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Jokes make people laugh.

Jokes make people laugh.

A joke makes people happy. Humor is a very interesting word. Many people like to stay with humorous people, because humorous people are very likable. Let's tell a funny joke.

Jokes make people happy 1NO. 1

Spiders love ants deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. Spider roar: Why? What's all this for?

The ant said timidly, My mother said that people who stay online all day are good people.

second

Zebras love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. Zebra roared: Why? What's all this for?

The deer said timidly, my mother said that tattoos are all bad teenagers.

third place

The snake loves the tortoise deeply, but it is rejected when it expresses its love. The snake roared: Why? What's all this for?

The tortoise said timidly, my mother said that a man who is too poor to buy a vest must never get married.

fourth

The spider and the bee are engaged, and the spider is very dissatisfied. He asks his mother, "Why should I marry the bee?"

Mother spider said, "bees are a little noisy, but at least they are stewardesses."

Fifth place

I miss a joking class teacher in my high school ... I remember a Chinese class, where we sat down and dozed off listlessly. He put down the chalk, turned on his cell phone and danced vigorously for us. At that time, our students were all tall and crazy to take pictures and videos of the teacher ... After dancing, the teacher said, "OK, hand in your mobile phone."

Jokes make people laugh 2 1. On the plane, a woman sitting by the window kept looking out of the window. ...

Suddenly she turned to the man sitting next to her and asked, "Is this plane flying?"

The man said, "fly!"

The woman said, "Then why didn't its wings move?"

male ...

This family is two and a half years old. Last night, my mother bathed her. The family suddenly said to her mother, "Mom, the shower head is really poor." "Why?" "It vomited. ...

On a hot summer day, I handed the sweaty courier a bottle of German beer. He swallowed it in one gulp and burped and asked me what to send. I said, "You drank."

4. My girlfriend sent a photo of lunch on WeChat. I asked with concern: Do you eat steamed bread at noon?

Girlfriend: Nonsense, people eat steamed buns.

Me: Steamed bread? Why are there no wrinkles? !

She: My sister took it with beauty, and the wrinkles are gone!

When I was washing my hands at the same table, the water splashed on me. I remember that the teacher often taught us that "the grace of dripping water is rewarded when it springs!" " So I threw him into the well.

6. "Dad, the world today is either a mobile phone or a computer. How did you manage without these things before? "

"It's no use asking all day. Call your fifteenth brother to come back for dinner!"

7. I asked my stupid boyfriend: Do you call me Cinderella?

He: Of course not.

Me: You mean I'm Snow White?

He: You are a black girl.

Me: ... TM forgot what face pain is again.

8. Q: What is the use of community monitoring?

Answer: When the thief pushes away your beloved battery car, take one last look.

9. One day, Xiaoming put a plaster on his hand. The teacher asked, "What happened to your hand?" Xiaoming said, "It's broken." The teacher said, "Why?" Xiaoming said, "Because I am too lazy." The teacher said, "I'm too lazy. Will my hand be broken?" Xiao Ming said: "One day I was walking on the road and my shoes touched a stone, but I was too lazy to do it with my hands, so I shook my feet with a telephone pole and let the stone fall out." Passers-by thought I was electrocuted and hit my hand with a wooden stick. "

Teacher: ...

10, a group of college students climbed a high mountain. One of the girls sprouted poetically and shouted at the sky: "motherland, my mother!" " "A man who has a secret crush jumped out without thinking:" Motherland, my mother-in-law! " "

Jokes make people happy. 1. On the bus, I heard a mother teach her son to recite poems: "mowing the grass at noon, my mother is the hardest; Play mahjong in the afternoon and fight the landlord at night. "

Second, a number of primary school Chinese papers require the use of "you ... you ... and ..." to make sentences. A student wrote: Yesterday I went to my grandma's house, and grandma brought me a chicken leg. After eating, I asked my grandmother if there were any more. Grandma replied: "Yes, yes!" "

Third, I chatted with my son one day.

Me: Son, did you know that you cried badly when you were born? Your father and I are arguing to death.

My son gave me a white look: well, the first time I saw you, I knew I had the wrong baby. Can I not cry sadly?

Me: ...

Four, the Meteorological Bureau notice:

The rainstorm that was originally scheduled to come early this morning was delayed for a little time because of lack of funds halfway, and it may arrive this afternoon to evening. If it rains heavily, it will definitely be heavy. If it's small, it won't be heavy. Please wait patiently! When it rains, the weather station will report the details to the public.

Warm reminder from the Meteorological Observatory: If it doesn't rain today and tomorrow, it won't rain these two days, depending on the day after tomorrow. The Meteorological Observatory solemnly advises beautiful women not to wear skirts in recent days, which is easily angered. The rain is good, but the wind is not serious!

5. The woman is pregnant and has a bad temper. One day she quarreled with her husband. She thought he didn't love her. She picked up the bottle and drank it hard. Her husband grabbed the bottle and said, "You want to get drunk with my son. What if he is drunk and doesn't want to come out? "

6. A student said, "Teacher, I want to shit!"

Teacher: "Speak politely!"

The student was silent for a while and said, "teacher, my ass wants to vomit!" " "

Seven, an old farmer caught a few chickens and put them in the henhouse to sell in the market. He walked on his back for a while and felt very tired. He thought, "wouldn't it be easy if I put them out to catch up with the market?"

So, he let the chicken out of the cage, and the chicken immediately ran around. He picked up a stick and ran after it and shouted, "These damn chickens are dark at midnight. You can announce the dawn on time, they don't know the way in broad daylight. "

8. Male: "Do you know the name of a single man?"

Woman: "I know, single dog."

Man: "What's the name of that single woman?"

Woman: "I don't know ..."

Man: "The dog ignores it."

Dad was furious when he saw Xiaoming doing something wrong, and wanted to beat him up. Mother pleaded, "spare him this time!" It's not too late to punish him next time! "

Dad asked, "That's easy for you to say. What if he doesn't succeed next time? "

Ten, a county magistrate was dismissed, gas became a vegetable, was sent to the hospital. After the doctor diagnosed, he said: it may be good to read him a notice of reinstatement. The wife thinks that since she wants to study, she should simply learn from the director to make him happy. When the magistrate heard this, he stood up and stopped laughing. The doctor lamented that if he did not follow the doctor's advice and increased the dose without authorization, the consequences would be at his own risk!