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Love of dinosaurs
"Dinosaur" Wang Ling was chased. This news not only became the headline of the class, but also spread quickly on campus. The girl who is chased is happy. Wang Ling's back is hard and his confidence hangs on his face. The sender didn't reveal who ordered the flowers, and Wang Ling didn't say anything. No one could guess. It's not that Wang Ling didn't say anything, but that she didn't know.
The flowers were sent for eleven days, which is obviously a declaration of "heart and soul" love. But on the morning of the twelfth day, the situation took a turn for the worse, and the flower sender brought a dinosaur specimen. It stands to reason that it is nothing to give a toy "dinosaur", but it can be associated with Wang Ling's nickname. Isn't this irony and humiliation, making fun of her?
When I made a fool of myself in front of my classmates, Wang Ling reacted strongly and growled tearfully in class: "Who gave me the dinosaur?" ? What do you want to express? Please stand up and say! "
There was silence in the classroom, and all the students' eyes were fixed on Wang Ling and the dinosaur in her hand. When she saw that no one answered, her tone was even more severe: "Send me flowers first, then send me dinosaurs, and humiliate people in this way. If you are a man, you stand up. Why are you doing this to me? "
As soon as the voice fell, a man stood up and said timidly, "I sent flowers and dinosaurs, but I didn't want to be ashamed." Usually, I like studying dinosaurs best. In my eyes, flowers and dinosaurs are the same, both the most beautiful things. Please don't misunderstand! "
You may not believe what others say, but he is recognized as the most honest and dull boy in the class, Liu, and it is well known that he likes to study dinosaurs.
When the "Flowers and Dinosaurs" incident ended, Wang Ling found Liu, thanked him for "saving the beauty by a hero" and took responsibility for others. Liu asked in surprise, "How do you know that' dinosaur' is not mine?"
Wang Ling smiled and said, "By intuition!"
Liu got up the courage, grabbed her hand and said, "Flowers represent my heart. I hope you can understand my heart and be my girlfriend. "
Wang Ling blushed with shame: "Forget it, don't make fun of me. I am a dinosaur in everyone's eyes. Where am I worthy of your famous wit? "
Liu was in a hurry and vowed, "Wang Ling, I like your studious and enterprising spirit. If you feel inferior because of your appearance, then I will make up your face and turn you into a' beauty'. However, I think it is better for people to let nature take its course. "
During the May Day holiday, Wang Ling accompanied Liu Qu to the dinosaur exhibition hall, where they learned a lot about dinosaurs. Wang Ling found that dinosaurs were not as annoying as she thought, but she liked them.
On the way back, the tomb asked Liu if he had found out who sent the dinosaur? Liu Dafang replied quietly, "Why waste your energy? People are just joking with you, so why take it to heart? To tell the truth, I should thank this man. If it weren't for him, I really didn't have the courage to confess to you! "
The tomb was so happy that he put his hand on Liu's forehead and said, "You fool! Send' dinosaur' is my own, in order to force the flower sender to appear ... "
Love dinosaurs
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