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Dalang hated women because of Pan Jinlian, and ordered Japanese women to serve their husbands at home only, and to do so on their knees, as punishment. All beautiful women were put to death, so there

Dalang hated women because of Pan Jinlian, and ordered Japanese women to serve their husbands at home only, and to do so on their knees, as punishment. All beautiful women were put to death, so there were many ugly women in Japan. Wu Dalang was king for several years, but died without any illness. When he was dying, he was still worried about being unable to defeat Ximen Qing and avenge the death of his wife, so he left a legacy, asking future generations to seek revenge from Ximen Qing. Later, his descendants practiced kung fu day and night, and went to the Shaolin Temple to secretly learn a few kung fu moves. In order to commemorate King Wu Dalang, they named it "Wushi Tao". Later, because of the low cultural level of the Japanese, the The country's writing was a fake writing, and as a result it was passed down as "Bushido". Because Wu Dalang conquered the world with nothing, these skills are also called "karate". Since then, Japan has been dreaming of invading China. In the 42nd year of Jiajing (1563), the Japanese invaded and occupied Pinghaiwei and Xinghua City. Qi Jiguang, the patriotic general of the Ming Dynasty, led his army to quell the Japanese pirates. In 1823, a Japanese private scholar proposed an astonishing plan to invade my country; in May 1874, more than 3,600 Japanese invaded Taiwan; in 1894, the Sino-Japanese Sino-Japanese Sino-Japanese War broke out; in 1928, the Japanese army created the "Jinan Massacre" and killed More than 1,000 people in China; the "September 18th" Incident in 1931; the Nanjing Massacre on December 13, 1937, killing more than 300,000 unarmed Chinese...

No one expected that because Pan The golden lotus and red apricots came out of the wall, allowing Wu Dalang to become the Emperor of Japan as a blessing in disguise; not to mention that in order to avenge his "hate of taking his wife", his descendants invaded China as many as 14 times, which also brought great influence to Chinese history and the Chinese people. A huge disaster is coming