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Who is the most interesting person you met during your trip?

What impressed me the most was my first trip and meeting a great Didi driver, which was particularly interesting.

At that time, at 9 o'clock in the evening, I rode happily in Suzhou alley alone, and then accidentally rode to a completely strange place far from the hotel! At that time, I was timid and saw many news that Didi drivers forcibly took away girls, so I would rather wait for the last bus alone than take Didi. But there is no bus, and the mobile phone is dying (don't learn if you die! ), clever I squatted on the side of the road and thought for a long time. Finally, I bravely chose to sit Didi!

Then, on a dark night of a month, the wonderful driver appeared. "Hello." "Hello." "Are you going to xx?" "That's right. Please. " "No, you're welcome." The driver began to navigate. This plot is normal, right? You are wrong! Foolish as I am, I am still cautious. Open the mobile phone map and want to see the right way. And oh, my God, you scared me. This excellent driver has been driving in a strange direction!

What is he doing! Do you want to sell me to a pimp for a few cents? Or are you going to drag me into the Woods? Oh, my God, was my first trip so boring? Oh, my God, my parents are waiting for me to come home! God, I don't even have a boyfriend. How is that possible? I decided to take the initiative and carefully asked him, "Driver, where are you going?" The excellent driver replied to me, "Fuck you." I said, "But it doesn't seem that way." "Oh, really? Navigation says so. "

The excellent driver continued to drive. Hum! Do you think you can cheat me like this? I clicked on WeChat to signal my good friend to make a video of me and my boyfriend, and deliberately turned up the sound so that the driver could hear me. "Dear, I'm coming, where are you? It's okay. Don't worry about me. Where is my black belt in Taekwondo, remember? If someone bullies me, he will die ugly! (Smile) "Come on, this is to teach you how a taekwondo leucorrhea can seriously deceive others.

After hanging up the video, the driver asked me, girl, have you ever practiced Taekwondo? I nodded and looked at the map again. Hey, why is this place still here? Ah! I know! This black-hearted driver wants to take more detours to cheat me! I decided to uphold justice, world peace and my wallet! "Driver, have you noticed that we have been here?" "Oh, really? But navigation says so. " "navigation? Don't you know the way yourself? "

"Yes, how do you know? Although I have lived in Suzhou for a long time, I am a road idiot. I usually rely on navigation or guests. Do you know the way? I also feel that I made a mistake. " Later, I found out that he was not lying. He is really a road idiot, because he circled 3.4 times in the same place and then drove into an alley, and then-we successfully blocked it in the alley! "What can I do? Girl, you really don't know how to get there? "

"Driver, I really don't know. When I got off the train, I went somewhere else. I only remember where I live. There are many shops ... "I look helpless. "Oh, yes, I'll ask someone." At this moment, the second man appeared, Suzhou handsome boy. Hardly had he reached the street lamp when I stopped him. Later, with the help of the handsome guy and the youth travel boss, the two of us, a road idiot driver and a newly arrived tourist, finally left this place.