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Classical language of Tang brick
Time is the fastest killing knife in the world. No matter you are a fairy or a peerless beauty, you can't escape the death of this knife in the end. Who can remember whether you were ugly or beautiful before you died? Don't look up at the sky, tears will not seep back when they flow out. I tried, but it didn't work. Since ancient times, life has been full of joys and sorrows, and a modern human body will not feel the sadness of the ancients. A parting is likely to be forever. Datang has never been liked by anyone. It is used to make people afraid. An army that doesn't even protect its brothers is not an army, but a rabble. I did what I should have done, even what I shouldn't have done. I have a clear conscience. If you know the right way, you don't have to go. If everyone walks along one road, will there be traffic jams on that road? At this time, the guy who walks a long way may get home before you, sitting on the sofa drinking beer and watching the game, and you can only use plastic bags to solve the problem of urinating in traffic jams. Life is like duckweed. Meeting is destiny takes a hand's, and when the fate is over, it will break up. There is no need to pay attention to life and death. This is a trip. He and I are both passers-by, watching different scenery and tasting different lives. The moment we broke up, we were destined to meet. Inheritance is a big problem. The Chinese nation has never lacked wisdom. How much wisdom has been lost under the iron hoof of foreign countries? Every time China society reaches its peak, it will encounter robbers. They wantonly ravaged the greatest country on the planet with their iron hoofs and sabres. We are good at building luxury houses on the ruins, which is our pride and our sorrow. A creative nation is not good at fighting, but God's Lord is full of the fiercest hungry wolves. From the dog Rong of the Zhou Dynasty, to the Huns, to the Turks, and then to Mongolia, the Chinese nation was cut one after another like leeks. Every time you cut it, you have to start all over again. Every time we cut it, the wisdom and wealth of our ancestors will be hurt once. Even if you sell cucumbers, let everyone know that your cucumbers are the best, so that someone will buy them. You stood there without saying a word. Who knew you were selling melons? I don't know. I thought you were drying melons. I have always believed that a person's nobility should be in his soul, not in his position. I think people who can fulfill their responsibilities in the world are noble. Sending away their parents, raising their children, loving their wives and trusting others are helpful to the world we live in. Even a complete person, no matter where he is, is noble. Since people have ambitions, they have to face pain. Everything is of my own making. There is nothing so ridiculous in this world. If one day, you feel this way, you should be alert, because the danger is very close to you. When you gnash your teeth, don't say that you are dealing with such a terrible creature. If you are absolutely sure, it is likely that your enemy gave you the wrong information so that you can relax. Wise men practice mental skills, fools practice physical strength, can lie down and never sit, and can solve problems with their brains without effort. We can be despicable. It doesn't matter. This is the natural instinct of human beings. We are smarter than wild animals because we will use complex ideas to achieve our personal goals. That's understandable. The law of the jungle is the law of wildlife, not ours. Compassion must exist. It is the first factor to measure whether a person is educated. People's kindness has no class, so you should cherish the kindness given to you by even humble people, because this is God's greatest gift to everyone, and we rarely have the opportunity to accept the kindness of others in our lifetime. Even if everyone in this world is cruel to you, you can't give up on yourself. The more so, the more we should take care of ourselves. They are assholes, but we are not. The world is full of unknowns. There is the Queen Mother in Kunlun Mountain, the Dragon King in the East China Sea, the Buddha in the sky and the king of hell underground. There are immortals everywhere anyway. Even if you are squatting in the toilet, there may be a poor fairy peeking at Machamp. Things that are too advanced will not bring you happiness, but will only bring disaster. Dude, you can't be too comfortable. When you are comfortable, your heart will be numb. What is the difference between this and salted fish? Men should conquer the world naked. Without these things, we will create them ourselves. Lei Feng is a saint. We are all learning from him. We even heard that his spirit has a good market in America. It is our duty to help others as much as we can, and it is beyond our ability to do so on purpose, which may even lead to malicious speculation. This is the bottom line for Ye Yun to be a man. The whole world wants to live forever. From the emperor to the ordinary people, they regard the extension of life as the deepest dream, but they don't know that longevity itself is the biggest joke. Buddhism demands silence, Taoism demands inaction, Confucianism demands benevolence and righteousness, and all roads lead to the same goal. Finally, they want to turn people into stones. Turtles live long because they are slow, and trees live long because they are motionless. Only stones are eternal. Destroy people's desires, interpersonal relationships, facial features and hearing. Is this still a person? I don't know cold and hot, I don't know smell, I don't know right and wrong, I don't know the concept of home and country, I don't know the concept of family, I don't know joy, I don't know joys and sorrows, what's the difference with rotten wood? People are different from animals because we have thinking, etiquette, affection, labor, creation, transformation and creation of heaven and earth, so everything in the world can be used by us. This is what people do. Regardless of past lives, people who are beneficial to others, or who can bring benefits to others, are most likely to blend into the crowd and be accepted by the crowd. The doctor said well, it's all about people. The less you treat him like a human being, the more likely you are to be saved and the stronger you are. People can die of old age, die of illness, drown, burn to death, be hacked to death with a knife, be trampled to death by horses, but not starve to death. This is the most painful way to die in the world, and it is also the greatest punishment that God gives to the world. Alas, Zhang Yimou was wrong. There is no maid-in-waiting who shows half of her room, only a woman who is as bloated as a panda. They are social animals with various emotional needs. Living alone will only lead to atavism, language function degradation, brain function degradation and limb strengthening. Ye Yun