Health jokes hurt the stomach. Short.

Jokes come from life, but they can make our life more joyful and happy. Now, CJ has compiled a complete set of health jokes for everyone, which will make your stomach break briefly. Let's laugh together.

Laugh at your short belly:

1, just starting school, I saw a couple getting close at school. The woman said: this is my first kiss, no kiss! ?

I went over and kissed her and said, it's not my first kiss now, junior. Senior can only help you here! ?

2. How many times does the teacher call the roll when entering the first year of high school? Abbot! Abbot! ? , no one promised.

The teacher was anxious and shouted, Who is the abbot? .

Then a faint voice came from the corner:? Donor, the name of the poor monk is the study, not the abbot! ?

Teacher. . .

3. Is there anything wrong with English summer homework? Steamed bread? How to say it in English?

I wrote steamed bread, and today I found that I am not the best, because my deskmate wrote momo!

4. As a senior in single dog, I remind you responsibly: First of all, your senior is ours, so don't think too much; Secondly, our junior is ours, don't grab it; Besides, to some extent, you are also ours. I hope you don't refuse.

At the beginning of orientation, a senior said with a roster. The ratio of male to female freshmen this year is 3 1! ?

Another answer:? A couple, a gay couple. ?

6. For the new junior:

1. You are a senior in your hometown and the most dangerous senior.

2. It's not a good senior who rushed to help you with your luggage as soon as you settled down, but a really good senior is someone who sells things to you.

3. The laughter of seniors is a bad signal; Senior students' breasts are hotbeds of evil thoughts.

The fewer seniors you know, the more respect you win.

Laugh your belly out. Short two:

pretend to be dead

When I went out to play, my wife met a bear in a narrow way. I reminded him: Play dead! Or this thing will fan you to death! ? So the bear began to play dead.

Entry tax.

When a big fool entered a country, he brought a myna, and the customs officer stopped him and said, Sir! Do you have to pay taxes, too, Stalin? How much should I pay? Live 50 dollars, specimens are only 15 dollars! ? At this moment, I heard myna croak: Idiot! Don't be stingy! ?

Frog at the bottom of a new well

The frog sat in the well, and the eagle flew down from the well. Frog:? Where are you from? Eagle:? I flew more than a hundred miles in the sky and I was thirsty. I need some water to drink. ? Frog:? Stop bragging! The sky is only the size of a wellhead. How can you fly so far? Eagle:? Fool, so big! Jump out and see! ? So the frog jumped out of the well. Then, then the frog was eaten by the eagle!

That's it.

Just crossing the street, a sister was holding a dog, and a young woman next to her pushed a stroller and accidentally hit it. The dog barked and fell down beautifully! Passers-by were shocked, only to hear the girl say: nothing, nothing! Just like this. Too timid. When it was afraid, it fell to the ground. ? Big boo, a young woman, took a deep breath: It scared me to death. I thought it was going to correct me! ?

New skills of catching flies

The dormitory is discussing how to make fly killing paper stick to flies. Roommate God said: Grab a woman, break her leg and stick it on it. Damn it!

Surfing the Internet is killing me.

A group of flying insects heard that the spider had opened an internet cafe and went to join in the fun. As a result, all the flying insects except bees are gone forever. Moreover, the returning bees never dare to go to the spider to surf the Internet again. Later, the son of the bee knew about it and asked; Mom, why don't you surf the spider web? After listening to the little bee's question, the mother bee said seriously; Remember, son, you are not allowed to surf the Internet at Spider's house in the future, because going to other homes for money is killing you!

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