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What slang dialogues are there in "Taking Tiger Mountain Outward"?

Slang dialogue in "Outwit Tiger Mountain" is:

Bandit: Muru, which way are you going? What is the price? (What person? Where are you going? )

Yang: I want to eat mom's milk. I miss my mother's family, and my uncle will come. (looking for peers)

Yang: It's been three days, slow three. Why haven't you seen Tianwang Mountain? I've been walking for nine days, but I still can't find it.

Bandit: Pheasants can climb Mount Tianwang if they dig hard. (Because you are not a real card)

Yang: There are many meters on the ground. Well, it has roots. (I am a real brand, an old brand)

Bandit: Have you seen it? Who did you learn from? )

Yang: There are no tiles in his room. No, no, no (don't talk until you get to the purlin, that is, don't say the teacher's name)

Bandit: Eight, eight? Who brought you here? )

Yang: A beautiful tower, facing the green belt and leaning against the yellow sand. (He is a Taoist)

Bandit: Hehe? (You used to work alone)

Yang: Talk at noon, no one has a home. (refers to the promise made by Xu Damang, plus the word afternoon)

Bandit: King Gehudi. How dare you be angry with your ancestors?

Yang: The river demon in Baota Town. In that case, let me fall from the mountain and drown in the river.

Bandit: Why are you blushing? (Common slang, the same below)

Yang: I feel refreshed.

Bandit: Why is it yellow again?

Yang: Cold-resistant wax.

Bandit: What explosion? (An expert is a good cook)

Yang: The world is really big. (Don't brag, it's past the leader of the brigade.)

Bandit: bullying. (common slang)

Yang: Yes.

Bandit: Two forks in the front mountain.

Yang: Houshan shares.