Quotations of urging guests (jokes)

I'm 1.8 meters tall and I'm not bad looking. I don't say I am Pan An, but I want to surpass Andy Lau.

Although I haven't been to Tsinghua Peking University, all kinds of bird language are superb.

I am proficient in computers and can plan, not to mention how strong my ability is. Anyway, one can top two.

Don't look at me so crazy, don't look at me so great. As a result, the back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves, but I died on the waves.

Caught up with the reform and opening up, experienced inflation, resulting in layoffs and laid-off workers.

No one should rush those who are fired, and many of them should not be fired. The so-called point back can't blame the society, and the burden has to be carried by itself.

I want to live and eat, so I have no choice but to find something to do.

You asked me what I would do, and you asked me what I would do. Dear leading cadres, please listen carefully ~ ~ ~

Can sell houses for real estate and profit-seeking bosses;

Be able to be angry with an honest boss who has no personality;

Can wash dishes for bosses who don't pay attention to hygiene in restaurants;

Can draw signs for bosses who want to advertise but are not creative;

Can beat around the bush for the boss who evades debts and has three caves of cunning rabbits;

Can work for an angry boss who collects debts;

No doorman can look after the factory for the boss of a large army;

Can cover for the boss who is full of lies when selling;

Can create trouble for the boss who likes to make trouble when he is full;

Can cast a net in a large area and manage the rope for the boss who pays attention to training;

Can find a way for the inefficient boss who wants to commit suicide;

Can earn face for the boss who hates poverty, loves money and loves vanity;

Can exploit loopholes for bosses who collude and speculate inside and outside;

Can write a complaint to a litigious and litigious boss;

Can give advice to the boss who plans publicity and has no coquettish tricks;

Can cheat the devil for the boss who engages in import and export and black-box operation;

A: Oh, my God, now that you mention it, man, you are really capable.

Don't just think about the boss. Move closer to division! Learn to serve the people.

Me: Serve the people, and blaze a path by myself. Hehe, there is no delay.

Don't listen to your nonsense. I can hear you. You are a reminder.

Me: Hey, what happened to Ben? There are three or six levels of urging books, and you can't urge them if you want!

B: Hey, I just want to take a shower. Look at you, I bah ~ ~ ~ ~

Me: No quality.

Can drive for the leader who loves to drink and the road killer;

You can post for leaders who treat private guests and eat and drink at work.

Can clink glasses for leaders who can't drink well and stick to the end,

Can win a seat for a leader who is full of rhetoric and flattery.

Can come up with ideas for leaders with low IQ and zero IQ;

Can build a ladder for leaders who try their best to make it to heaven;

Be able to write manuscripts for uneducated and poor expressive leaders;

Can pull the pole for the lack of leadership of brothers and sisters;

Can be a state-owned enterprise, without the ability to lead the management team;

You can be a spy for leaders who are psychologically dark and inquisitive;

Can get tickets for leaders who have no conscience and will eventually enrich themselves,

Can beat the board for leaders who have no ideas and shirk each other.

You can pretend to be a grandson for a leader who turns a deaf ear and is criticized by the masses.

Can coax wives for the leaders who keep mistresses, mistresses and mistresses;

Can be brave for a timid leader who knows nothing;

You can scold your mother for a respectable disguised leader.

Hey, young man, your resume is good.

Me: Hehe, not really.

C: There are many meetings.

Me: Smile.

C: Then ~ ~ ~ ~ Anything else?

Me: Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~