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Three self-made bedtime fairy tales
Once upon a time, on a prairie, there lived a fierce grey wolf. It kept attacking the shepherd's sheep, but the shepherd never caught it.
On this day, the wolf came out for food again and found a large flock of sheep. Only this time it didn't dare to rush out, because it saw a shepherd with a shotgun, two shepherds beside the flock, and a falcon hovering in the sky.
The wolf thought for a while, and finally he came up with a good idea. It found a sheepskin, slipped into the flock, found a lamb, then picked it up and rushed out. Two sheepdogs followed, and the falcon flew overhead with a loud cry. The wolf ran and ran like hell. ...
Suddenly, there was a gunshot and the falcon in front fell to the ground. The wolf ignored it and kept running. Then there was a gunshot. The wolf felt that he had no pain and could not help looking back. It turned out that a sheepdog was knocked off. The wolf is very happy. At this time, he was not afraid at all, because he didn't care about a shepherd dog at all. The more he thinks about it, the more he wants to laugh. He stopped running and sat on the ground laughing. What a poor shot! What a wonderful blow! The wolf laughed until he cried.
However, when it opened its eyes again, the falcon that rushed over accurately pecked off one of its eyes. The wolf rolled in pain. At this time, the wolf realized that the shepherd wanted a complete wolf skin.
Magic Repeater Whether you live in a bustling city or a quiet country, whether you live on a distant seashore or on the other side of the earth, the stories I tell are all around you. The hero of the story is studying in a primary school. When you finish reading this story, you can know whether he is a boy or a girl, and even know his name. I'll use little A as his name first.
Xiao is a smart and lively child. He has many friends Dongdong, Lele and Wenjing ... His friend is his puppy, with a small black face. The name of this dog is Xiao, because it is covered with yellow hair and has only a black face. It looks honest and a little funny.
Every day, several children study and play together. On this day, the little black face found a beautifully packaged gift box from nowhere. Xiao A couldn't help but open it. It turned out to be a repeater. He is very happy.
On this day, Lele proudly announced that his father had bought him a laptop and invited everyone to his home. The children are envious. Back home, Xiao is holding a book in his hand, but his mind is always thinking about the laptop and Lele's expression. He is no longer interested in learning. He said to the repeater again and again, "I want a laptop, I want a laptop ..." Suddenly a miracle appeared, and a laptop was placed in front of Xiao A, and he was shocked. He thought about it and said to the repeater, "I want an MP3 player." An MP3 player immediately appeared on the table.
I finally understand that repeaters have magical functions. So he asked for a mobile phone, a diving mirror, a large bottle of coke, and all kinds of anime CDs in one breath ... this time it was the turn of Xiao's arrogance. He invited all the children to visit and generously invited everyone to eat western food. Xiao immediately became the idol of his friends. But he never gave the child anything. He was afraid that others would know his secret. He made up many reasons to explain the origin of these things, so he learned to lie. Little boy is getting more and more proud, and no one looks down on him. The child gradually ignored him, but he felt that others were jealous. He even bought a beautiful bobcat, and even ignored the little black face.
On the way to school that day, two senior students stopped Xiao from asking him for money. Little ah didn't give it to him and shouted robbery. He saw several children pass by, but didn't come to help. Fortunately, Blackie arrived in time and bit them open.
Little boy finally regretted it, but he didn't have the courage to apologize to his friend. Suddenly, he had an idea. He said to the repeater, "I want to make friends in the past." The repeater can't be changed, and finally white smoke comes out and nothing can be changed. What changed before has disappeared like a dream.
Since then, Xiao has become the former Xiao, and has many friends. His friend is his little dog-little black face. ...
A long time ago, man and scarecrow were brothers. They look very similar, but the difference is that people are flesh and blood, while scarecrows are made of straw except for a flesh and blood heart.
At first, the two brothers lived in a cave at the top of the mountain and made a living by picking some wild fruits. But people's flesh and blood are very weak, because the wind is strong at the top of the mountain and the rocks are cold, so they often get sick. So, the man said to the scarecrow, "Brother, we will move to the foot of the mountain and build two thick thatched houses, which will be much warmer." Scarecrow is lazy. He said, "It takes a lot of effort to build a house. Besides, I'm not afraid of cold. I think the mountain is very good. Go by yourself. "
So people went down the mountain by themselves. He collected thatch everywhere and it took him a long time to finally build the house. He invited the scarecrow to be a guest that day. Looking at the warm and comfortable room, the scarecrow said jealously, "I really don't like this short room." I'd better get some air and bask in the sun. " Say that finish and left.
After a while, people called the scarecrow again and said, "Brother, let's open up wasteland under the mountain and plant some crops." So we don't have to look for wild fruit all day. "But the Scarecrow rolled his eyes and said," I don't want to squat in the ground every day. It is so boring. Besides, the crops won't be harvested until autumn. Isn't it a waste of a year's hard work to meet a big storm? "
When people saw that they could not beat him, they began to plant, sow, fertilize and weed, and soon the crops would be harvested. At this time, people invited the scarecrow to say, "Brother, would you like to move in and harvest with us?" But the scarecrow was very angry. He thought people were showing off to it, so he turned away. Back in the cave, the more he thought about it, the angrier he became-isn't this an obvious joke? And pretend to be hypocritical. Idle, it suddenly had an idea of killing people and taking things.
On this day, the sky was overcast and windy. People are busy harvesting crops in the fields, and the scarecrow comes up to them and says, "Let me help you." Then he picked up a sickle and stood behind the man. This man is very happy. He continued to bend down to collect the crops and said, "Thank you, brother. I'll give you half the food. " Hearing this, the Scarecrow regretted his previous thoughts a little, but he still raised his sickle at people and his heart was pounding. Suddenly thunder broke out in the sky, the scarecrow let out a cry, and his heart jumped out of the grass seam of his body, turning into a bird and flying away. Scarecrow has no heart and will never talk or walk again. However, the scarecrow's heart, which has become a bird, is still jealous of people. It always flies to the crops secretly to steal food. Until one day, people moved the scarecrow to the ground to enjoy the cool. The bird saw its body and it flew away in shame.
Since then, whenever a bird steals crops in the field, human beings weave a scarecrow and put it in the field, so that birds dare not fly to eat crops.
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