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The Scholar’s ??Story (1)

Once upon a time, there was a poor scholar who failed to pass the exam three times. He was discouraged and went home to farm. When his father saw him coming back dejected, he cursed: "You unimproved thing, I spent so much money on food and drink for you to study, but in the end you couldn't even win the exam, and all your books were rated as bad." Is it in your stomach?”

The scholar didn’t want to listen to his father’s nagging, so he moved to a thatched house next to the field, just to look after the food, but actually to avoid those gossips. .

Late at night, there were so many mosquitoes that the scholar tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, so he simply got up and moved a wooden stool to sit outside to enjoy the cool air. The scholar shook his cattail leaf fan and murmured: "It's cooler outside than inside."

He was sitting and taking a nap when he suddenly heard a soft female voice, "Sir, can you lend me a sip of water?" ?"

The scholar suddenly woke up and looked around, but saw no one. He just laughed at himself for being dizzy. Suddenly he looked up, and he didn't know when a young woman stood in front of him.

The woman was graceful and graceful, her face was like a peach blossom, and she had a unique charm. The scholar couldn't help but stare at her.

But the woman suddenly came over and asked him, "Does this husband have water?" The scholar quickly took the kettle over and handed it to her respectfully.

The woman took the kettle and drank it all in one gulp. After finishing the water, she simply sat down and chatted with the scholar. The woman said, "I see that my husband is frowning. Does he seem to have something on his mind?"

The scholar sighed, shook his head and said, "Don't mention it now."

The woman was smart. Extraordinary, she said, "I see that my husband is dressed like a scholar. Could it be that he failed in the scientific examination?"

The scholar was worried about this matter. How could he resist the woman's question? He was like a flood. He poured out his troubles, telling this woman one by one how he went to Beijing to take the exam, how he failed, and how his father scolded him when he came back.

After hearing this, the woman also sighed, "My husband is really unlucky, but I feel that there is a hidden nobility between my husband's eyebrows, and he will definitely be extraordinary in the future. Why not try again?" "

The scholar shook his head repeatedly, "That's all, I'm tired of studying hard for ten years. I might as well plant a few acres of thin fields and live in peace."

The woman. A trace of disappointment flashed across her eyes, and she thought of something again, and said to the scholar, "I guess my husband is not having a lot of money, so he is discouraged. How about this? My home is not far from here. It is a winding path and is extremely clean." Wherever you are, you might as well go there and study, and I can accompany you."

When she said the second half of the sentence, a faint blush appeared on the woman's cheeks, and the scholar couldn't help but feel a little stunned. Not long after, a cock crow woke him up.

After the woman said this, she left in a panic and disappeared in the blink of an eye. The scholar just felt like he was in a dream.

The next day, he was in a daze all day long and couldn't let go of the woman. The scholar has already decided to find that woman and keep her company. Wouldn't it be beautiful if his red sleeves add fragrance?

Predict what will happen next, and let’s wait and see what happens tomorrow.