Social humor jokes in the new era

A man entered a bar for recreation and found a beautiful woman sitting alone. The man accosted: Sister, are you alone? The woman looked at the man and said with a smile. No, I'm pregnant with one. ? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Social humor jokes in the new era (1) 1. She: What do you think of me?

Me: It's beautiful!

She: Then describe yourself!

Me: Oh! I am taller than Pan Changjiang, for example, I am more handsome and richer than Brother Sharp.

And then I was hacked?

2、? Can you give me a chance? I will be kind to you wholeheartedly, and I won't let you feel lonely again. Promise me?

? I'm still in the company? Come and pick me up. ?

? Huh? But it is raining. ?

3. Goddess: Oh, I am so full. Look at my stomach.

Fu: Shall we do something to make your stomach better tonight?

Goddess: Damn it, you're dead.

Goddess: Oh, I'm so full. Look at my stomach.

Male diaosi: No, your figure is still very nice.

Goddess: Hehehe.

4, diaosi's heavy taste fantasy: ghost pressing bed is actually a kind of welfare? As long as it is a female ghost.

Social humorous jokes in the new era (2) 1. When the bus paid the money, a fashionable MM quarreled because an old woman got on the bus and squeezed her.

MM said:? You have to tell me you're sorry. ?

The old woman said, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to. ?

MM said:? If you are not sincere enough, kneel and kowtow to me! ?

Of course not, old woman.

A bystander said: Just knock! Think of it as the wrong grave! ?

I was waiting for the bus at the railway station today, and I saw a young man crossing the railing and entering the ticket office.

At this moment, a chubby stewardess saw it and blurted out: Liu Xiang doesn't cross, you cross.

3. I sold a small mobile phone today. When the guest asked for a new film, he took out a knife, accidentally scratched it, scratched it on his hand and spilled blood on the mobile phone.

The guests were shocked:? Shit, are you going to turn on the light for me?

4, just came to Beijing, rented a small room, the first floor, went to Taobao to buy clothes, chose to pay and contacted the seller:? I have paid, please deliver the goods. ?

Who knows that this product directly says: I see your address, go upstairs and get it yourself! I'm right upstairs. ?

Take your sister. I paid the postage. . . Send it down.

A man walked into the bank and said to the cashier. Please open a joint account for me. Thank you. ?

? Ok, who are you driving with?

? Whoever has more money will open it. ?

Social humorous jokes in the new era (3) 1. A romantic couple was walking, and the woman pointed to the burning cloud on the horizon and said, honey, look, what a beautiful scenery! ?

The man stared at the colorful sky and jumped for a long time. It's just a color screen! ?

2、? Do you like the birthday present I gave you?

? Well, it's beautiful. Thieves like it! ?

? Really? Then why don't you take it away?

? Didn't I just tell you? Thieves like it. It was stolen. ?

3. Play mahjong with your girlfriend at a friend's house.

She said she was thirsty and asked me to buy a nutrition express. I went to the store and found that there was no nutrition express.

So I bought a box of Telunsu.

I gave it to her when I came back. She glanced at the milk, looked at me, and then threw the milk directly into the trash can.

I asked why?

She said:? You didn't know I was playing cards? What else do you want me to buy? I can lose! ?

Me:?

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