doesn't want to be a savage in the wilderness. Having been a citizen for more than 30 years, Ye Yun naturally knows that people's rights are represented by a few people, which is no different from the state. Good news is not bad news, the future is bright, the road is tortuous, and victory belongs to us after all. 1400 years, the evolution of government reports only changed from classical Chinese to vernacular Chinese, which was obscure and tortuous, and vividly interpreted the art of speaking. Cross talk is worse than cross talk. Before you become a big shot, you must respect the big shot. It is not easy and lucky for the Han nationality to stand on the earth for 5 thousand years after being devastated by wind and rain, but the old tree has sprouted new branches. Be a noble person from today; Be a pure person from today; Be an ambitious person from today; Starting today, be a person who eats and waits for death; I just want to face Nanshan, and spring blossoms. Survival comes first. You can wear no clothes in the wild, but you must never wear shoes. Running, a genetic instinct from ancestors, is the most effective way to escape, though clumsy. It doesn't look like a person, it doesn't look like a face, it doesn't sound like a human voice, and it doesn't look like a person. Reader's comment: I couldn't help liking Tang Bricks and the first volume from the first time. I have never been so fascinated by a story, and I have never been so fascinated by an online novel. I want to know how much the Tang Dynasty will grow in Ye Zi's next life and how much land the glory of the Tang Dynasty will shine with the help of such an ordinary modern person. China in ancient times needed such guidance. Although the real history can't develop as smoothly as in the novel, I imagine again and again in the words of Tang Brick that if there really is a day of crossing, a person who has known a complete modern knowledge system will reach the ancient feudal dynasty, which is still developing without waves, and gradually approach the supreme emperor, win his trust and attention, and promote China's scientific and technological progress according to his own knowledge. Let China, a lion, find its way forward when it is far ahead of other countries, and let the most populous nation at that time contribute brain cells to arm its hands-really, it is exciting to think about it. What impressed me the most was the accusation about cultural inheritance. Although ancient China ruled the whole Asian continent for thousands of years because of its own system, it lost countless treasures because of this system. I read that passage over and over again, and there are more messy things in my mind. I imagined the old craftsmen, rough hands and chapped skin over and over again-but it was these miserable people who carved gorgeous images, built miraculous houses and polished beautiful works of art in harsh environment. It's just that there is another fire, which burns the horizon red, the luxury and prosperity, the painstaking efforts of craftsmen and the gorgeous culture. It's just that this miracle, which cost hundreds of millions, is just to vent dissatisfaction with the old dynasty and turn the efforts of countless people into scorched earth. There are also foreign plunders again and again, which make the inheritance of China culture intermittent and incomplete. Youzi can imagine the endless sea of blood and the howling of soldiers. He once remembered that some people guarded the frontier without regrets and risked their lives to forget death. So I may be very satisfied with Ye Zi's tolerance and love for the Tang people. Tang, originally our country was stronger than anyone else, and of course we can be proud. I like to read the chapter about soldiers' personal psychological description in Zhuanghu best. A truly powerful country, not only the people in power can despise neighboring countries, but also the people below will have the pride of being a nation. This thing may be called national pride, as long as it is established, it will not be bad. Ye Zi established Yushan Academy, which made people in Tang Dynasty taste the freedom of thought. I also believe that they will be fascinated. Good, so it is expected to form a situation in which a hundred schools of thought contend again. Then, the development of the two lakes, Lingnan and Nanhai, and the establishment of Yuezhou City. Datang's industry is huge and its population is too small. There are too many people gathered in Guanzhong, which is not good. So two shopping malls appeared, and the prosperity of commerce contributed to the growth of population and the rapid improvement of national strength. Ye Zi's wisdom is beyond our reach. Break the low sand city, welcome back the bones of our Tang soldiers, level the south of the mountain, beat the drums of the mountain gods, stand up and fight Yoko Takayama ... General Ye Zi's name is built on the bones of the enemy, and Ye Zi's gentleness will only be given to me, the people of the Tang Dynasty. So proud and so natural. This is the way to break through in the Tang Dynasty! Then I was disappointed and sighed with emotion. Old people died one after another, famous ministers and veterans grew old one after another ... Yan Zhitui, a lovely old gentleman, died happily, and Li Gang and Yushan ... also left us. In retrospect, how respectable and lovely these great scholars are! The deceased is like a husband. Li Er's Zen position was beyond my wildest expectation, and it was so natural. Ye Zi prevented so many tragedies, and finally let this great heavenly army keep a little affection. For the sake of the country and the children, this Zen position came so unexpectedly and was not abrupt. I am worried about Cheng Gan's seizure of power, but as Ye Zi said, Cheng Gan is a pure man. For forty years, the prince's desire for power can be imagined, but his understanding of imperial power is too biased and too intense. Compared with Li Chenggan in real history, it is much better. Although what he said before he died was not pleasant to hear, I believe he really took Ye Zi as a friend. Therefore, people who have truly trusted friends will not really be heartbroken. I have to think of five people who wandered together in their early years. When they met at the court, how much regret or disappointment they had. After decades, how many more can go to the brothel together? Ye Zi was appointed as a title of generals in ancient times and stayed in Chang 'an, even being taken care of by Li Jue. This is probably the limit of Cheng Gan's trust. Fortunately, Cheng Gan is right. Ye Zi will live up to expectations and do better than him. The train is running on the earth, and the sky is polluted. Haha, this is the scene of Bai Yujing. Ye Zi must feel good. In recent years, Ye Zi is very interested in traveling, and I want to have it! Thanks to Ye Zi and Yu Yi, Tang Brick is a wonderful novel and a beautiful story. I learned!
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