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In Kimi's play, a man proposed to her, and she made a lot of demands ... what was that?
If you want to hurt me, love me, be good to me, be good to my parents, you must hand in your salary card, yours and mine are all ours, but ours must listen to me. You have to delete your strangers, tell me your WeChat and QQ passwords, I want to know who each of your friends is, and everything I don't like must be blacked out. Don't praise girls in the circle of friends. Don't take selfies of girls, remember all our anniversaries. Don't perfunctory me, don't fool me, every gift should be thoughtful, surprise me on important days, send you WeChat, call you back in three seconds, call you after three times, don't brush your teeth, don't eat, don't take a shower, don't sleep, wash your socks and change your underwear every day, eat without pouting, sleep without snoring, don't stand at home to pee, and don't burp and fart in front of me to pick your nose. You have to go home every night. Be sure to accompany me to watch Korean dramas when I go home. Don't laugh at me, run on me, laugh at my Oba, and don't blow your beard and stare. When you are wrong, you should take the initiative to admit it. When you are right, you have to find the wrong one and admit it to me. Don't reason with me. I am the truth. In your heart, you should think that I am the most beautiful. Always look at me, praise me, praise me. When you look at me, you should bring your own beauty. When you look at other girls, you should code them automatically. Delete everything about them, including objects and memories. You can play games, but don't indulge in them. Play once a week for an hour. Don't buy props, punch cards, have mounts, and buy skin. You have to forget about Teacher Cang and Sister Long. Every website you visit must be legal. Every movie you download must be censored. When you play with me? You can't help drinking with my dad, let alone getting drunk. Exercise every day, no smoking, no midnight snack, no barbecue, fried chicken, coke and hamburgers. You don't have to go to my friend's party, but you must take me to your friend's party and give me enough face in front of my friend. More importantly, you must love me, take care of me and protect me. You will die behind me.
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