Children's day talk show lines

The lines of Children's Day talk show can be paragraphs, which can be found online or written by yourself.

Talk show hotline 1

I'm a preschool teacher. I brought my hat into the classroom in winter and was seen by children.

At this moment, a little guy said to me, teacher, your hat is too ugly. Take it off quickly.

I teased him: then study hard and buy a beautiful one for the teacher in the future?

Without thinking about it, the child immediately replied: When I earn money, I will take you to South Korea for plastic surgery.

Me: ......

Talk show lines 2

Dad, I answered the question asked by the teacher wrong today.

What problem?

How many women are there in your family? I answer one.

Yes, your mother is the only woman in our family.

However, mom often says that you don't look like a man.

Talk show line 3

My colleague asked my son: Did you learn to be independent when you went to kindergarten?

My son nodded proudly and said, of course, the teacher said I was the most obedient and independent.

Xiaoli asked again: Then go to kindergarten by car. Do you know where to get off?

The son replied loudly: of course I know.

I also asked curiously: where do I get off?

The son answered unhurriedly: The bus broadcast made it very clear that you should get on at the front door and get off at the back door.

Talk show line 4

Dad beat his son to death.

Mom couldn't stand it, so she stopped him: What? I want to kill myself.

This son of a bitch has nothing to do with blind competition.

Competition is a good thing. Only competition can make progress.

The key is that their comparison is: see whose father died early.

Talk show line 5

The reporter interviewed primary school students: If you had a lot of money, what would you do?

The pupil replied: I want to buy my school.

The reporter asked: Why do you want to buy your school?

The pupils calmly replied: I want to give homework to those teachers.