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The most stingy father gives his daughter a name: surname+first name always has only three strokes, and none of them are curved.
Because every parent has different ideas when naming their children, the names of children are also varied and have different styles.
There was a man named Bu who was often scolded by the teacher when he was studying, which made the whole class burst into laughter. So he paid special attention to this problem when he named his daughter. After many studies,
He gave his daughter a name that can never be wrong and the strokes are super simple: Buyi.
Later, before her daughter went to primary school, other students learned to write their names with their parents. Only cloth is the most worry-free and learns quickly. On weekdays, when she meets an exam, she writes her name quickly.
The teacher also said, "Your parents are so worried about names that none of them are bent."
I have to say that this father who named his child Bu Yi is really prescient. After all, some first-grade children really want to cry in the face of their complicated names.
Many children carry it in their names.
There are really too many strokes in words like cloud, land and yi.
When children learn to write, they will feel that their hands are broken. In fact, if a child's name is too complicated, there are many other troubles besides learning to write. For example, your child is still writing his own name during the exam, and his child has finished the first multiple-choice question. Do you think being angry is irritating?
Or this embarrassing story:
Teacher: The students handed in their papers!
Classmate: Teacher, teacher, I forgot how to write the name!
Especially now, every family's children are treasures, and parents are very cautious in naming names, not only pursuing good sounds, but also rich in meanings. But it is inevitable that some parents pursue originality when naming their children, or just for fun, and then "accidentally" give their children a compelling name.
There is a couple in Hubei, because the husband is surnamed Zhu. During pregnancy, the couple joked that
:
"The surname is Zhu, and the child's name is Jumu Langma."
Later, when I applied for a birth certificate, I didn't even think of a name, so my parents wrote "Everest" directly. It was not until I registered my hukou that I realized that the name on my hukou book should be the same as the name on the registered birth certificate, so this joking name was officially decided.
These days, many children are given names for fun. The surname "Zhu" named the child Zhu Mulang Ma Feng, and the surname "Wang" named the child the glory of the king.
There is also a surname "Huang", and the child is named Huangpu Military Academy. The key is that she is still a girl.
Let's call it the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. It looks really historic.
What about the one named "Zhi"? Just call it Alipay. However, this person named Alipay was named earlier than Ali when he founded Alipay. There is no question of "name reference".
There are also many parents who are influenced by film and television dramas. In recent years, "Qiong Yao Feng" has frequently appeared in children's names, especially Zi Han, Zixuan and Haoran. Someone looked at the names with high repetition rate around him and joked that it would often happen among children in the future: "
Zixuan told Zi Xuan that Zixuan took Zixuan's money to buy Zixuan's pencils. Han Yu told Han Yu that Han Yu took Han Yu's money to buy Han Yu's toys. "
Of course, parents choose these names for a reason. However, if you ignore the surname and only care about the first name, the first name will sound good, but if you add the surname, it will make people laugh.
There is such a joke: there is a girl named Zhu Jing, whose name is quite good, and there is no problem. One day, I went to my boyfriend's house. My boyfriend shouted to his busy mother in the kitchen, "Mom, Zhu Jing is here!" "Then his mother answered him in the kitchen:" Nothing, the pig came in, just drive it out. "
The first name is Cheng Hui, but the last name is Hua. There is always something wrong with this combination.
Just like parents' initial intention when naming their children, names will accompany their children all their lives, and some children will even feel inferior because their names are not pleasant to hear, too rustic, or too easy to get nicknames. In the hit drama Hello, Old Times, Xin Xiangmei changed her name to Xin Rui because she didn't like her name.
People often post and spit on the internet, and their notoriety makes them feel inferior. I thought that changing my name would change the status quo, but some students have been obsessed with their bad names, which really caused great trouble to themselves.
Yes, names are really big and small, so parents must pay more attention when naming their children. Don't be too casual when naming them. It's fun. At the same time, pay more attention to the problems of uncommon words and homophones, so that children can have a good name that is pleasant to hear, atmospheric and meaningful.
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