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Jokes in the delivery room

"Don't worry, I hired the best care worker for you and arranged the best doctor for you. You don't have to work as hard as other women to have children. I love you. You have to believe me. "

"Can you come back to see me and my children after your business trip?"

"I'll come back to see you and your children as soon as my business trip is over."

This is my first pregnancy and my first delivery. Originally, in my expectation, my husband would accompany me in every way when I was in labor, and my husband would accompany me in the delivery room to meet our lovely life, but he couldn't come because of work. I know he is busy at ordinary times, so I try to understand him. I always tell myself to be brave and strong. It's hard to be the woman behind her husband's success. Let's go

But when I was pushed into the operating room, my heart began to feel scared. When giving birth to a child, I sweated with pain and collapsed in bed feebly. Until the last child was born, the only thought in my heart was: "It's good to be alive." Severe pain makes me feel like I'm hovering between life and death. I'm scared. I'm scared. I thought I was going to die on the operating table.

When my husband came back from a business trip, I was not happy at all when I was happy with my child in my arms. It should be very happy for a family of three to get together, but my heart is full of complaints. Why didn't my favorite husband accompany me when it was so difficult? He likes children so much, but I can only bear the discomfort of confinement.

I asked him, "Do you love me?" He said, "I love you, dear wife, and thank you for giving birth to my precious son." I said angrily, "but you love me, why don't you come back to accompany me?" Do you know that I am in terrible pain on the operating table? " He said, "I was wrong, wasn't I very busy that day?" I really can't come back. If I don't work, how can I be the pillar of my family? "I feel wronged. What he said seems reasonable, but I always feel that if he loves me, he will definitely come back and have children with me.

Because he didn't come back to have a baby with me, now he is unhappy every time he sees a child. Whenever I see him, I always feel that he owes me. The despair at the moment of giving birth, besides the doctor's refueling, I want to hear that the father of the child is supporting me, but he didn't. He always tells me a lot of truth, and I don't know whether he is educating me or treating me as a wife.

Because my career was too busy, my husband didn't come to accompany me into the delivery room to have a baby. I think I'll blame him for it all my life.

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