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Accidentally became a copy of the nucleic acid monitor.

I accidentally became the copy of the nucleic acid monitor (the first article) 1. Besides this epidemic, life itself is in danger everywhere. The danger is not terrible. The terrible thing is that if you lose the courage to face danger, everything will pass and everything will be fine.

2. All the staff tested the nucleic acid. Everyone is very active at night. There were so many people in the queue that they gave up after waiting for two hours. After sleeping, they continued to line up!

3. Some friends stagger the peak hours and queue up for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night. In order to pay tribute to the medical staff, they wear protective clothing and take samples all night.

4. If you have love, you will be able to overcome the disease; With you and love, spring flowers bloom like songs; With you and love, the person you love is full of warmth.

Spring is coming, let's have a good hug.

6. The second nucleic acid is queued for one hour and tested for one minute.

7. I'm worried in an emergency. The heart is, the intention is, and the greetings are. Good today, good tomorrow, good every day. All good, good health. Preventing coronavirus is better than anything else.

8. I only hope that this "fire" and "thunder" can eliminate this disease and disaster as soon as possible.

9. Seeing that many places in Weibo do nucleic acid overnight, I hope this epidemic will pass quickly, and there will be no next epidemic.

10. When spring blossoms, hold your hand and enjoy the great rivers and mountains.

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12. Maybe it won't be long before my throat grows cocoon.

13. unite as one, unite as one, and overcome the epidemic at an early date.

14. After many years, spring has come and gone. When the sun shines on the grass, when we breathe the air freely, and when we get together happily, we must remember that it snowed on this land a few years ago.

15. It was a wonderful holiday, but the long-planned grassland trip broke out again and became squatting at home. Infusion in the morning, eating delicious food in the afternoon, if you don't have to do budget and PPT, it is quite perfect.

16. There is a star in the sky and a man on the ground.

17. I hope all regrets are the foreshadowing of future surprises.

18. Just after work, I saw someone waiting in line downstairs for nucleic acid testing, shivering. I haven't worked normally for two months.

19. There is not a spring that will not come. Love and hope spread faster than viruses!

20. An epidemic, know everything!

2 1. Life is not forever, and the future is not long.

22. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.

23. Queue up late at night for nucleic acid testing. Residents in the community can go home directly after finishing, but the epidemic prevention personnel will continue. I don't know when it will be ready. Hey, come on in Xi 'an!

24. I stood in line for nucleic acid testing late last night, and I was miserable. I couldn't sleep all night after my usual bedtime.

I accidentally became the copywriter of the nucleic acid squad leader (Chapter 2) 25. I can't see your gentle face, but I can see your beautiful eyes; I can't see your sweet smile, but I can see your busy figure.

26. Fight the epidemic, and enhance immunity through home fitness.

27. Spring will always come, and cherry blossoms will still bloom as usual. Come on, Xi 'an!

28. I just woke up, sleepy and sleepy, and I have to do nucleic acid testing in the afternoon? .

29. Life is impermanent, I hope you have no regrets! Do what you want to do and meet the people you want to see. Be kind to every heart around you and cherish every moment. Don't wait for someone else's tea to get cold, only disappointment is left in your heart!

My city is ill, but I still love it.

3 1. We are all friends of life and death.

32. After the nucleic acid test, I asked the doctor where to get the test results. The doctor told me that you didn't have to go. If there is any problem, we will send a car to pick you up.

33. The recent epidemic and all the unknowns remind us all the time that things are impermanent, so we should cherish the road ahead and cherish the people in front of us.

34. The epidemic has restricted my travel. Why not limit my weight?

Although we have never met, you must be safe.

36. Winter has passed and warm spring is coming.

37. No matter what the sky above me is, I am ready to withstand any storm.

38. After the baptism of the epidemic, we began to reflect on life, whether it is love or hate, living is the most important thing.

39. The circle of friends is also a dynamic for everyone to do nucleic acid overnight, hoping that xx will be safe.

40. Only one nucleic acid test was done last month, and everything was normal. As a result, I have a fever today First, I started at 37.5℃. The result will be 38℃. I'm in too much pain. I don't want to go to the hospital, or I'll have to do nucleic acid testing again.

4 1. An epidemic, wake you up!

42. Those who can sleep late in the morning have made nucleic acids, and the prevention and control of the epidemic situation should not be underestimated. Attention, everyone.

