Sports jokes

The Brave Matador

A matador was drinking in the countryside. His friends advised him not to drink too much, but in order to show off his talent, he drank until he was shaking and unable to control himself, and then took a shortcut to catch up. Going to the arena, there was already a bull lying on the field. The matador immediately lay down on his horns and fought fiercely with the bull, and finally the bull fled. Afterwards, the matador said to his friends: "I did drink a little too much just now, otherwise I would have to drag the guy off the bicycle."

He was not drowned

One A swimming team returned from participating in an international competition. At the airport, the coach said in an interview with reporters: "Yes, although our team did not win a single medal. But it should also be noted that during the competition, no one in our team was drowned. Die."

Fan's Socks

One morning, A got up but couldn't find the socks. Just tell B. "Bring me those socks!"

B: "Hey, why are there three socks?" Yi suddenly thought hard.

A: "This is not easy, two main players and one substitute!"

Alpine skiing

Skiing teacher: From now on, your skiing lessons will be I'll hand it over. Alpine skiing is divided into three steps. The first step is to learn to ski. The second step is to learn to slide down from a high place. The third step, and the most important step, is that you must first learn to walk with a crutch! ! ! ! ! !

Kissing? Is the connection stable?

Jordan has not been in good shape recently and cannot catch the ball steadily. When we were practicing passing and receiving, I passed a good ball to him. I was afraid that he would not be able to catch the ball steadily, so I shouted "Catch." Steady!" The ball hit him on the head, and he said to me: "With whom?"