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The article in the first series of "Full of Wisdom"
Thoreau, who had excellent academic performance, chose the quiet Walden Lake after graduating from Harvard University. Far away from the hubbub and modern civilization, a simple hut was built, creating an almost primitive simple living.
Of course, more often, he sat by Walden Lake for a long time, quietly reading, thinking and writing. He died of lung disease in Concord at the age of 44. No woman has ever loved him in his life. Everything he did before his death seemed unsuccessful. It seems that his life has been terrible. It was not until many years later that people were surprised to find that his wise thoughts could nourish mankind across time and space.
The Thoreau Museum once conducted such a survey on its website-do you think Thoreau's life is bad? Results Among 43 1439 respondents with different identities, occupations and beliefs, more than 92% of them clicked the answer-no.
Not long ago, Kyle Lin, an old college classmate, came to the provincial capital from a remote forest town to buy books. Several students who are now getting along with each other in the provincial capital took the opportunity to get together. Feelings and complaints came out, and everyone turned their envious eyes to Jeremy Lin, who had been smiling without saying a word. It is said that Lin Yutang is still living happily-although he has been teaching and educating people in remote forest towns all his life and doing his favorite job.
The bum then asked smiled: "At the beginning, no one forced you to make that choice. Actually, my life is not as happy as you think. I have a lot of troubles, too. I used to envy your life, but later I understood that no matter what kind of life everyone chooses, whether they are willing or not, as long as they are in it, they must learn to like it and learn to taste happiness from it. "
A poet said it well-every kind of life can be fragrant, as long as you like it from the heart.
& lt Happy Baseball >
Baseball may be one of the most popular forms of entertainment in America, but I am an exception. Growing up, I often stood in the outfield and prayed to God again and again: "Don't let the ball fly at me!" " "On one occasion, I didn't even hit an easy ball, and my coach simply rolled the ball off the ground. He asked me if I wanted to play golf.
When I grew up, I learned to appreciate baseball games and even became a fan of the local baseball team. Of course, I still try to avoid calling in person. But I hope my 8-year-old son Ryan can learn to play baseball, not like me and his father. So I signed him up for a baseball training club with an automatic ball catcher.
When my son first practiced, I was fidgeting in the stands. God, don't let Ryan always fail like me. "come on Children! " I shouted like other fathers. The arm of the automatic ball picker was lifted, and then the ball was thrown out. Ryan hit hard ... and missed it; The catcher's arm was raised again, and Ryan gave another blow ... or missed it. Throw, hit, miss; Do it again, hit the ball, and make another mistake. Over and over again. The only difference from when I was a child is that now Ryan has an automatic ball catcher, and he won't make fun of me from time to time like when he was a child.
Ryan didn't even hit the thrown ball once. After the training, I was mentally prepared and came to my little guy with a depressed face. To my surprise, he came back with a big smile.
"Dad, I want an ice cream."
"ok." I said as I walked, thinking that he felt good about himself. Maybe he will improve next time. After all, there is still a whole season!
However, Ryan is still the same. After training again and again, he missed the chance to catch the ball. In his primary school class, each child has five chances in each round. Ryan made mistakes again and again and didn't hit a ball. At first I tried to encourage him, but I felt sorry and depressed when I saw those lost opportunities. Some balls looked very close, but they missed.
"Well played," I tried to be optimistic. "Thanks, Dad." He is still all smiles.
Whenever Ryan hits the ball, I start walking around uneasily outside. Every time he misses a ball, I feel I missed it. However, the next time it's Ryan's turn, he always walks out of the lounge happily and continues his swing training with his classmates. Isn't he afraid of classmates laughing at me? I always wanted my son to say he didn't want to attend, but the little guy never gave up.
One spring day, my son beat his sticks empty-handed and came to his mother for a drink. "Some of them are very good!" " "His mother said, touching his hair.
"Well done, son!" I said mechanically. He grinned like a winner as usual. In my opinion, this kind of smile is so inappropriate. When he turned back to the training ground, I couldn't help shaking my head. I really don't understand. He is the only child in this class who hasn't played once. How can he be so happy?
"Relax," said the wife. If Ryan doesn't worry about his grades, why are you messing around? He had a good time! This is the key, you know? "
But how can he be so happy? When I was a child, I lost the ball once. I felt very ashamed and wanted to dig a hole to drill down. Ryan missed the ball. He must be very sad, I think. At this time it was his turn again, and I went to the outfield.
Ryan stepped forward, as serious and focused as ever. Even if he only hits the ball once! I thought. The automatic ball picker picked up the ball, threw it over and missed it; One more, still missed.
"Keep your eyes on the ball," the coach shouted. "The ball is coming again!"
The third mistake. I close my eyes.
The fourth mistake. "Ryan, come on!" The students shouted.
The fifth mistake.
I opened my eyes and looked at the ground helplessly. When I looked up, Ryan was with his mother again. He took a long sip of water and still smiled as if he had just won the championship.
The days of training in the past flashed through my mind like movie pictures-all pictures of my son making mistakes. He tried to do it, and he is still trying.