43. I really don't want to do nucleic acid. I'm afraid to spit out a bowl of instant noodles and let people know that I'm not doing well.

44. Wake up in the middle of the night and look at the color of your health code. The whole circle of friends did nucleic acid testing overnight. When will the epidemic end?

45. The subway will be crowded again, and the streets will be busy. Breakfast shops in hutongs, karaoke bars and bars in the city center will be neon-lit as usual. I believe that love and hope will spread faster than the virus, everything will pass and everything will start again.

46. It's too cold today. I took the baby out for nucleic acid testing. The Chinese New Year is coming, and the epidemic is almost over. Many people want to go home for the New Year.

47. Life needs a belief, a rock-solid belief, and a firmness that will not waver under any changes. Whether it's suffering from frost and snow, facing thorns, or living in peace, the heart is always bright. This is faith. This is an ambition and a goal. Come on! I will definitely overcome any difficulties!

If you are not careful, you will never go back.

Guess what? In fact, the French word "I miss you", if translated directly, should be similar to "I feel that I am missing something" and "I feel that I am incomplete".

Time is not to forget the pain, but to get used to it.

Sometimes I feel sad not because of what I have done, but because I find that I know nothing. Sometimes I laugh loudly, not because I am extremely happy, but because I find that I can't cry at all.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

You think letting go will make me happy, but you don't know that my greatest happiness is to hold hands with you.

Say loneliness when there is no love, and loneliness when there is love.

The city after the rain is lonely and embarrassing. Who is the roadside seat waiting for?

Feelings will never be parallel, but a kind of scattering and expectation.

Open your chat window, but don't know what to say.

True love is not love at first sight, but long-term love; The real fate is not the arrangement of heaven, but your initiative; The real inferiority is not that you are not excellent, but that you think too well of her; The real concern is not that you ask her to change what you think is good, but that you first discover her change; The real contradiction is not that she doesn't understand you, but that you refuse to tolerate her.

We have always felt that compromise, accommodation and tolerance can lead to happiness. But the lower your bottom line, the lower your result! Isn't it?

Don't love the wrong person because of loneliness, and don't be lonely all your life because of loving the wrong person. Try to trust to get happiness. Fate is a book. Turn it over and you miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry. A woman will remember the man who made her laugh, and a man will remember the woman who made him cry, but a woman will always be with the man who made her cry, and a man will be with the woman who made him laugh. Touching love journal articles.

Happiness is just an excuse to laugh and cry for the wound; Happiness just wants happiness to have a reason to exist.

All I care about is your humble flattery. Why should I pawn my youth for you without regret?

She is actually a little lazy and likes to stay in bed. In fact, she is not very nice and likes to make trouble. She will be quiet and indifferent in front of strangers, presumptuous and overbearing in front of acquaintances, and like to laugh without image. She gets depressed occasionally. When friends ask her what's wrong, she just says nothing. Actually, she just feels tired. She just needs a hug. ......

That day, she asked him what his ideal was. He talked a lot about the planning and development of starting a company. After that, he asked her what her ideal was. She only said: "My ideal is to be with you all my life!"

Some love, if you can't give it, don't promise anything.

Leave a number, just to wait for someone.

The fish took the bait, because the fish fell in love with the fisherman, and he was willing to use his life to make the fisherman laugh. ...

I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you never belonged to me …

If one day, I don't like you anymore, will my life be as decadent as before … I don't want to live like that anymore, so please, at least like me before I give up on you …

I will always be there, even if I am lonely and open to the sea.

You meet someone and you love him more, then you will lose him forever. Then, you meet another person who loves you more, so you will leave him sooner or later. Until one day, you meet someone and you fall in love. Finally, you understand that all searches have a process. Once in the end of the world, now it is close at hand. Amy Cheung

The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh is the one who loves you the most. . .

Some people cannot be together, but their hearts are together; Some people seem to be together, but their hearts can't be together; Some people never want to be together, but naturally they are together; Some people finally come together, only to find that they are not suitable for being together. Even if we are not together in the end, at least in love, we will still be together. Love together, just together!

It's simple. I want to be with you.

My tears turn into rain, and I can't bear to get wet with you.

If I lose your love, I am like an empty shell without soul in this world, and I will never find my home.

When you are happy by my side, happiness is by my side. When I hear your laughter, happiness is already around me.

