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An interesting poem about toothache
My toothache groans like a serious illness, and I can't sleep because of the pain.
The swollen cheek is like an olive pit, and it hurts into heaven.
Take painkillers quickly and gradually relieve your sanity.
Stay until the sun is red and sleepy, and wake up to see the moon and stars.
Note: Heaven refers to Tianxue, which is located in the center of the forehead.
The second song "Toothache"
Red face and swollen cheeks,
A head is two times as big.
Full of tablecloths and delicious food,
I just can't eat.
Massage Hukou point (pressing Hukou point can relieve toothache)
Hang an ice pack on your cheek.
Who can not be afraid!
Qq funny signature laughs till it hurts.
Qq funny signature laughs till it hurts.
1. Go to the supermarket on Valentine's Day and put a note on each chocolate: Let's break up.
2. Never use your own photo as an avatar. It's unlucky to go offline.
The most painful thing in life is that the Duke of Zhou was called away by noise.
4. After flying for a long time, I want to play drift when riding a bike.
5. This signature is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.
6. I wanted to take advantage of the exam results, but I didn't expect TM to stick to the pot.
7. It's cool for a man to dress up as a woman, and a woman to dress up as a man is called a mother.
8. League of Legends broke up many couples, and Meitu Xiu Xiu also engaged in a lot of online dating.
9. Send the girl you like home. Everywhere is on the road.
10, I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married, it's my treat!
1 1. Time made me forget my homework. I feel sorry for my homework. I fell in love with time.
12, I know why the military training turned around, in order to get a more uniform grandson.
13, you said I was bad, so I changed it. I changed you and TM said you liked me before.
14, I look up to you, don't be arrogant, you are just taller than me.
15, handsome boy, I'll give you this fake name, so make yourself at home.
16, since you like it, take it, a piece of garbage I don't want.
17, if you can't see my love, it can only prove that you are blind.
18, what's wrong with incompetence? At least I'm more real than him.
19, since you don't love me, I don't need to love you anymore.
20. Thank you for finally choosing to give up and let me know your virtue.
2 1, he is poor, he is not as good as you, but he has a sincere heart.
I don't care about anything, because I have a thick skin and never go my own way.
23. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
Don't give you cheap love, I never wanted it.
You don't need to pretend to be innocent, you are an egg in my eyes.
26. Don't underestimate the intelligence of any fool with high IQ.
Don't say I've changed, as if you know me well.
Don't treat yourself like a waste until you die.
29. You are stupid, not that I don't agree with you.
30. My tears are also valuable, but your price has been reduced.
3 1, I think you are not because of love, but because you are too cheap.
32. Friend, if you are not strong, who should you show weakness to?
33. You are so dirty that I don't want to look straight.
You don't have to say hello to me when you leave. Who are you?
Since you chose to give up this love, I will watch you go with my own eyes.
Whether friends or sisters, there is only this life and no afterlife.
37. My mother once told me that the early worm is eaten by birds.
What happened to my lack of money? Better than you have no conscience.
Now that you have chosen to give up on me, I have nothing to keep.
40. I love you with my life, but you abandon me regardless.
4 1, what's wrong with being sick? It's better than going to the hospital when you are sick.
There is nothing I can't think of, only what I feel I don't want to do.
My eyes are fine, but I can't see you clearly.
I can't win. What's the matter with you? At least I have no inferiority complex.
I don't want to disappoint your kindness, so I have to put the banana peel at your feet.
Please stay away from my origin and don't infect me with your sadness.
47. Get out of my world without stopping.
48. We will die one day, so live and wait for si.
Since you are willing to go through fire and water for me, I will be deeply grieved for you.
50. You are notoriously stingy, and no one can compare with you.
Toothache is uncomfortable. Say something incisive to describe toothache.
1, my teeth have been hurting, so it will be a troublesome process for a 26-year-old to decide to wear braces.
2, toothache to explosion, recently stimulated too much, worried about explosion.
3. When will my sore get better? I have a bad headache and toothache.
I have a toothache when I think about you. You know, my tooth hurts like hell.
Last night, I sat at the dinner table and ate with relish. Suddenly, my toothache came again.
Thanks for the toothache, let me punch in at 8: 28 today, a new record in history.
7. I got up early and found that my toothache had swollen my face, so I quickly recited a history of western music to suppress my alarm.
8, stress, irritability, and then menstrual flow increases, getting angry and toothache.
9, toothache is not a disease, it hurts like hell!
10, late at night, toothache. There are no suitable words to describe this pain.