At this moment, Ryan looked at me and cocked his thumb. It suddenly dawned on me. Ryan's baseball is really different from mine. No matter what his grades are, he can find pleasure in them. Yes, this is the key.
I smiled at Ryan and gave him a thumbs-up sign. He turned and went back to the field. I finally didn't go outside. I sat down with confidence and admired my son's healthy and positive attitude. After the training, we ate ice cream and I patted my son on the shoulder. "ah! Young man! Dad, I am really proud of you! " I said,' Dad likes the way you play baseball. "
& lt Honesty is more important than winning >
1 1 years old, participated in an inter-school baseball game. I am a shortstop. Not too good, not too bad, just like playing baseball.
Neighbor Gordon was assigned to another team. He doesn't like playing baseball, and he doesn't play well.
After two weeks of training, Gordon quit the team. I have a friend who is on the same team as him. He told me in a sarcastic tone how he directed two baseball players to force Gordon into a forest and had a conversation with him. They want Gordon to leave the team. Gordon resigned.
That sentence strongly inspired my sense of justice, so I deliberately told my coach about it in small talk. I think my coach will report this to the competition office and ask them to let Gordon return to his old club.
But I was wrong. My coach thinks Gordon needs to join a team that wants him to join, a team that respects him. So Gordon came to our team.
I hope Gordon plays two catches in the final round of this game. But Gordon didn't hit the ball once.
But it didn't happen because Gordon didn't get help. The coach gave him extra batting training, but his baseball skills didn't improve much.
That year, I wondered if Gordon had learned anything from my coach. However, I learned a lot from my coach, but what taught me the most was not about baseball. It's about people's quality, integrity and selflessness. Through this competition, I understand that it is more important to stick to the right, fair and upright than to win or lose.
& lt kindness leads to happiness >
I first dabbled in "politics" when I was running for the vice president of the Student Union in the seventh grade. Now that I think about it, I wonder why I made such a decision at that time. At that time, I was a very shy girl. Almost no one wanted to make friends with me and never cared about other people's affairs. However, timid, I decided to take part in the competition for the vice president of the Student Union. I was busy with my campaign speeches and posters all day, but in the end my efforts went down the drain and I lost to my competitors. On election day, he distributed hundreds of colored pencils with his name on them to his classmates. The "political activities" in middle school also left me with unpleasant memories.
Although this failure had a great impact on me, I decided to run again in high school. I must take certain tactics to ensure victory. Considering that my parents won't give me extra money to "bribe" my classmates for my campaign, I can only use my kindness to win votes for myself. After putting on such a utilitarian coat for my kindness, I think every classmate may vote for me because I think I am a kind person.
With such preconceived ideas, I entered high school. I enthusiastically introduced myself to every classmate and grinned. I take the initiative to greet my classmates and call their names affectionately. I try my best to remember the details related to each classmate, such as Tom's dog "Wang Wang" caught a cold and Lucy's family went to France for their summer vacation ... so I won't worry about talking to them next time.
When I was a sophomore, I dare say that I knew every student in our class like the back of my hand. I spent a year with my classmates carefully, and my efforts paid off. Students will call my name from afar in the corridor, and many students will confide in me and confide in me the unknown secrets in their hearts, and regard me as the most trustworthy person.
When my plan went smoothly, I found that my motivation began to change, and I suddenly felt that I was no longer interested in running for the president of the student union to win a good reputation for myself. I am no longer the girl who seems kind and has a strong inner utility. I really learned to care about my classmates and friends. Caring for others has become a natural behavior. When all my classmates smile at me from the bottom of their hearts, that kind of happiness is beyond words. Treat everyone with a kind heart, and countless kind hearts will treat you well.
Brief introduction of the first series of "Full of Wisdom";
There is no smooth road to life. When you are afraid, wisdom is a sword to help you overcome difficulties and smile at life. When you are confused, wisdom is a bright lamp, which illuminates your heart and strengthens your direction; When you are tired, wisdom is a curved mountain spring, which allows you to wash away dust and purify your soul. -Open this book quietly, and hear the voice of wisdom seeping quietly like clear water drops; Smelling the warm natural fragrance like a golden field, I filled my bags with wisdom, let the warmth like flowers surround me, and my heart will bloom gently like a lotus. Meaningful, profound, poetic and beautiful ... The shining fruit of American writing is in your hand, and everything is in a "bag full of wisdom", so that you can understand the philosophy of life in stories and learn writing skills in American writing.
Wisdom full bag (primary edition series 1) is the primary edition wisdom full bag series 1.
"full of wisdom" the first album:
tangram
The noblest donation
99 gold medals
Happy baseball
what is love ?
Realize her dignity
Integrity is more important than winning or losing.
appreciate
Lavender Easter
Kindness gains happiness.
Zixin house
There is a kind of stupidity called cleverness.
Answer a simple question
Hey, don't look back.
Happy experiment
Extend a warm hand
Go all the way to the end
Candy house
The quilt of the soul
The warmest sunshine
Free sunshine
There is a kind of naivety.
