Fraud quota joke

A few days ago, I received a phone call from a stranger with a southern accent. When I came up, I called you by your first name.

"Hello, Mr. Wang!"

"Who are you?"

"Your old friend."

"Who is it?"

"An old friend of Guangdong! You can't even hear my voice? "

"And you are?"

"Oh, Mr. Wang, you are so forgetful. Listen to it again. Do you recognize who I am? "

I think something is wrong. Maybe it's a liar. If I recognize the other person's voice as an old friend, the other person will try to tell stories to cheat money.

Damn liar, look what I can do to him! I said, "Are you Lao Zhang from Guangdong?"

"Yes, yes, you see, I told you that you are so forgetful that you can't even recognize my voice."

"Sorry, Lao Zhang, I thought someone was joking with me."

"Mr.wong, I'm going to sign a contract, pass by you, invite you to dinner ..."

I interrupted him and asked, "Lao Zhang, how is your mother's cancer?"

The other party was shocked: "Oh ... the same."

"Well, sick didn't also the way. Is your father's car accident closed? "

"Oh ... almost."

"I want to get over it. Everyone is gone. Don't care too much about those who have lost more."

"hmm."

I asked again, "Isn't that economic case sentenced to five years? How do you get out now? "

"ah? Oh ... later ... changed the sentence. "

"You don't know that we all sympathize with you. Why are you so unlucky? Did you catch the rogue who raped your wife? "

"... got it, got it. "

I asked again, "What about your son's mental illness? Is it better? "

The other party shook 10 seconds, said nothing, and hung up.