1 1. I had a toothache all night. I cried at night. I can't sleep at night I woke up in the morning I am bored. Now I'm sitting on my workstation. My tooth still hurts. I finally decided to see a doctor. I can't keep hurting because of a temporary pain. Breaking up with a couple is the same. The laws of everything in the world are still very similar.
12, who can tell me why I still have toothache when I have a cold? A stuffy nose and a sore throat are not enough? I still have a toothache. I have a toothache. I can't let people eat well.
13, it was a Saturday night. I don't know why my teeth suddenly hurt, and soon my left cheek was red and swollen, which was terrible.
14, I still can't believe the fact that I will go back to school tomorrow and start school the day after tomorrow. It seems that every time the mood changes, the physical reaction is stronger than the psychological reaction. I have a little toothache and mental fatigue recently. I feel sleepy during the day and can't sleep at night. The most terrible thing is that I never have enough to eat. It's really free. It's about vacation to school. It's really almost the third year of high school. I was always scared, but I was never really ready. I just hope I don't feel sorry for myself and don't regret it.
15, postpartum depression is really terrible, from crying and losing your temper every day after giving birth to my husband's burning toothache to lying in bed with a fever, muttering to let me lie down and not be blown by the wind. Actually, I don't want to make trouble either. I just want to cry for no reason. All I know is that I need time to adjust.
16, my teeth have been hurting, so it will be a troublesome process for a 26-year-old to decide to wear braces. Singing may also be affected in the near future, but the story of the Olympic Games reminds me that health is much more important than career. Students who have worn braces are welcome to share their treatment experience.
17, toothache doubts life, holding the face hurts.
18, toothache, my round face turned into a semi-fermented big steamed bun.
19. My face is swollen with toothache. It hurts to swallow. I took my aunt's toothache medicine and gargled with salt water. Fiona is coming. I will show pain: I kissed her and put it on my face. The weather is so warm. My face is frozen, and my tears are coming out.
20. The intensity of anesthesia used to be a toothache. I don't know whether it is the pain of pulling down or the pain of incision and suture.
2 1, because of toothache, I can't sleep all night, worrying about toothache and worrying about my insomnia.
22. I couldn't hold back my toothache and ate it twice. I woke up to find that my teeth didn't hurt, because I had a sore throat and vomited blood. Kill me.
23. Recently, I had a toothache, which was particularly swollen. I thought I was getting angry. I didn't expect toothache to be a long way to go.
Although I have a toothache, it doesn't prevent me from eating like crazy.
25. Today, my tooth decay hurts so much that I can't even eat.
26, toothache, swollen gums, big blisters in the mouth and cracked corners of the mouth. Where did such a big fire come from?
27. It hurts. Toothache. My left side hurts. My gums hurt, too. Ho ho ho! Both cold water and hot water hurt!
Although I slept for two hours, I still had a dream. I dreamed of kissing Feifei and felt toothache. Then I woke up and found that I slept with my hands over my face. No wonder I have a toothache
Complete works of funny short sentences in toothache circle of friends
A complete collection of funny short sentences in toothache friends circle (1) 1. Toothache doubts life, and it hurts too much.
2.? Last night, I had a terrible toothache. Because of calcium deficiency. I really understand that sentence, toothache is not a disease, but it hurts like hell. I will treat my teeth well in the future.
3.? Recently, I have toothache, face pain, back pain at home, and I can't sleep well. Finally, I can get some air.
4.? When will my sore get better? I have a bad headache and toothache.
5.? Just after five o'clock in the afternoon, my body temperature began to rise, and my toothache stopped talking.
6.? Whether you have a cold, a fever or a tired day, as long as you have a toothache, you are not tired at all and you are not uncomfortable. My head is full of toothache. It really hurts and I want to let myself go! ! .
7.? I got up early and found my face swollen with toothache. I quickly recited a history of western music to suppress my alarm.
8.? Like someone, forget the toothache, even if you don't get a response, you probably like it.
9.? The doctor advised my mother to remove my tooth nerve because there were bacteria in it.
10.? When the toothache continues, I feel that my face is not my own.
1 1.? The toothache persists and I feel that my face is not my own.
12.? Please don't disturb my toothache. I want to live a normal life.
13.? I miss the taste of mustard tuber and the toothache of Haitian bean paste. I want to hit people, eat snacks, eat spicy food, and eat pickles.
14.? If you don't want to lose weight, there are always ways to make you lose weight, such as toothache and not chewing.
15.? I feel so painful today that I can't chew at all. I cook spaghetti for myself. I hope I don't give up halfway.
16.? I was the only one who woke up with a toothache in the middle of the night, and it really tortured me to go back to sleep after a long toss.
17.? I had a boiled egg for breakfast. I'm so hungry that I have a toothache that I can only drink milk.
