Humorous little routines for chatting with girls. Questions and answers for chatting with local love words.

1. "I'm a little carefree." "Huh?" "Idiot, I'm all about you~"

2. "Well, I'm lost." "Why are you lost?" "Because all my thoughts are about you"

3. "Do you know what I want to do most right now?" "What" "I want to put a sticker on your forehead: No cuteness”

4. “I have to hide from the police now” “Why” “Because my heart has been beating fast since I met you”

5. “Can you give Shall I imitate a woodpecker?" "How to imitate? I don't know how." "Just think of my face as a tree!"

6. "I saw you can't even speak 26 words in English I can’t pronounce all the letters.” “Why?” “You’ll know after listening to it, ABCDEFGH I LOVE U”

7. “I think I’m so carefree” “Why” “Because every one of you I like them all.”

8. “I know three people like you.” “Who is it?”

9. “Look at me.” Is there anything special about my hand?” “It’s not special.” “It’s certainly not special since I haven’t been held by you.”

10. “I’m looking for a store during this period.” "Huh?" "Your caller ID."

11. "Can I give you a gift?" "Okay, what gift?"

12. "You are so annoying." "What's wrong?" "Why are you stationed in my heart and I can't drive you away?"

13. "I'm so hungry." "Let's go. "I don't want to eat. I want to eat you." 14. "You are a homebody." "But you have always been in my heart."

15. "Recently I feel that I am as small as a grain of sand, and you are like a horse" "Why" "Because together we are like Shaqima (horse riding on sand)"

16. "A family of three, including husband, wife, and son. The father and son went out to play. Who is left?" "Wife" "Hey, here it is."

17. "This selfie is really beautiful Ugly" "Well..." "Not one-tenth as good-looking as you in person"

18. "Do me a favor, please" "What" "Teach me to fall in love with you"

< p> 19. "There is something on your face" "What is it?" "A bit handsome"

20. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "I don't know" "The stars are in the sky, and You exist in my heart."

21. "My dear, let's play the game of eagle and chicken." "No matter how old you are, who would play such a childish game with you. "That way I can have an excuse to knock you down." ”

22. “How many fingers do you have on one hand” “5” “How many eyes do you have” “2” “How many mouths do you have” “1” “I love you too”< /p>

23. “Actually, do you know what my favorite number is? ""It's 359" "Read the 3rd, 5th and 9th words of the previous sentence"

24. "A family of three, including a husband, wife and son. The husband takes his son out to play. Now, who is left? "Wife" "Hey, isn't this it?" ”

25. “Tell you three anti-aging methods” “What method? " "Love me, love me, love me"

26. "I have a handful of dirt in my hand" "Then what?" "Do you want it to fall into my hand?"

27. "Night I'm going to transform again" "Huh? What did it become?" "It turned into a hypocritical weirdo named Miss You"

28. "You look like a relative of mine. "Who is it?" "My mother's son-in-law." ”

29. “No, I have hypoglycemia.” “Ah, what should I do?” I didn't bring any sugar. "It's okay, just say something sweet to me and give me a kiss."

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30. “Can you smoke?” " "Won't. "Then why are you so beautiful and smoking?" ”

31. “Can I ask you for something?” “What” “I want you”

32. “I want to move.” "Where to move?" "Move it into your heart." "

33. "Do you know why I caught a cold?" "Because I caught a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all. "

34. "Little brother, little brother, do you want something?" "What?" "Stretch out your hand, (after the boy stretches out his hand, the girl puts her hand on top) I , Do you want it!”

35. “I’m afraid of you” “Why?” “Because I’m afraid of my wife”

36. “We went to a barbecue restaurant and there was pork in front of us. Among the various dishes of lamb and beef, what would you grill first? "Pork" "Don't you think about me first?" ”

37. “Guess what I want to eat?” I thought of looking for you" "Why" "For so many days, you know, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you."

39. "Who are you?" "Tiger" " No, you belong to me."

40. "Do you know which are the three most beautiful days in the world?" "Those three days" "The day I have you, the day I have me, when you and I become Our day"