Qin advocates dwarf translation.

"Excellent people, Qin advocates dwarfing" comes from "Funny Biography" and is translated into:

Youyou was a young musician in the Qin Dynasty. He is good at telling jokes, however, his jokes are in line with the right path. When Qin Shihuang was in office, one day, just after the banquet was set, it began to rain heavily. The guards standing on the steps of the palace and on duty in the open air by the railings were all drenched by the rain. When you see this situation, you sympathize with those people and say to them, "Do you want to have a rest?" Everyone on the steps of the palace said, "I really want to!" "

You said, "As soon as I call you, you should answer' Yes'!" After a while, in the palace, ministers toasted Qin Shihuang and shouted "Long live". Youyou approached the railing and shouted, "People under the steps!" The men replied, "Yes!" You roared: "Although you are tall, what's good! Can only stand in the heavy rain. Although I am short, I should rest here. " So the first emperor allowed half of them to be on duty and take turns to take over.

Qin Shihuang once discussed with his ministers that he planned to expand the hunting grounds, starting from Hanguguan in the east and reaching Yongdi and Chencang in the west. Youyou said: "Very good! Put more animals in the hunting grounds. If the thief cries from the east, it will be enough for the elk to fight it with its horns. " When the first emperor heard this, he thought it was ironic and stopped the project.

original text

Excellent, Qin advocates dwarfing. Kindness is a joke, but it is suitable for the road. When Qin Shihuang became the first emperor, it rained when buying wine, and suitors were all cold. When you saw it, you cried and said, "Do you want to have a rest?" All the worshippers said, "Fortunately." Youyou said, "I'll call you, and you have to promise in a hurry." I wish you a long life in the temple, long live. As you approached the chariot, you shouted, "Braun!" Lang said, "Promise." You said, "You are long, but what's the use? You are lucky to stand in the rain. Although I am short, I am lucky to retire. " Therefore, the first emperor asked his officials to treat each other half-heartedly. The first emperor wanted Dayuan, from Hanguguan in the east to Yong and Chencang in the west. You said, "Good. There are many animals in it. Kou came from the east, which made the moose feel full. " The first emperor resigned for this reason.