A bedtime story for lovers

Story 1:

What does it feel like to like someone very much? Little rabbit wants to know. Mrs. Squirrel peeled off a pine nut and stuffed it into her mouth and said, "Every time I feel that I like him a little, I put a nut in my mouth."

"I like a person very much, probably because his cheeks are bulging and he is filled with his favorite nuts." She said vaguely. Hearing her words, Mr. Squirrel poked his head out of the tree hole and smiled. "Are you telling the little rabbit how you got fat again?"

Story 2:

In the subway.

Dad is holding a large Doraemon doll, and his son is holding a small one. The son greedily looked at the one in his father's hand. Dad said, "be good, don't make any noise. This is for mom."

The son greedily looked at the one in his father's hand.

Dad said, "Be good, don't make any noise. This is for mom."

Story 3:

Girls love being late. Every time she is late, the boy sitting behind her will laugh at her little fool.

Many years later, the boy was promoted to be a manager.

At the end of a recruitment, a woman came in panting.

"I'm sorry I'm late." The man was shocked, smirked and said, "Little fool."

Story 4:

Once, the king gave a banquet for a beautiful princess. A soldier stood by and saw the princess passing in front of him. He fell in love with her at once. But how can a humble soldier deserve a king's daughter?

One day, he finally managed to get close to her and told her that she couldn't live without her. The princess was moved by his affection. She told the soldier that if you can wait for me for 1 days and wait for me under the balcony day and night, I will be yours after 1 days.

After hearing this, the soldier waited under the balcony for one day, two days, ten days and twenty days. Every night, the princess looked out, but he still stood all night, and the wind, snow and rain could not resist him. The bird stopped on his head and the bee stung him, but he did not move.

But ... on the ninetieth day, the soldier was ... pale and thin, and tears came out of his eyes. He couldn't support himself, and he didn't even have the strength to sleep. The princess kept watching him. Finally, on the evening of the ninetieth day, the soldier stood up, lifted his chair and left.

Story 5:

A long-lost couple met by chance in a foreign country.

how are you? he asked. She replied: I'm fine.

he asked: how is he? She replied: He's fine.

how are you? she asked. He replied: I'm fine.

how is she? she asked. He replied: She just told me that she is fine.