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There is a new student in a certain class.

One day, the teacher asked him: How old are you?

Student: The teacher is asking me how old I am?

Teacher: Your age.

Student: Oh, does the teacher want to know my age last year or this year?

Teacher: Nonsense, it must be this year.

Student: Oh, teacher, do you want me to tell you now or after class?

Teacher: Now.

Student: Oh, teacher, do you want me to speak loudly or softly?

Teacher: Damn, you should say it or not! Stop fooling me!

Student: Say, why does the teacher want to know how old I am?

Teacher: Can’t I just ask?

Student: Oh, can’t I just not answer it?

Teacher: Damn it...

"Come on, come on, students, our topic today is to repeat antonyms. The teacher says one sentence, and you follow up, OK!

Teacher: The weather is very good today

Student: The weather will be bad tomorrow

Teacher: I ate fish heads yesterday

Student: You Today we eat tortoise

Teacher: Wrong

Student: Correct

Teacher: I said wrong

Student: I said correct

Teacher: You idiot

Student: I am a genius

Teacher: Stand up for me

Student: I will sit down for you

Teacher: The teacher asked you to stand up, did you hear me?

Student: The teacher asked me to sit down, did you hear me?

Teacher: How dare you not listen to the teacher?

Student: I dare not listen to the teacher

Teacher: Do you know what you just said?

Student: I know what I didn’t say now?

Teacher: This classmate, I know you did it on purpose

Student: That teacher, you know I didn’t do it on purpose

Teacher: You are not old enough No small ones

Student: I have small ones and big ones

Teacher: You don’t learn well at such a young age

Student: I learn badly only when I am so old

Teacher: I don’t want to talk about you anymore

Student: You want to talk about me again

Teacher: Stop it for me

Student: I’ll continue for you

Teacher: I’m afraid of you, okay?

Student: I’m not afraid of you, okay?

Teacher: This is the end of the antonym exercise

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Student: The synonym practice begins now

Teacher: Are you finished?

Student: I am not done yet

Teacher: Are you finished? Educated

Student: I am educated

Teacher: Do you look like an educated person?

Student: Do I look like an uneducated person? Are you human?

Teacher: Depressed

Student: Happy

Teacher: I am so angry with you

Student: You are going to be so angry with me

Teacher: Can you just stop talking

Student: Can I just shut up

Teacher: Go ahead , I don’t want to attend this class, I’m leaving.

Student: I’ll stop. I still have to attend this class.