18.? I really pulled out my wisdom teeth, and it didn't take long to pick an epidemic. Toothache is not a disease.
19.? I have a toothache! Desperate, I feel my teeth twitching when I drink water and swallow saliva, and I have an oral ulcer at my mouth. I really, really want to eat. It hurts. It's too difficult.
20.? I have a terrible toothache at this time, and the stomatology department is not open. We can only rely on painkillers first, and we won't see them until tomorrow.
A complete collection of funny short sentences in toothache circle of friends (2) 1. On the sixth day when I returned to Guangzhou, I had a sore mouth for two days before I was sad, a backache for two days, and now I have a toothache.
2.? Late at night, toothache. There are no suitable words to describe this pain.
3.? I'm so hungry and sleepy, but my food is tasteless, I can't sleep, my teeth hurt, and I cry by myself.
4.? I have had a toothache for more than half a month. When can I see the dentist's painkillers? Anti-inflammatory drugs are useless to me.
5.? Let's get together. I bought some a few days ago I dare not eat too much. There are too many toothache materials.
6.? Although I have a toothache, it doesn't prevent me from eating like crazy.
7.? Stress leads to excessive internal heat, which leads to inflammation, discomfort and toothache of wisdom teeth.
8.? I licked my crooked teeth with my tongue again, and suddenly I was numb again. This numbness spread all over my body and finally turned into a pain caused by acupuncture.
9.? Toothache can be pulled out, stomachache can take medicine, can you dig your heart in my heart?
10.? My toothache has numbed my legs and feet. I'm really falling apart. Can I have a good day?
1 1.? Cold, fever, toothache in the critical period are very uncomfortable.
12.? Today, the tooth decay hurts so much that I can't even eat.
13.? Last night, I sat at the dinner table and ate with relish. Suddenly, my toothache came again.
14.? Damn, I have a toothache and cried. I have never had a toothache since I first got wisdom teeth. Is it so painful? It hurts too much.
15.? In this world, in addition to broken love, painful teeth are hard to extricate themselves.
16.? Toothache is not a disease, it hurts like hell. I have a toothache, a headache and an earache.
17.? I'm in a bad mood recently, with toothache and gum pain. When yawning, my ears always ring, which is super uncomfortable.
18.? I can't keep my toothache, so I pulled it out.
19.? Stress leads to excessive internal heat, inflammation of wisdom teeth and painful toothache.
20.? I have a toothache, and my round face has turned into a semi-fermented big steamed bun.
A complete collection of funny short sentences in toothache circle of friends (3) 1. Every time I lie awake with toothache, I will think that there should be no unforgettable pain before going through a natural birth.
2.? I suddenly began to have toothache these two days, and I feel more and more that I am going to have wisdom teeth. This feeling is not good.
3.? At this age, I'm still panicking about what I shouldn't have. Anxious to get angry and have a toothache, but helpless. I don't know what I did in the wasted time.
4.? Why does toothache drool when sleeping? I'm afraid to lie down, but I can't live up to my sleep and bed.
5.? The feeling that the whole gum is loose, the toothache is more painful, and the whole body has goose bumps. It's no use taking a deep breath. You can't live.
6.? Toothache, ulcer, can't laugh.
7.? Stress, irritability, aggravation, excessive menstruation and toothache.
8.? I can feel the teeth nerve beating happily.
9.? I slept with toothache 12 hours last night. I went to work this morning and took painkillers. As a result, I was in pain all morning and fell asleep.
10.? If I can do it all over again, I will take good care of my teeth.
1 1.? Think about what you should do every day to commemorate the second day of toothache.
12.? I'm so hungry and sleepy, but I didn't sleep. My toothache was so bad that I cried myself.
13.? There are two things in the world that people can't extricate themselves. One is toothache, and the other is falling in love with someone.
14.? It hurts. Toothache. My left side hurts. My gums hurt, too. Ho ho ho! Both cold water and hot water hurt!
15.? Stress, irritability, then menstrual increase, excessive internal heat, toothache.
16.? When! When! When! Pulpitis toothache headache face pain! Taking medicine doesn't work! It hurts so much that I can't sleep at night
17.? Only today did I know that a small tooth has such a powerful force that it hurts like an arrow through the heart. Ask it for mercy!
18.? I can't sleep with toothache, and I regret doing root canal treatment. This tooth still hurts, and it feels heavy, rejecting foreign body sensation. Other teeth feel relaxed, but this feeling is very heavy, and I always feel in the way and want to pull them out.
19.? I woke up with a toothache in the morning, but it didn't hurt so much when I woke up. Really! ! ! !
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