Accustomed to weakness, the heart will gradually become weak, accustomed to dependence, will gradually forget how to rely on themselves.

Don't easily use the past to measure the happiness and misfortune of life. Everyone's life can be beautiful, as long as you cherish it.

I want to go to Denmark and see with my own eyes what Andersen said about love.

Some people, you think you can meet. Some things, you think you can go on forever.

Then, maybe at the moment you turn around. Some people, you will never see again.

When the sun sets and rises again, everything changes.

If you are not careful, you will never go back.

I thought what I was afraid of was the moment of farewell. It turns out that I am also afraid of reunion.

There is a kind of love, obviously deep love, but the expression is not perfect; There is a kind of love, knowing to give up, but unwilling to leave; There is a kind of love that you know is suffering, but you can't get rid of it; There is a kind of love, knowing that there is no way out, but the heart can't be redeemed; There is a kind of love, knowing that it will hurt, but unwilling to let go; There is a kind of love, knowing that you have to wait, but being silly and lonely; There is a kind of love, obviously not in contact, but desperately miss each other!

Love is holding you, and you will grow old if you are not careful.

First, happiness is just a feeling, which has nothing to do with the rich and the poor, but is connected with the heart.

Second, on the edge of the abyss, you guard every lonely dream of mine. Five-colored flowers in North Island

Third, love is not abandonment. Do not abandon each other's bad temper, bad habits, family circumstances, shoulder to shoulder, heart to heart. Love is holding you, and you will grow old if you are not careful.

Fourth, how important the harbor of the mind is to us. We need to soothe tired souls and relax ourselves.

5. Sleep, it's time to sleep. Only by sleeping can we avoid endless loneliness in this long and rich night; Sleep, it's time to sleep, only sleep, I don't know how many grievances there are in this world of mortals; In the noisy night full of complaints, people can often tolerate loneliness, but they can't, because loneliness in loneliness is to find themselves, but loneliness in loneliness needs spiritual understanding.

6. Until just now, I always thought that I could never feel the world or anyone again.

Seven, there is a heartbeat, called heartache; There is a kind of missing, called missing; There is a feeling that the heart is connected; There is a kind of resonance, called mutual affinity; There is a kind of happiness, called be elated; There is a kind of gaze called infatuation.

Eight, it's not that I don't want to share joys and sorrows with a loved one. If there is a man worthy of deep love, it is happy to die for him. Annie, baby, "teaching assistant"

Nine, woman, you are always so afraid to leave, but you pretend to be strong there; Woman, you are always so afraid of the night, but you always hide secretly; Woman, you are always so afraid of a person, but you are always alone; Woman, you are always so easy to pay, knowing that it is pain, but still so persistent; Woman, you are always so fragile, knowing that you are cheating, but you still cheat yourself; Woman, you are always so stupid that people feel anxious.

In your past life, the people you hurt have long forgotten, but the people you hurt will never forget you. He will never remember your merits, only your injuries.

When you lose everything you once had, you will find the only thing you need.

Twelve, love at first sight is such a thing, romantic, but not necessarily long. It is hard to love for a long time, and it is even harder to be apart. Love at first sight is always related to looks, and love over time is always related to habits. The slower you fall in love with someone, the longer you love him. Love can be short-lived, but it takes time to water the truth.

Thirteen, the wound is a note of love, and many of the contents recorded in it need us to forget it for a lifetime. Isn't it worth cherishing the feelings that can accompany you all your life? Pain is an important wealth in life, so don't trample it easily; People who once loved us must have been predestined friends with us in a previous life. Don't insult them with words. If he really failed us in this life, it's because we failed him in the last life, so we don't have to care. Everything is reincarnation.

Waiting is not for you to come back, but for an excuse not to leave. -Li Bihua's "Just Butterflies Don't Want to"

15. Patience is also a beautiful thing, but only if you have a very clear map of the future. You know what is waiting for you after patience, and you are willing to put away your feathers for a while. Yang changyi

Sixteen, that night, I listened to Sanskrit singing all night, not for enlightenment, but to find your breath. That January, I turned all the prayer tubes, not to cross them, but to touch your fingertips. That year, I kowtowed and hugged the dust, not for the Buddha, but for your warmth. At that time, I crossed hundreds of mountains, not to repair the afterlife, but to meet you on the road. At that moment, I soared to immortality, not for immortality, but for your happiness and peace. The Love Poems of Cangyang Jiacuo

Seventeen, I miss you all over the hillside, and I fill the galaxy with love for you. May all the green trees give you a comfort and all the stars give you a blessing. I only wish you happiness forever.

