How to speak humorously and make people happy

Humor is the flower of wisdom in life; It is a kind of interest, which can effectively lubricate, alleviate contradictions and adjust interpersonal relationships; It is an ability; This is an art. I'll tell you some practical humor methods and some stories you often tell and listen to.

Campus humor jokes: wonderful teachers and students in wonderful classes

Teacher: Why do you always sleep in class? Student: Edison didn't go to school, Da Vinci painted rotten eggs, and Einstein was naughty. Why can't I doze off?

2. In high school, the wife of the grade director was his former student, so a classmate in the class said foolishly, Teacher, you are too bad to destroy the flowers of the motherland. ? Here comes the teacher: I have cultivated so many flowers for my motherland, so I am not allowed to pick one?

3. Student: I went shopping with thousands of girlfriends all afternoon today. Teacher's comment: Boy, look at this cow you blew.

Practical humor method:

One of the practical methods of humor is reading humorous magazines, joke books and farce. Subscribe to the humorous jokes WeChat and Weibo. Now that the mobile phone Baidu is turned on, there are recent paragraphs scrolling every day, which makes people laugh.

Practical humor method two, often with humorous people, will you? Who is close to silence is high? . We often have a group of such people around us in our lives. As long as we speak, people around us will be amused by him. Most of them have a sense of humor. There is a man named Zhen Chen talking about love, and there is a video about how to make himself more attractive. He said that putting your hand in your pocket and all five fingers in your pocket is not attractive, but putting one finger in your pocket and four fingers outside is more attractive. Why? Pointing to a certain place has psychological implications.

Practical humor method iii. Discover all kinds of humor in life, record more and summarize more;

A humorous joke around me was asked by a student the other day. Teacher, teacher, what does grandma's bear mean? Grandma's bear, how do I know what grandma's bear means? Later, I went online Baidu? Grandma's bear? Someone really wrote a blog called: "Grandma is a bear? What the hell does this mean? " The original interpretation is as follows? Someone who is good at it has verified it? Grandma, a bear? What is the original meaning of a dialect originating from Shandong Province? Grandma's breasts are drooping! Used to describe what is lost, and there is nothing the Buddha can do. In short, Monkey Brother has abandoned (Baboon)! ? .

Humorous jokes around me (2) "It's terrible to have no culture". I remember when I was in Beijing, I went to the mall with my best friend. That guy took his girlfriend. In a shop, my buddy and I bowed our heads and muttered a few words. His girlfriend came to ask? Why are you two so mysterious? Something's wrong. Is it sneaking around? How to become a ghost worship?

Humor and jokes around me (3). One day, three book lovers in our library went to a restaurant for dinner. The phone of Comrade Xiaoping across the street rang. He gave me a fright when he answered the phone. Hello, is this Dr. Zhang? When I am free, I will buy some medicine from you. There is something wrong with my uterus? Oh, my God! I can't help laughing. I almost sprayed rice. Besides, the restaurant is newly opened. Tell the waiter to call the baby, for example? Baby, have some wine, baby. Would you like some rice? I asked her name? How about a heart shape? .

Humor and jokes around me, many years ago, I taught adult computer graphic design class in Wensan Road. At first, everyone didn't look at me directly, but kept turning around with a pen in their hands, thinking, isn't our new teacher very handsome? After listening to my class, I took out a business card and asked if I wanted my business card. Everyone robbed me. Open QQ at night and have a look. Oh, my God! Dozens of people hit my best friend. Teacher, what you said is great? Teacher, I support you! ? Another one actually asked me? How to make me happy? I am a computer teacher, not a psychological counselor. I happened to see an American spitting contest on the computer, so I added her? Slap yourself first, and then say to yourself, I love you so much! ? Take another sip of water and say it to the sky? Is it okay? Are you particularly happy to show up first? She? Ha ha ha? Here it comes. I grinned.

Some students asked me, I made money. What are you doing? I said? I bought Hangzhou and the West Lake became my backyard? You come to Hangzhou to visit my home. ?

There is also a girl named Feifei who is doing a training class. Yesterday, she sent me a flower on WeChat, and I replied, let me join Feifei for you. She said it was her name and I said it was Li Bai. Or does Li Bai think Tibetan poems are very powerful Just say everything in his poem.

Last year, a girl was a math teacher in a school. She said on QQ, what do you think now? I said I wanted to be a director and make movies. She said that she actually had a dream of becoming an actress, but it is impossible to think about it now. I said I knew you couldn't do it, so I had to be a director to make it possible for you. Put her name on the movie? Starring: Zou Ting, director: Xiao Honghua. She said it was nice talking to you.

Practical humor method iv. Realistic imitation, exaggerated expression and speech effect in conversation are very good. For example, when it comes to the elderly, they imitate their shriveled mouths, tremble, hunch over and cough, and walk with splayed feet. Speaking of animals, we imitate the way animals walk. For example, in Journey to the West, imitating a monkey, the Monkey King always scratched his face and limped. Pig eight quit to talk hehehe, hehehe, Monkey Brother, why don't you break up? You go back to your Huaguoshan, and I will go back to my Gaolaozhuang. Remember when I was in Beijing, a Beijing friend insisted that I imitate Chairman Mao's speech? People's Republic of China (PRC) was founded? When I was a child, I watched movies and TV during the liberation period and loved to imitate Chairman Mao's speech. Imitating foreigners' speech is also one of my great skills. Foreigners speak without tone. As long as all Chinese is spoken as the first sound, foreigners will speak Chinese. Show off a few words if you don't believe me

Practical humor method 5. Take part in more recreational activities. You can also make yourself happy and speak with a sense of humor. For example, I participated in an activity at Hangzhou Overseas Sea Hotel last month. Some dancing and mutual massage activities were arranged during the meeting. There is also a morning exercise teacher, Miss Yuan, who teaches us how to practice Qi. From the mouth? bbbbp？ Sound, hands make a forward movement, and imagine that a force will penetrate the opposite wall over time. ? bbbbp，bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbp？ Let's try it together. I often use these methods in my teaching. For example, memorizing words, robots: robots, homophones? Streaking him? Isn't it? Robots usually run naked. What is the first sentence of the song Shanghai Beach? Naked running, naked wave running, wave flow. warn

Attention, be careful. Homophonic? Wake up? Sleep and wake up? Be careful. These two are my original works, and Baidu can't find them. I found out that she was published by me. Sneakers. Sneakers? Die, do you understand? Wear canvas shoes again and I'll die for you. Your feet stink? .