Whoever can tell the funniest joke will be given all the points. Second place 5 wealth value

1 An airplane has 300 bricks. If a brick falls, how much is left? (299 yuan)

How many steps does it take to stuff an elephant into the refrigerator? (Step 3: Open the refrigerator, put it in and close it)

How many steps does it take to put the crocodile in the refrigerator? (Step four, open the refrigerator and take the elephant out,,,)

There is an old lady who wants to cross the swamp with the crocodile. How can she cross it? (Go over and the crocodile is in the refrigerator)

But the old lady is still dead. Why?

I made all these calls myself.