Eighteen, if I don't love you, I will win five million. Did I win 5 million? No, that's why I love you. If I don't miss you, I will become a fairy. Have I become a fairy? No, so I miss you. Love you+miss you = I want to marry you. Is the formula valid? Looking forward to your reply.

Nineteen, only know how to give up, can be completely forgotten.

The difference between a philosopher and a madman is that one is just thinking and the other is really doing it. -A brilliant genius is on the left and a madman is on the right.

Twenty-one, too many love words make people melodramatic, too many philosophies make people numb, and too many realities make us look sophisticated. Simple, how luxurious.

Twenty-two, you said, I will meet someone better than you. But in fact, you want someone better than me.

A promise is what a liar says to a fool.

I accidentally put you in my heart.

You should believe in luck: in fact, the harder you work, the better your luck will be.

The word "later" sums up all the things that we don't want to change, but they are beyond recognition.

After you left, I was fine, but I was not used to it. I'm only in a bad mood occasionally, but I'm sad to hear a familiar word.

4. There are always some things that will happen whether you like it or not, and you can only accept it; There is always something, whether you hide or not, it will come, and you can only face it.

We don't love ourselves enough, and we wronged ourselves for others' eyes. Just because the world loves things attached to the surface too much: material fame and fortune, all kinds of dispensable relationships. Boring entertainment, meaningless interests intrigue, excessive compromise and concession ... In the face of this world, I am often afraid that I am not doing well enough. In fact, you just feel sorry for yourself. -Su Qin

6. I accidentally downloaded you to my heart, but now I'm told that "this file can't be deleted".

7. How to spend the low tide of life? Wait quietly; Have a good sleep; Exercise requires good health at all times; Chatting with intimate friends, basically not complaining, mainly remembering happy times; Read more books, read some biographies, increase your knowledge, and see how others survive when they are unlucky; Take the opportunity to do housework and finish all the busy work at ordinary times. -Bi Shumin

8. Is there really such a miracle in the world? You like him and he likes you, two people, for life.

9. Eat simply, live simply, reduce shopping, pay more for people in need, talk less, do more, keep energy, manage your emotions, keep smiling, know how to love yourself, naturally understand his love, love the earth, reduce waste, live modestly, do more exercise, proceed from your body, keep your mind and enhance the spirituality of love. This woman is very, very beautiful. -Pure black

10, growing up, not only time is lost, but also our courage that is not afraid of losing.

1 1. Trust is more difficult than love. We can fall in love with a person in an instant, but trusting a person requires long-term investigation; We may have loved many people in this life, but few people can really entrust our lives; To love someone, you need to put your heart on the other person, which may make us suffer from the separation of body and mind, but trusting others can just ensure our unity of body and mind; Love makes us more like human beings, while trust can make us "superman".

12, childhood withers and childhood grows old. From then on, everyone I love is like you.

13, the law of love is: the more you like it, the more timid you are. It makes the most careless people cautious and makes the most fearless people start to tremble. I am afraid that I will be despised and hurt if I go forward regardless. So many expressions of love are deliberately shrinking. Deliberately alienate a person, just because you like it too much.

14, how can I have love and refuse to get hurt at the same time? Don't forget that Cupid shot an arrow, not a rose.

15, it's a good deal for you to buy lunch in 6.8 yuan. Some people bought 70-cent steamed bread on the roadside and swallowed it in a hurry. You get up at eight o'clock to read, and you feel very diligent. When I went to Weibo, I found that my former classmates were already faced with heavy work at eight o'clock. You make up lessons on Saturday and feel very tired. You just know on the phone that many friends have been working overtime for a month. Honey, you really haven't suffered enough and haven't worked hard enough.

16. If 1+2=2+ 1, do I-love-you = you-love me? If this is true, as long as you turn back, no matter how long, I will be there.

17. Only those who have experienced confusion, hesitation, injury and pain will be given a pass by God. This is a growth promotion card.

18, when you say you want to forget someone, you are destined to remember that person for life.

19, in love, "wait for me to come back" is the most cruel four words. -"Late Autumn"

20, you have insisted on walking so far, don't give up easily.