The wise man's way of saving lives
Transparent soul
The secret of bear hunting teenagers
Butterflies can also penetrate coconut shells.
rob
Calm down and sharpen your knife.
A little boy's way to win
Happiness lies in the tail.
Add some sincerity to wisdom
A garden without walls
idle time
A shortcut to the soul
The wick will break.
goods
See through the "godsend opportunity"
Find the answer without a solution.
Collecting tank
Mother's water
Ruth's birthday party
vacant position
Music box through the snow
Empty box core
10 children's school
Lu Yu angel
The distance from love to love
Motherly love on the wall
Watch in the sun
Deep memory
Refuse to dilute love
a beam of light
Lanjujing town
Already good brothers.
The light of maternal love
ivy
There is no warmth on Mount Everest.
5 miles
There will always be someone who will affect your life.
Children who teach sheep.
Success on your own.
The dream goes on as usual
Even a broken jar can produce beautiful flowers.
The power of faith
Victory gesture
Stand where you should stand.
Enjoy the process of pursuit
Diligence is the shortcut to success.
An incurable insomnia.
The power of one finger
Stress can stimulate potential.
Watch your left leg.
Fight despair
Photographic oscilloscope
About one tenth
Unpredictable miracle
Let's go home together.
Let the queen apologize to me.
Trouble maker Jim
Pay by result
Dedicated postman
Reagan, the master of humor
American headmaster sleeping on the roof
"Love" of German Children
The love of virtue.
Don't get other people's clothes dirty.
Best investment
A strange registered letter.
Charity for the poor
There's another idea.
Interesting life
A warm surrender ceremony
Few people cheered.
Obligations of the rich
Baicao garden
Hairy mice and crocodiles
lily
The weak eat the strong.
A broken pitcher
Take off on mother's wings
Houyi Xiaohei
Don't let your blood cool down
Humpback ant
Mountains and pine trees
A little mouse decided to travel to the seaside.
Walnut and bell tower
Distribution principle of wolves
The revelation of nature
Dolphin gift
A spider who loves to dress up.
Wisdom Full Bag Series 1 Middle School Edition
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Thousands of rivers reflect thousands of rivers and moons.
Let the flower of the soul bear the fruit of happiness.
Every day is a gift.
Light the lamp of hope
I have
Choose sunshine
The secret of happiness.
Go there, one day in advance.
Loneliness is a kind of happiness.
God wants me to have a rest.
Smile and sing the song of life.
Life+1
Say anything. ...
Midnight flower
Mourn of the desert
Go to see ants.
Fruit hurts, too.
Everything has its existence value.
Do you want to succeed or must you succeed?
Only those who have dreams can lift the Oscar.
Prove it to others if you have strength.
Always sitting in the front row
emphasize
Choose a path and go on.
diligent
Knock at the door for the 20th time1
Don't judge the result yet.
cut off sb's retreat
Hold back a candy.
An oar can also roam on the sea.
Reading method
Idol Yang Lan
Learn from giraffes and stand up again.
Write success on your face.
Read where there are no words.
The secret of harvest
Add sugar to sesame seeds
Dry the mud first.
Grow up without books.
The eggs laid by the "happy" hen
"butterfly effect"
A salesman who can always find a seat
Repeat what others have said.
The cycle of life
the art of inserting flowers
Principles of life of American presidents and billionaires
Fishtales
Dig your own well.
Let's start by selling toothbrushes.
Lower yourself a little.
Love to love.
Clever Napoleon
The fragrance keeps growing, and the trees keep crossing flowers.
Every life can be fragrant.
Lily blooms in my heart.
My four seasons
Don't let the rain fall into the soul.
The best person is yourself.
the extraordinary in the ordinary
Innocent and innocent heart
Blue sky readable
Life is training.
A day without jealousy is bound to be out of date.
Turn your life into the best time.
core
Bag of life
Is life fair?
arouse
Pretend to confess
Where do you come from?
Tell them that a heart is in a jade pot, even though it is pure.
The value of virtue
Nobleness begins with simplicity.
Love others and love yourself.
The secret of more than 3000 people
The snow-capped mountains are so cold and the cotton-padded clothes are so warm.
Honesty is the foundation of life.
Tianwai wealth
A man with a "half ass"
Li Kaifu's vacant moment
Fill this pot of water.
Sediments and manna
I want to collect a grain of salt for you.
A promise to be kept.
Out of respect, no curtain call
At the richest time.
Carefree people will go to heaven
The power of example
Coins that travel through time and space
Pretend to be "confused" to gather popularity and collect money.
A branch and a leaf are always related to love.
The sun shines on your palm.
There is a true feeling called everlasting.
The birth of a masterpiece
Maternal love and liver dialysis
You are my dumbest student.
If you have nothing, don't worry.
The object of beauty
The warmth of the light
Do you know how much I love you
Open the key to the soul
Tactile paving (for the blind)
Motherly love is like a lamp.
The words behind the tombstone
Regretless love
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