 6)

"Drinking Phlegm" The eldest brother and the second child went to the theater to watch a play. They saw the two of them arguing about the development of the plot during the movie, and the eldest brother pointed to the front and made a bet. A row of spittoons said: "The loser has to take a sip of what's inside. "Unfortunately, the eldest brother lost, so the eldest brother frowned and took a sip. The two then bet on the following plot. This time, the second child lost. The second child picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen big gulps in a row.

The boss was shocked and looked down in admiration. He said to the second brother, "You are so amazing. You can drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second boss shook his head. "It's not that I want to drink. The phlegm in the spittoon is too thick. I really don't want to drink it." Keep biting!"

Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (No. 7)

"Chocolate" A man went to visit his grandmother with his friends. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started eating peanuts on the coffee table and finished them all. As they left, his friend said to Grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Uh-huh! Alas! Since I lost all my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate out of them. Old Okay, cough...

Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (No. 8)

"Toilet Paper" The interview question was about going to the toilet. They all came out without washing their hands after washing, so the rich man sent them away. Only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him who he was. Why? The servant replied: "I brought toilet paper today..."

Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (ninth)

"The Story of Pig Blood Cake" There was a young man People especially like to eat pig blood cakes. Once when I was shopping, I found an old lady selling pig blood cakes on the street, so I bought one. After eating it, I felt that it was different from the pig blood cakes I had eaten before, so I went back and looked for it. The old lady wanted to buy another one, but she said it was sold out. The young man asked why there were so few. The old lady replied: Does it only come once a month? There used to be quite a lot, but now that I am older, there are even fewer. !!!!!!!

Ranking of the World's Greatest Disgusting Jokes (Ten)

"The Story of Hot Noodles" There is a stall that sells hot noodle, and it always attracts customers because it tastes good. There was a steady supply. One night, a customer came to buy hot noodles. While waiting, the man suddenly felt uncomfortable in his throat. He coughed a few times and spit out thick phlegm. At this time, the boss packed the bone soup. He opened the lid of the pot and was about to ladle out the soup, and the spit spit into the pot. The two of them looked at each other without making a sound. Then a man who looked like a farmer came to buy hot noodles and looked at him. When I saw the thick phlegm floating in the bone soup, I said to the boss, "Boss, we usually don't have enough oil and water. Can you please give me the floating oil in the soup?" Thank you! Quickly spoon the thick phlegm onto his hot powder